What does your last text say?

d.anthony

Following on from the 'Nice Texts' post... What does the last text in your inbox say?

Mines is...: 'When do you finish?'

Random

**** the irfu. **** the aviva. **** them all. 100 quid for a ticket for nz and sa matches. 100 ****ing quid. **** off.

GiftofGab

What date is it?

johngalway

"Thats good news ."

I live such an exciting life

"Hi, just a quick reminder that your AA membership has recently expired. please call or go online to renew. All the best"

d.anthony

Random wrote: »

**** the irfu. **** the aviva. **** them all. 100 quid for a ticket for nz and sa matches. 100 ****ing quid. **** off.

Did your friend put in the stars or is that for our benefit??:D

Help. Me.

alwaysadub

"You'd need to be on a cruise ship"

Gummy Panda

"Yeah hes a weirdo man"

A valid warning that i heeded

Voltex

"get home quick..Im as toey as a roman sandle..Cheryl xxx"

Super-Rush

Thats grand Martin. You can see Anne if i'm not there. Thanks again for a great night.

starbelgrade

Mine was a picture message showing a pint of Carlsberg & half finished fry-up in the background, sent by a friend from the airport at 9am this morning, before he got on the plane to London for a stag weekend.

It made me hungry, thirtsy & very jealous all at the same time.

justshane

sweedish twin freaks, motorway madness!

GrumPy

"Im too full to move"

Captain_Generic

"Macdonalds chicken nuggitz be crispy like you never SEEN"

sam34

"thank god shes fininshed now. same old rubbish. ad nauseum."

one of my sisters was texting me while on the landline to another of my sisters, who has a habit of talking pure sh!te at great length

The Big Red Button

"Ah cula bula hun.. sounds gud.. wer in london is it? wat way we guna wrk it ot?"

It hurts me to type like that. And "ot" doesn't even sound like "out" and did leaving out that one "u" really save you that much time and effort?!

(I love the girl really though! )

SquirrelFace

"Ah. Haha. i thought you wanted one for a perverted reason. ewh! "



.... a tshirt???? whats perverted about wanting a tshirt...

VIS VIRES

"I know where you're hiding Larry"...

bronte

"Stop biting your nails. I know you're doing it."

I was!

t4k30

"haha no, sligo :P im just using my phone"

Bonavox

"Theres nothing we can do, the bodys buried, your in this as deep as I am."

3DataModem

Have you heard from PayPal?

didntgotoplan

"ah no why do you always do this to me? "

Elessar

"Hi, 11 is fine on Monday"

Superbus

"When shall you be down?"

Interestastic.

47

" i`m finished in the shower xxx"

Mr. Plow

''Remember, to continue receiving great value with FREE texts to any Irish network, just keep topping up by EUR20 every 30 days. Optout vodafone.ie''

How annoying are those texts. I know like, stop texting me already.

Eddie Ere

Pick me up at 9

candy-gal1

"you know what tis funny that a night out with my old wingman makes me love you even more"


from the OH (oh no i used the forbidden AH word :eek:) on his night out with a mate


:) feeling happy!

tom thum

" just finishing myself off ". long story

"how r u? wanna call at my pad?...4 a chat...i always have always liked u and if u want some kinky sh*t then ring me. x"

Now this is an ex-boyfriend from near enough 2 bloody years ago now who just wont give up! I haven't even replied to him in about 6 months but I get this sh*t pretty much every other day...anyone fancy helping me get him off my case :P

Niall09

"yeah no probs, *name* usually takes size 10 but his black ones are size 11 cause they are tight.. you can borrow them we will bring them home tomorrow "

Christ that sounds quite bad :eek:

Eddie Ere

tom thum wrote: »

" just finishing myself off ". long story

It's a long night. Go on...

offaly1

Im outside your place

Elessar

Deleted User wrote: »

"how r u? wanna call at my pad?...4 a chat...i always have always liked u and if u want some kinky sh*t then ring me. x"

Now this is an ex-boyfriend from near enough 2 bloody years ago now who just wont give up! I haven't even replied to him in about 6 months but I get this sh*t pretty much every other day...anyone fancy helping me get him off my case :P

"I'm now a man called Brian. Come on over babes "

Cian92

" Yahh you were saying:) you excited?:) "

strokemyclover

"Stop leaving burning bags of dog **** on my doorstep and ringing the bell"

JayEnnis

''We gotta go, hurry on!''

Lux23

Im free tomorrow night, are you?

CFC1905_NK

"Yeah. Less said the better."

Chicken Run

All girls to be at Tony Mac's for 9am Saturday please. Reply with whether or not you can come.

Asphyxia

"Cool oh i'll def go i'll text ya when robbie wakes we can go to cashel or somewhere different if ya want".

MmmmmCheese

"I thought you'd hung up the phone as well, then I heard you say 'bye' at the last second and now I feel like a prick. i'm sorry, i didn't mean to hang up on you "

My boyfriend clearly doesn't know that saying 'bye' is an acceptable way of ending a phone conversation!

TanG411

''You have 2 new voicemail messages. To listen, please call 171.''

dammitjanet

"I'm so proud of you"

-Corkie-

Nah

Richard Noggin

Happy New Year.

Glico Man

"Bitch had me thinking it was mine for the last three weeks. Found out today it's Brians, poor basterd hahaha... Tonight I'm going out getting fcuked, drunk and whatever else in between. I fcuking love life"

''Allright Horse box, are you going on the beer?'' - 2102. Unfortunatley we are still not in the pub as I am waiting for Fanny Head to finish tarting himself up. I hope your reading this Con!!!

murrayp4

"shíte"