Why Does My Cat....

Motley Crue

I get up on a Saturday morning, having had a lie in, and having cleaned his litter tray late last night and put down fresh bedding and all the rest, the Cat decides to relieve himself right there and then while I'm having breakfast.

He is generally up at 5am, and I know this because he often tries to wake me at that time, so why does he decide that during my breakfast when I've appeared in the morning is a good time to present me with this "gift"

Black Swan

Knows... "It's better to give than receive."

orourkeda

Little johnny the cat needs to be taught a lesson.

Kiera

Cats a gay!

Jet Black

Some type of fetish?

Doc

Your cat hates you.

But dont worry every cat hates its owner so its not just you. Their just pricks.

Kiera

Doc wrote: »

Your cay hates you.

But dont worry ever cat hates its owner so its not just you. Their just pricks.

Are you drunk? Or about to eat one of our swans?

/damn you Doc and your ninja edit

easyeason3

It's you're cats way of telling you go **** yourself for not getting up at five o' clock.

Doc

Kiera wrote: »

Are you drunk? Or about to eat one of our swans?

/damn you Doc and your ninja edit

Ha Ha and yes to one of your questions.

Kiera

Doc wrote: »

Ha Ha and yes to one of your questions.

What does swan taste like?

Ostrom

Because cats are evil hate filled bastards

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

This is clearly a case of mistaken identity. The wife of a wealthy man who shares your name owes a lot of money - all over town, you could say - and the cat has been hired to extract it.

Thinking you are the weathly husband, he has dediced to pee on your ****ing rug.

Kess73

Kiera wrote: »

What does swan taste like?

Funnily enough just like cat.:D

Kess73

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

This is clearly a case of mistaken identity. The wife of a wealthy man who shares your name owes a lot of money - all over town, you could say - and the cat has been hired to extract it.

Thinking you are the weathly husband, he has dediced to pee on your ****ing rug.

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?:)

Schism

That's classic cat right there, it's like they know somehow.

I wonder do cats get some pre-life training in how to annoy their owners.

"Ok now, you must never forget always to do your business right in front of them and at inopportune times. oh and **** on the carpet too if you think you can get away with it. Now go on fine feline soldier"

antodeco

Maybe your cat thinks you like Nesquik?

BluesBerry

Why have you got the litter tray in the kitchen :eek:

Put it in the bathroom or do you eat your breakfast in the bathroom?:eek::eek:

Or....Train your cat to use your neighbours garden

Slunk

maybe its becase you didnt get up at 5am as usual and feed him so he's getting his revenge

deise go deo

Haha, its part of the cats rotuine now, Is the litter box in the kitchen? a simple solution would be to just move the litter box, If hes just going for a dump on the floor more action would be required,

Have you considered feeding him and while hes eating take a dump beside his bowl? Give him a tast of his own medicne as it were?

kfallon

Motley Crue wrote: »

I get up on a Saturday morning, having had a lie in, and having cleaned his litter tray late last night and put down fresh bedding and all the rest, the Cat decides to relieve himself right there and then while I'm having breakfast.

He is generally up at 5am, and I know this because he often tries to wake me at that time, so why does he decide that during my breakfast when I've appeared in the morning is a good time to present me with this "gift"

Cos he's a sneaky little cat cnut who deserves a good kick in the hole
Get a dog, much more loyal and friendly

Surfsmurf

Wife; John, did ya put the cat out
John; Ah Jaysus

we'llallhavetea_old

start roaring at him mid poo, i've done it and let me tell you the results are hilarious.

after you've had your fun, just start letting him out before you sit down for breakfast.

TheKBizzle

It's because cats don't like hoomans

astra2000

Cats are the evil, he did it on purpose get a dog.

starlit

Its looking for attention or that it is mad at you or doesn't feel loved and scorns you. Usually its a territory thing.

Wertz

Kiera wrote: »

What does swan taste like?

Chicken. Big chicken.

snuggles285 wrote: »

Usually its a territory thing.

That's my take on it too, especially if it's making a point of doing it after the litter tray is cleaned...cat needs to make it theirs again.

In all my years of having a cat I never had a litter tray....a cat will housetrain itself to wait and go outside if there isn't one (once you have it from a kitten)...obviously there are some accidents which is a bitch if you have carpet, but for the most part I never had any probelms.
My last cat was clever enough that if he did get caught short during the night or was sick, he'd go into the bathroom and either go on the tiles or in the bath, if he couldn't waken me to get out.

we'llallhavetea_old

Wertz wrote: »

In all my years of having a cat I never had a litter tray....a cat will housetrain itself to wait and go outside if there isn't one (once you have it from a kitten)...obviously there are some accidents which is a bitch if you have carpet, but for the most part I never had any probelms.
My last cat was clever enough that if he did get caught short during the night or was sick, he'd go into the bathroom and either go on the tiles or in the bath, if he couldn't waken me to get out.

my cat has done that too, he has crapped in the bathroom sink and in the baths plughole!

starlit

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

my cat has done that too, he has crapped in the bathroom sink and in the baths plughole!

At least a dog won't do that unless he can jump or he is of a certain size.

admiralofthefleet

pillow case + bricks+ cat + canal = sorted

we'llallhavetea_old

snuggles285 wrote: »

At least a dog won't do that unless he can jump or he is of a certain size.

yeah, he'd sh!t on the carpet, which is worse!

Wertz

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

my cat has done that too, he has crapped in the bathroom sink and in the baths plughole!

Defintely better than buried under all the lose wiring at the back of the TV. :mad: In fairness that only happened once.
Some might find the idea of cat sh*t in the sink/bath revolting, but it makes for easy cleaning and at least everyone is sh*tting in the same room so smell isn't an issue.

I seem to recall seeing a vid of a cat using a toilet...can't remember where, prolly on utube someplace.

we'llallhavetea_old

Wertz wrote: »

Defintely better than buried under all the lose wiring at the back of the TV. :mad: In fairness that only happened once.
Some might find the idea of cat sh*t in the sink/bath revolting, but it makes for easy cleaning and at least everyone is sh*tting in the same room so smell isn't an issue.

oh god yes, i can't say i was thrilled he used his initiative at the time, but afterward i was relieved he did it somewhere i could rinse it down!

I seem to recall seeing a vid of a cat using a toilet...can't remember where, prolly on utube someplace.

yep, i've seen that too, oh if only my cat could do the same!

Collie D

Motley Crue wrote: »

I get up on a Saturday morning, having had a lie in, and having cleaned his litter tray late last night and put down fresh bedding and all the rest, the Cat decides to relieve himself right there and then while I'm having breakfast.

He is generally up at 5am, and I know this because he often tries to wake me at that time, so why does he decide that during my breakfast when I've appeared in the morning is a good time to present me with this "gift"

Because cats are arseholes. Get a dog

galwayrush

Motley Crue wrote: »

, the Cat decides to relieve himself right there and then while I'm having breakfast.

"

Your cat's a Wanker..:eek:

CrazyRabbit

It's the cats way of letting you know that you are his bitch.

Wertz

One thing this and the other cat related thread on here goes to show is that for the most part those that like dogs hate cats and are vocal about same...it's funny then that those who like cats aren't into dissing the behaviour of dogs, criticising owners for having them, recommending drowning them (in jest I know), calling dogs evil or whatever...pathetic really.

Collie D

Wertz wrote: »

One thing this and the other cat related thread on here goes to show is that for the most part those that like dogs hate cats and are vocal about same...it's funny then that those who like cats aren't into dissing the behaviour of dogs, criticising owners for having them, recommending drowning them (in jest I know), calling dogs evil or whatever...pathetic really.

It's called being tongue in cheek. I've nothing against cats. I've had both cats and dogs, I just prefer dogs.

Milky Moo

He is a cat, he does as he pleases simple as.

Wertz

Collie D wrote: »

It's called being tongue in cheek. I've nothing against cats. I've had both cats and dogs, I just prefer dogs.

It wasn't aimed at anyone in particular...it's something I've come across IRL too (where it was in earnest)...I know this is AH and all.
But even in jest I haven't seen anyone reprimanding dog owners or their dogs, from the "cat" side...maybe we're all just pussies?

Terry

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

pillow case + bricks+ cat + canal = sorted

You forgot the string. Never forget the string.

Also, the attached file made me chuckle. Then I realised it wasn't that funny, but I'm attaching it because I went to the effort of making it.

jd007

hehe what a thread to have under this one.

Collie D

jd007 wrote: »

hehe what a thread to have under this one.

Very observant. NIce one

Terry

jd007 wrote: »

hehe what a thread to have under this one.

A couple of hours late on that one.
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=67586275&postcount=40

Mr Benevolent

efla wrote: »

Because cats are evil hate filled bastards

No. No they're not.

starbelgrade

Kick him in the face.

Collie D

Wertz wrote: »

I seem to recall seeing a vid of a cat using a toilet...can't remember where, prolly on utube someplace.

I think that was the film Meet the Parents

Wertz

Collie D wrote: »

I think that was the film Meet the Parents

Nah defo on something like rudetube or one of those animals do the funniest things type shows.

Unless you're saying meet the parents is the equivalent of cat sh*t in a human toilet in which case I'll defer to someone who's seen it...


[edit] http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cat+toilet&aq=f

Some right video nasties
second one down was one I saw lol

jd007

Terry wrote: »

A couple of hours late on that one.
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=67586275&postcount=40

Damn my laziness and not reading through he thread!

Motley Crue

I will try and train my cat to use the toilet. The litter tray is more in the living room then the kitchen, better get a hooded one though, we can't let him out since he would drown - we live next to the sea and he would jump in after the fish

FearDark

Get a dog, cats are horrible horrible creatures.