guys i need your help

leinsterrugby · 13-08-2010 1:13am #1

so the old man has decided to likestop supporting me with pocket money after i got expelled from school. this means i am now in a poistion where like i will have to get a job. tough but i think i can do it but like i need your guys advice on where i can get a job in the southside?

amcalester · 13-08-2010 1:15am

Write a series of books chronicling your days of playing rugby and scoring all the birds.

cc87 · 13-08-2010 1:18am

amcalester wrote: »

Write a series of loike books chronicling your days of loike playing ruggers with the goys and scoring loike all the chicks.

FYP

Ricardo G · 13-08-2010 1:18am

If you keep saying "like" in an interview............you wont get the job !!

Owwmykneecap · 13-08-2010 1:21am

I'll Danny Dyer your face and you can make money by appearing in Channel 4 documentaries called The Worlds's most Danny Dyer'd Face and Me.

Superbus · 13-08-2010 1:21am

So much facepalm.

The Agogo · 13-08-2010 1:21am

This has to be fake...

RossDonegan · 13-08-2010 1:22am

leinsterrugby wrote: »

so the old man has decided to likestop supporting me with pocket money after i got expelled from school. this means i am now in a poistion where like i will have to get a job. tough but i think i can do it but like i need your guys advice on where i can get a job in the southside?

Simple answer, Grow a pair.
You got expelled you made the decision so go support yourself.

Mammy and daddy won't always be around for you.
Go to local shops, advertisment boards ect and ask around.

mink_man · 13-08-2010 1:22am

leinsterrugby wrote: »

so the old man has decided to likestop supporting me with pocket money after i got expelled from school. this means i am now in a poistion where like i will have to get a job. tough but i think i can do it but like i need your guys advice on where i can get a job in the southside?

try the southside maybe?

Ricardo G · 13-08-2010 1:22am

Larry murphy is lloking to recruit some door security

Or i'll pay you to pluck the hairs from my ass

Peyton Manning · 13-08-2010 1:23am

I would suggest that you start charging for your trolling services, but you are in fact shíte at it so you wouldn't make much of a living.

Get yourself a nice dress and some rich old man will have his way with take care of you.

alwaysadub · 13-08-2010 1:24am

Why not go sit under Tempelogue Bridge and jump out at people passing and demand money to let them over.
That type of job would suit ya.

mink_man · 13-08-2010 1:24am

The Agogo wrote: »

This has to be fake...

that's what she said when I showed her my massive willy :cool:

jd007 · 13-08-2010 1:24am

Trolls used to be funny

Doc · 13-08-2010 1:25am

Ill pay you a fiver if you let me punch you in the face!

Overheal · 13-08-2010 1:31am

forget the face Ill give you a tenner to punch you in the eye

Doc · 13-08-2010 1:33am

15 to kick you in the nuts!

jordan.. · 13-08-2010 1:33am

start charging all the blokes who ride ya!

mink_man · 13-08-2010 1:33am

Overheal wrote: »

forget the face Ill give you a tenner to punch you in the eye

forget the tenner, i'll give you a fifteener to kick you ovaries

Cypher_sounds · 13-08-2010 1:40am

Doc wrote: »

Ill pay you a fiver if you let me punch you in the face!

since when did you have to pay someone to give them a punch in the face, just go for it

NoHornJan · 13-08-2010 1:40am

leinsterrugby wrote: »

so the old man has decided to likestop supporting me with pocket money after i got expelled from school. this means i am now in a poistion where like i will have to get a job. tough but i think i can do it but like i need your guys advice on where i can get a job in the southside?

Was it kindergarten you were kicked out of??

Doc · 13-08-2010 1:45am

Cypher_sounds wrote: »

since when did you have to pay someone to give them a punch in the face, just go for it

I want to do it legally.;)

Sticky_Fingers · 13-08-2010 1:46am

You could loike have a career giving blowjobs for pennies loike, it'll keep you in jerseys and loike you hopefully be able to afford a pint of probs when you meet the gouys down in Cafe on Seine

MrStuffins · 13-08-2010 1:48am

lads, seriously, i'll give you all a tenner if you all stop feeding the f*cking troll........... loike!

raah! · 13-08-2010 2:11am

This D4 impersonating troll trend is getting old. Some are more convincing than others though, and some might be real even! This one isn't very good

leinsterrugby · 13-08-2010 2:18am

im not from d4 you mongo for the last time. im a southsider and go(or went) to a rugby school but i'm just your typical southsider man

Ruu_Old · 13-08-2010 2:21am

What did you do to get expelled? Fair play to your old man, he has sense. Pocket money indeed!

ElaElaElano · 13-08-2010 2:22am

leinsterrugby wrote: »

i'm just your typical southsider man

And therein lies the problem.

raah! · 13-08-2010 2:25am

leinsterrugby wrote: »

im not from d4 you mongo for the last time. im a southsider and go(or went) to a rugby school but i'm just your typical southsider man

That's it! I demand that you meet me for a fight.

MrStuffins · 13-08-2010 2:28am

MrStuffins wrote: »

lads, seriously, i'll give you all a tenner if you all stop feeding the f*cking troll........... loike!

You guys are missing out on sweet cash!

lil_lisa · 13-08-2010 2:33am

leinsterrugby wrote: »

im not from d4 you mongo for the last time.

What's a mongo?

Killer Pigeon · 13-08-2010 2:34am

leinsterrugby wrote: »

so the old man has decided to likestop supporting me with pocket money after i got expelled from school. this means i am now in a poistion where like i will have to get a job. tough but i think i can do it but like i need your guys advice on where i can get a job in the southside?

Well loike for the time being, roysh, you could get a job in Elvery Sports or something, in the south-side. In the mean time, try to get back to school so you can loike do your leaving cert. Then just put Sports Management in UCD first on your CAO roysh and then you'll loike be good to go.

Rick Deckard · 13-08-2010 2:47am

he still lets you use his pc, broadband, gaff... etc, etc..
if he stopped actually supporting you, you'd know all about it pal.
how did you get expelled during the summer holidays? you're the most unlucky southside troll ever.

BLACKEN · 13-08-2010 6:55am

leinsterrugby wrote: »

so the old man has decided to likestop supporting me with pocket money after i got expelled from school. this means i am now in a poistion where like i will have to get a job. tough but i think i can do it but like i need your guys advice on where i can get a job in the southside?

You know your really starting to p*ss me off here! i dunno if anyone else has noticed this clown before but he's always at this LIKE business!..............lets group rape the b*tch

Dravokivich · 13-08-2010 7:20am

leinsterrugby wrote: »

i need your guys advice on where i can get a job in the southside?

There's plenty of shops in the Pavillions in Swords...

derfderf · 13-08-2010 7:23am

I'll go as high as 50 euro if you'll play mammys and daddys with me. I'll even let you be daddy, deal?
Good. Now, suck mammys ****.

AckwelFoley · 13-08-2010 8:30am

lil_lisa wrote: »

What's a mongo?

When yer ma like, roides her brother like - the like resulting offspring like is then a mongo loike.

Well llike, its either that or an exotic fruit like.

If i was like the OP's father like, i wouldnt stop giving him pocket money like. Id simply like disconnect like the internet like.

like

biko · 13-08-2010 8:30am

Locked.
OP banned (for being abusive, not for being from the south side :rolleyes:)

guys i need your help

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