Why is everyone jealous of Cork?

Kiwi Chick · 22-08-2010 9:52am #1

Fire away ye jackeen pricks.

sh1tstirrer · 22-08-2010 9:53am

If you can't beat them join them :rolleyes:

22-08-2010 9:53am

A poor mans Facekicker

Mint Sauce · 22-08-2010 9:54am

Kiwi Chick wrote: »

Fire away ye jackeen pricks.

so whos opinon do you want, everyones, or just dublins, when you clarify yourself, then i might answer.

WindSock · 22-08-2010 9:55am

Who's jealous of Cork?

jester77 · 22-08-2010 9:56am

everyone

I'm guessing you've never made it past the borders

flyton5 · 22-08-2010 9:56am

No-one is jealous of Cork...i feel sorry for Cork people. Poor bastards can't even speak English....

Kiwi Chick · 22-08-2010 9:56am

jester77 wrote: »

everyone I'm guessing you've never made it past the borders

Check out my username, you ape.

Kiwi Chick · 22-08-2010 9:57am

irish-stew wrote: »

so whos opinon do you want, everyones, or just dublins, when you clarify yourself, then i might answer.

I should have clarified the thread title, why do Dubliners hate Cork so much?

Gary4279 · 22-08-2010 9:57am

If You Can Read This, You Ain't From Cork.

sh1tstirrer · 22-08-2010 9:57am

flyton5 wrote: »

No-one is jealous of Cork...i feel sorry for Cork people. Poor bastards can't even speak English....

Thats roight :rolleyes:

muffy · 22-08-2010 9:58am

Kiwi Chick wrote: »

I should have clarified the thread title, why do Dubliners hate Cork so much?

Aw we don't hate you, we think your town's rather cute!

phasers · 22-08-2010 9:59am

Cork doesn't even have that many lidls, Dublin has a lidl on every corner.

Screw Cork

jester77 · 22-08-2010 9:59am

Kiwi Chick wrote: »

Check out my username, you ape.

So you managed to smuggle in some foreign fruit and fowl. Impressive as I heard Kim Jong of the river Lee has tight controls on those things!

Mint Sauce · 22-08-2010 10:00am

Kiwi Chick wrote: »

I should have clarified the thread title, why do Dubliners hate Cork so much?

maybe you should, it is very misleading.

El Guapo! · 22-08-2010 10:00am

Kiwi Chick wrote: »

I should have clarified the thread title, why do Dubliners hate Cork so much?

Because going to Cork is like stepping right into a scene from "Deliverance"

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El Guapo! · 22-08-2010 10:01am

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

Thats roight :rolleyes:

Ah come on now your from cavan....

King Felix · 22-08-2010 10:02am

Did the Peoples Republic of Cork send you on a solo mission to rile the folks of AH, OP?

They could have picked a better troll.

muffy · 22-08-2010 10:02am

King Felix wrote: »

Did the Peoples Republic of Cork send you on a solo mission to rile the folks of AH, OP?

They could have picked a better troll.

It's Eddy Hobbes.

Kiwi Chick · 22-08-2010 10:03am

King Felix wrote: »

Did the Peoples Republic of Cork send you on a solo mission to rile the folks of AH, OP?

They could have picked a better troll.

tbh it is not worth trolling on this forum. The admin Nazis must be asleep now.

losthorizon · 22-08-2010 10:07am

I was born in Dublin, grew up in Cork and for the past ten years lived in Waterford but for mysef I'll be a Corkman till the day i die as its the best of the three. Ive travelled to over 30 countrys and and have yet to visit a city as nice as Cork.

sh1tstirrer · 22-08-2010 10:09am

phasers wrote: »

Cork doesn't even have that many lidls, Dublin has a lidl on every corner.

Screw Cork

It's because they know ye Dubs are poor

King Felix · 22-08-2010 10:09am

Kiwi Chick wrote: »

tbh it is not worth trolling on this forum. The admin Nazis must be asleep now.

They normally get Godwinned out of their minds of a Saturday evening and take Sunday mornings off.

miju · 22-08-2010 10:09am

wheres Cork?

Kiwi Chick · 22-08-2010 10:11am

King Felix wrote: »

They normally get Godwinned out of their minds of a Saturday evening and take Sunday mornings off.

LOL That is why this thread has not been locked!:rolleyes:

OutlawPete · 22-08-2010 10:13am

Cause it's almost always bathed in wine?

Lizzzard · 22-08-2010 10:16am

Kiwi Chick wrote: »

Why is everyone jealous of Cork?

EPIC FAIL OF A THREAD. Just like Cork is a fail of a city, and then when you leave the city there's a smell of cow $hite everywhere

Kiwi Chick · 22-08-2010 10:18am

Lizzzard wrote: »

EPIC FAIL OF A THREAD. Just like Cork is a fail of a city, and then when you leave the city there's a smell of cow $hite everywhere

As opposed to the open sewer stink of ****e in Dumpland?

tolosenc · 22-08-2010 10:18am

Not jealous of, just amused by...

Kimono-Girl · 22-08-2010 10:23am

aw c'mon guys can you not wait for the kick off at 3pm today?

Anyway everybody knows Cork is bigger geographically and better because of our miles of scenic coast lines!! :P

OutlawPete · 22-08-2010 10:25am

candlelover wrote: »

aw c'mon guys can you not wait for the kick off at 3pm today?

Anyway everybody knows Cork is bigger geographically and better because of our miles of scenic coast lines!! :P

True, Dublin would be so much more scenic if we had a coastline too.

Nicewanbiy · 22-08-2010 10:26am

King Felix wrote: »

Did the Peoples Republic of Cork send you on a solo mission to rile the folks of AH, OP?

They could have picked a better troll.

Your 'Ma' was unavailable (That's what ye lot call ones' Mother is it not?).

She was pulling a double shift in McDonald's when requested to 'rile'.

The thing about Dublin is there's little integration between the majority.

If one bumped into a fellow citizen whilst walking in Cork City both parties would turn, acknowledge one another, apologise and continue about their day. In Dublin you'd get a dirty look and with a bit of luck not get the head eaten off you or worse, stabbed with some dirty needle.

thee glitz · 22-08-2010 10:29am

candlelover wrote: »

aw c'mon guys can you not wait for the kick off at 3pm today?

That's throw-in, and is at 3:30pm.

King Felix · 22-08-2010 10:34am

Nicewanbiy wrote: »

Your 'Ma' was unavailable (That's what ye lot call ones' Mother is it not?).

She was pulling a double shift in McDonald's when requested to 'rile'.

Your Ma jokes went out of fashion in Dublin a couple of years back. It always takes the yokels a while to catch up.

Did PROC have to send in reinforcenents to back Kiwi-chick up?

Nicewanbiy · 22-08-2010 10:37am

King Felix wrote: »

Your Ma jokes went out of fashion in Dublin a couple of years back. It always takes the yokels a while to catch up.

Did PROC have to send in reinforcenents to back Kiwi-chick up?

Yeah, what-ever that is.

I shouldn't pick on the Dyslexic, it's only amusing half the time.

Giz a Big Mac theeeeere buuuuud.

Kiwi Chick · 22-08-2010 10:38am

King Felix wrote: »

Your Ma jokes went out of fashion in Dublin a couple of years back. It always takes the yokels a while to catch up.

Did PROC have to send in reinforcenents to back Kiwi-chick up?

Unlike the nerds on here who run off to the mods anytime their fragile egos are hurt. Grow a pair willya.

funk-you · 22-08-2010 10:40am

Kiwi Chick wrote: »

As opposed to the open sewer stink of ****e in Dumpland?

Ah c'mon, Limerick's not that bad.

-Funk

King Felix · 22-08-2010 10:46am

Nicewanbiy wrote: »

Yeah, whatever that is.

I shouldn't pick on the dyslexic, it's only amusing half the time.

If you're gonna pick up on grammar and spelling at least get it right, biy.

gollem_1975 · 22-08-2010 10:49am

Nicewanbiy wrote: »

Yeah, what-ever that is.

I shouldn't pick on the Dyslexic, it's only amusing half the time.

Giz a Big Mac theeeeere buuuuud.

tbh In Dublin you're more likely to see a Corkonian working in macdonalds than a Dub.

dey tuck r jebs

Bogsnorkler · 22-08-2010 10:51am

gollem_1975 wrote: »

tbh In Dublin you're more likely to see a Corkonian working in macdonalds than a Dub.

dey tuck r jebs

dur dook ur dooooobs

WindSock · 22-08-2010 10:52am

Nicewanbiy wrote: »

In Dublin you'd get a dirty look and with a bit of luck not get the head eaten off you or worse, stabbed with some dirty needle.

That only seems to happen to Cork people when they make the trip up to the smoke. The rest of us get on grand, like one big happy Cork family, minus the touching.

Nicewanbiy · 22-08-2010 10:53am

King Felix wrote: »

If you're gonna pick up on grammar and spelling at least get it right, biy.

The Capital assigned is to enforce the little jab.

Pet.

King Felix · 22-08-2010 10:54am

Nicewanbiy wrote: »

The Capital assigned is to enforce the little jab.

Why? Do you only have a little prick?

Nicewanbiy · 22-08-2010 10:56am

WindSock wrote: »

That only seems to happen to Cork people when they make the trip up to the smoke. The rest of us get on grand, like one big happy Cork family, minus the touching.

The Snapper, typical Dublin family.

My love to Burgess, says you're A1.

Nicewanbiy · 22-08-2010 10:57am

King Felix wrote: »

Why? Do you only have a little prick?

You tell me, soon as you manage to drag it out of your mouth.

Heh heh heh.

Too easy.

WindSock · 22-08-2010 11:02am

Nicewanbiy wrote: »

The Snapper, typical Dublin family.

My love to Burgess, says you're A1.

Is it? Am I? Cool.

Nicewanbiy wrote: »

You tell me, soon as you manage to drag it out of your mouth.

Heh heh heh.

Too easy.

It reaches to his mouth :eek:

How you doin', etc.

Nicewanbiy · 22-08-2010 11:04am

WindSock wrote: »

Is it? Am I? Cool.

It reaches to his mouth :eek:

How you doin', etc.

Watch House Cat get all upset, big mad red face on him.

King Felix · 22-08-2010 11:05am

Nicewanbiy wrote: »

You tell me, soon as you manage to drag it out of your mouth.

Heh heh heh.

Too easy.

So that's what you Cork fellas do to each other for fun.

Explains a lot really.

Nicewanbiy · 22-08-2010 11:13am

King Felix wrote: »

So that's what you Cork fellas do to each other for fun.

Explains a lot really.

Come backs aren't really your forté are they lad.

Best you just leave them well alone and stick to playing with Mala.

Good man yourself.

baltimore sun · 22-08-2010 11:14am

I'm jealous of Cork hurlers, best strikers in the sporting world

Lizzzard · 22-08-2010 11:16am

Kiwi Chick wrote: »

As opposed to the open sewer stink of ****e in Dumpland?

Not as bad a the sewer stink after you town, sorry CITY, flooded last year.

Why is everyone jealous of Cork?

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