What is your party trick?

starlit

So what is your party trick? I haven't got that many!

Fizman

Don't be too hard on yourself OP. You certainly have the rare ability to start a new thread and not give any examples/opinions.

Snowie

I can touch my noise with my tounge.

storm2811

I can fit a whole banana in my...






mouth.

Fizman

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I can touch my noise with my tounge.

I can only touch my noise with my ears.

prinz

Drinking to excess with speed.

Michellenman

I can wiggle my ears.

I can also do most things with my feet that I can do with my hands..


>.>

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Korvanica

I can open a bottle with pretty much anything...

PinkCandy

storm2811 wrote: »

I can fit a whole banana in my







mouth.

Me too! And my hand...

Not the most attractive of party tricks...

Iwasfrozen

storm2811 wrote: »

I can fit a whole banana in my







mouth.

What were you doing when you found that out?

thebigbiffo

a boy named sue

everybody goes ballistic for that song:D

starbelgrade

Korvanica wrote: »

I can open a bottle with pretty much anything...

Can you do it with your snatch?

NothingMan

I can get wrecked drunk and píss on your stairs! Never goes down too well though. I think I need to perfect my technique.

DamienH

I can open a wine bottle with my shoe.

Bottle of buckie through a beer bong in under half a minute.. Half a bottle and then half a bottle.

Haven't done it in years tho.

orourkeda

getting sick and falling on the ground

mikom

The human party popper.
It begins with a piece of string hanging out of my arse.

KeithM89_old

I can tell the difference between butter and I cant believe its not butter

kjl

ì can solve a rubix cube in less than 20 seconds.

storm2811

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

What were you doing when you found that out?

I found out I could fit a load of pringles in there so went to see what else I could do.:pac:

starlit

Touch my nose with my lips! Certain dance moves....:o. Can make funny sounds with my lips! Can juggle a bit too! Great to bounce a few sporty balls until they fall out of my hands or roll on the floor!

alwaysadub

I can touch my nose with my tongue...and that's bout it.

I'm not really very talented

Hooked

I can move both my eyes independent of one another.

Fizman

I can make a woman climax by using nothing other than mind-bullets.

Jaxxy

Can fit my fist in my mouth and hold a pint in my cleavage.

Naos

Make a shamrock shape with my tongue.

Star Bingo

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Can fit my fist in my fanny and hold a pint in my hand

FYP.

yes, i can clear a room inside half a minute

Jaxxy

Star Bingo wrote: »

FYP.

yes, i can clear a room inside half a minute

Now that's a talent.

Einstein

Keithm89 wrote: »

I can tell the difference between butter and I cant believe its not butter

You lie...:P

I can put a condom over my head and blow it up with my nose...

Owwmykneecap

The helicopter.


I can do it with the lights out if someone has highlighter pens.

My name is URL

I can turn my eyelids inside out..

A mate of mine does this thing where he puts a straw in a bottle of beer to let air in and drinks the full bottle in literally 2 seconds.. it's funny making him do it for every person that walks in the door to the party.. he rarely lasts long enough to see anyone else's tricks though

starlit

I have the ability to switch off my ears so I only hear what I want to hear!

banquo

I can memorise a deck of cards in just under 30 seconds.

It's a really boring trick, watching someone stare at a deck for thirty seconds and then reciting it. Works at the airport when people are forced to watch, not really at a ''party''.

no scope

get a roll of cling film , find a toilet seat , put cling film over the seat

and let the rest of the unlucky people do the work them selves when there takin a leak

Naos

My name is URL wrote: »

I can turn my eyelids inside out..

A mate of mine does this thing where he puts a straw in a bottle of beer to let air in and drinks the full bottle in literally 2 seconds.. it's funny making him do it for every person that walks in the door to the party.. he rarely lasts long enough to see anyone else's tricks though

Ever try it yourself, not exactly a trick. Used to do it with my mates the whole time in the Vortex (Meath), 2e a bottle. Horribly bloating.

klose

Open a bottle of wine with a shoe!!

babyfratelli_x

I can hoola hoop.... on my arms, waist, knees, ankle, neck... Won me a jug of cocktails recently

Also can do that thing where u put coins on ur elbow, flip it, then catch then catch them in my hand.... its pretty simple tho, lotta people can do it I think

starlit

Have a bit of a photographic memory and I'm a little psycic(can have preminitions)!

bazmaiden

I have the ability to sit through some douche playing an Oasis song on guitar

El Guapo!

THIS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qFXyEFMwBE

xoxyx

snuggles285 wrote: »

I have the ability to switch off my ears so I only hear what I want to hear!

Why thank you. Yes, it is a size 8.

Sofiztikated

I can pass through a standard wire coat hanger.

GalwayKiefer

I can open a bottle of beer using an A4 sheet of paper.

El Guapo!

Sofiztikated wrote: »

I can pass a standard wire coat hanger.

:eek:

FYP :pac:

Sofiztikated

Dean09 wrote: »

:eek:

FYP :pac:

:eek: is usually what peoples reaction is, though.

Quite slender and mildly bendable bones and joints for a 26 year old chap.

:Edit:
Another one that is trotted out, usually when I've had a smidgen too much Jager is my Gollum/Chicken impression.

Both start out similar, getting naked down to the waist, sucking in my stomach so that you can almost see my spine, one involves a bit of crouching and mumbling of "Precious" and the other puffing my chest out, folding my arms in as wings, and clucking about.

I'm an attention seeking tit when I'm that drunk.

El Guapo!

Sofiztikated wrote: »

.....sucking in my stomach so that you can almost see my spine,

:eek:
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Sofiztikated

Dean09 wrote: »

:eek:
How skinny are you??!



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Thats generally along the lines of the reaction I get every time I do it.

I'm 5'7" and I'm 8.5 stone/54 Kilo's.

Although I'm getting a bit of a belly now, so with my skinny arms and legs, I look like a famine victim.

Also, sod the food & water. It might go off in the post. Just send the €2's. Many of them. Ta.

Sofiztikated

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Thats generally along the lines of the reaction I get every time I do it.

I'm 5'7" and I'm 8.5 stone/54 Kilo's.

Although I'm getting a bit of a belly now, so with my skinny arms and legs, I look like a famine victim.

Also, sod the food & water. It might go off in the post. Just send the €2's. Many of them. Ta.

Can you put it on youtube.

Sofiztikated

Deleted User wrote: »

Can you put it on youtube.

Yeeeeaaaahhhh, thats not happening.

Yet.

_sparkie_

i am 5'10'' and 8 stone and i cant get my spine to show, i have to work on that one. thanks for the idea!

Kimono-Girl

i can wrap my legs around my neck :pac: