Foul mouthed innocent children

Lando Griffin

My 2 year old has just been to summer school, and I have noticed she has started to use a lot of colourful language.
Myself and the OH especially are shocked by the language she has picked up during her stint there.
It obvious that some children are listening to their parents using foul language and in my opinion society as a whole has a lot to answer for when innocent children are going around cursing and swearing.
For eg. She was trying to put her teddy into a cornflake box and exclaimed “f**ck it to hell”. Then in the bath she let out the water by mistake and said “For F**ks sake” but worst of all when driving she keeps saying “Incate ya pri**ck”
Who is to blame, society, tv maybe a breakdown in family values?

biko

“Incate ya pri**ck”
What does that even mean?

Dunjohn

WTF are you letting her drive for??

WindSock

Lando Griffin wrote: »

but worst of all when driving she keeps saying “Incate ya pri**ck”

Good on her, she's dead right.

listermint

“For F**ks sake” but worst of all when driving she keeps saying “Incate ya pri**ck”


Your 2 year old drives................... ???

Herb Powell

tbh that sounds hilarious.

El Guapo!

Well if I was sent to summer school I'd call you a prick aswell tbh. :pac:

Ruu_Old

Marilyn Manson...wait no! Video games, yes thats it! They are to blame.

Terry

Words are only bad if we want them to be bad.

Sykk

It's a bit early to be shipping your kids off to a summer school at the age of 2, no?

Handsome Bob

Kids who curse are are not the worst really, and let's face it, it can be plain comical at times.

Link NSFW BTW. :pac:

admiralofthefleet

i think she's possessed

Lando Griffin

Dunjohn wrote: »

WTF are you letting her drive for??

She has a little toy car.

PeterIanStaker

Ruu wrote: »

Marilyn Manson...wait no! Video games, yes thats it! They are to blame.

I blame Snoopy Snoopy Dog Dogg.

Tryst

Children are always going to pick up foul language i'm sure even you slip from time to time in front of your children. You just need to teach her that while this language may be used by others it is not acceptable for her to use it. You can't wrap her in cotton wool and stopper her ears but you can nip it in the bud. There is no one person or group to blame here its just the way things have evolved there is no point in looking for someone to blame just deal with the language before it becomes a problem.

Banned Account

Maybe she's frustrated that you bought her a car with no indicators - that can be awfully dangerous. If you don't address this it may get worse - wait 'till noddy cuts her up on the inside while going round the island in the kitchen and she gets out and beats him to within an inch of his homoerotic life.

kfallon

And who decides it's foul language? I mean who woke up one morning and decided what was to be considered good or bad language???

Dudess

It's Lando - he's on a wind-up. I think it's ****ing hilarious when kids swear. Where I live, the kids nearby had their cousins over from England for the summer holidays (average age of all kids: about nine) and the English kids were so well spoken and never swore - the worst thing one of them said was (London accent, a girl): "You're stewpid!" to which the Cork kid replied (Cork accent, a boy): "Fuk you, ya kunt!"

Ok, not nice for the little girl I suppose, but good god was it funny...

we'llallhavetea_old

who sends a 2yr old to summer school? :eek:

anyway, i find it hilarious when a child accidentally swears.

one day i was driving home with my daughter in the back, it started to rain and from the back seat i heard her muttering "fcuking raining again", nearly crashed the car with the laughing.

Dudess

kfallon wrote: »

And who decides it's foul language? I mean who woke up one morning and decided what was to be considered good or bad language???

Well, who says a table is a table or a computer is a computer? They just are. It's a bit late to try and deconstruct things - certain expressions are swears, imbued with obscenity etc, and it's not really possible to go back and change that.

Banned Account

Dudess wrote: »

Well, who says a table is a table or a computer is a computer? They just are. It's a bit late to try and deconstruct things - certain expressions are swears, imbued with obscenity etc, and it's not really possible to go back and change that.

'Twould be fun to try though - "hey, intercourse you bud!" or "wanna go back to mine and intercourse?"

David Attenborough "These beautiful birds spend 3 days doing the most breathtaking displays before they finally fúck"

Lando Griffin

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

who sends a 2yr old to summer school? :eek:

Its a play school but the people who run it let in younger children over the summer and call it Summer School

kfallon

Dudess wrote: »

Well, who says a table is a table or a computer is a computer? They just are. It's a bit late to try and deconstruct things - certain expressions are swears, imbued with obscenity etc, and it's not really possible to go back and change that.

I often use the 'c' word as a term of affection, e.g. my mate has disappeared from his bar stool for 10 mins, "Where's that other mad c*nt gone?"

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kfallon wrote: »

I often use the 'c' word as a term of affection, e.g. my mate has disappeared from his bar stool for 10 mins, "Where's that other mad c*nt gone?"

Try to remind yourself that this may not be appropriate to use in work or court.

kfallon

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Try to remind yourself that this may not be appropriate to use in work or court.

I once used it in a meeting in work, once it came out of my mouth I was thinking, "What the fook have you said!"....luckily enough there were only 4 of us there and the others know what I'm like!

reeta

Lando Griffin wrote: »

My 2 year old has just been to summer school, and I have noticed she has started to use a lot of colourful language.
Myself and the OH especially are shocked by the language she has picked up during her stint there.
It obvious that some children are listening to their parents using foul language and in my opinion society as a whole has a lot to answer for when innocent children are going around cursing and swearing.
For eg. She was trying to put her teddy into a cornflake box and exclaimed “f**ck it to hell”. Then in the bath she let out the water by mistake and said “For F**ks sake” but worst of all when driving she keeps saying “Incate ya pri**ck”
Who is to blame, society, tv maybe a breakdown in family values?

When i first read this I thought it was a windup!! who would send their 2 year old to a summer camp, also the language she is using in the car has to be from you or your OH, as she could only have heard that from someone driving, she wouldnt have heard that in summer camp. Maybe you should look closer to home as something not quite right here !!!

ejmaztec

kfallon wrote: »

And who decides it's foul language? I mean who woke up one morning and decided what was to be considered good or bad language???

Some holier than thou fuckwit, who knows lots of big words, that unfortunately no-one else can understand.

Dudess

reeta wrote: »

When i first read this I thought it was a windup!!

You were right.

kfallon

There is nothing wrong with a bit of effin' & blindin', great way to relieve stress.....just like sex & ****

Banned Account

kfallon wrote: »

effin' & blindin'... just like sex & ****

Same thing apparently - effing/sex = identical.

blindin'/**** = identical for catholics.

Dunjohn

ejmaztec wrote: »

Some holier than thou fuckwit, who knows lots of big words, that unfortunately no-one else can understand.

Watch your language. The correct term is "reprobate."

The Agogo

:pac:OP they're just puffs of air coming from one's mouth.

I mean, with the vastness and space and all.....is it really that significant?

areu4real?

In the words of the Beegees, "It's only words"

People getting upset over swearing is comical. If the only thing you have in your life to be upset about is a few swear words, consider yourself fcuking lucky

kfallon

areu4real? wrote: »

In the words of the Beegees, "It's only words"

People getting upset over swearing is comical. If the only thing you have in your life to be upset about is a few swear words, consider yourself fcuking lucky

Well said you c*nt

SafeSurfer

It is very embarrassing listening to some people who cannot articulate their thoughts without resorting to effing and blinding. It debases what the person is saying, the person saying it and the people listening to it. When fcuking is put before every noun in a sentence etc it completely loses its dramatic effect. But a well placed swear word, used sparingly can be effective as fcuk.

ShooterSF

If I'm ever lucky enough to be an uncle or unfortunate enough to have my own kid they are going to be taught to swear and swear like sailors.
There is nothing funnier than a child swearing at you though adults around them who get offended are a close second.

orourkeda

f*ck those foul mouthed little b***ixes

a good crack on the a**e for the little sh*ts would sort the f**ers out.

well till i get me hands on the c**ts

jesus sufferin' motherf**k

El Horseboxo

Had a little 2 or 3 year old girl shout at me a few days ago while coming back from the shop. "fúck you looking at cúnt bag". Funny as fúck hearing her say that. Then she says "walk on cock face" as i strolled away breaking me bollix laughing.

Gone West

Nice idea for a thread, but its just a little story.
OP is trolling, but could be funnier.
6/10 for effort.

Lando Griffin

el judìo wrote: »

Nice idea for a thread, but its just a little story.
OP is trolling, but could be funnier.
6/10 for effort.

What the.
I never.
Most of my threads come from real life experiences and I translate directly to computer.
I am shocked and outraged that you think I am trolling, but thanks for the positive feedback.

Overheal

I'd be impressed that she's at least using the phrases correctly:

Then in the bath she let out the water by mistake and said “For F**ks sake”

storm2811

There was one time I was at a friends helping her mind her baby sister(about 2).
We were trying to teach her some words anyway and when it wouldn't work one of us said "Ahh fcuk it".
All went downhill from there,she wouldn't stop saying "fcuk" all day.
The mother was not impressed.:pac:

Seloth

My third or fourth word was "****"I think hah.

I think Tommy Tiernan said it best with

"The english language is a brick wall and f**k is my chizzle"

Kimono-Girl

i blame the grandparents!!! on holidays recently my mother tried (successfully) to teach our 13 month old to say beach...

only problem she says it in a way that sounds like B**ch...:mad:

so now when she says "nana beach" it has a whole new ring to it :eek:

admiralofthefleet

has she started saying things like 'your mother cooks socks in hell'?