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The worst advice ever given?

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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So.. who's the girl OP?


  • #3
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Start off really friendly, then say something sweet to her, like "I didn't know pretty girls could be so nice." If she says thank you, then ask her out. If she says something like "I'm not pretty" look her right in the eye and say "You're gorgeous" and then ask her out.

    Pass the sick bucket.


  • #4
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    remus808 wrote: »
    http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girl-if-Her-Ex-Cheated-on-Her

    AKA: How to get friend-zoned at 800mph

    If she says yes, hug her.


    Oh FFS!!


  • #5
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    And people wonder why guys can't take hints??

    Look at the crap we are told?!!


  • #6
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    I love some of the other links:
    "How to Be a Good Online Boyfriend or Girlfriend". If ye're not making the beast with two backs offline you're both saddos.
    "How to Recognize a Manipulative or Controlling Relationship" by reading advice on how to be a manipulative or controlling saddo.
    "How to Choose From Multiple Girls" Kind of redundant I imagine, if you're following the advice posted. :D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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  • #7
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    tl;dr

    but..

    this:
    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    Pass the sick bucket.
    + this:
    TheZohan wrote: »
    Oh FFS!!

    = :D

    Tells me all I need to know really


  • #8
    clived2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭clived2


    "I`m telling ya, this bird likes it rough"


  • #9
    Yara Narrow Vow
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Yara Narrow Vow


    Cringe cringe cringe


  • #10
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    16. Sex her good and proper.

    Congratulations! You've got a girlfriend.

    Now cheat on her.


  • #11
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Once you've gotten closer to her, establish a friendship. Get her phone number, IM screenname, facebook, etc, and talk to her whenever you can, but back off if she seems she is getting annoyed.

    So basically, stalk her?

    Also OP, what the hell were you doing looking this up? Sex pest! :pac:


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