I Haven't Fapped In Over A Month!

I_AmThe_Walrus

I consider it a great accomplishment seeing as I've always been a bit of a wanker. I thought it would be a great idea to see how long I could last and I've gained a lot from it. Firstly, I'm starting to fear my own strength in the gym. Now I have to use those heavy ass dumbells no one uses. I dont have a gym partner so its kind of intimidating as well as my sexual aggression which is through the roof. However, I've been experiencing some side-effects like; my groin has become enlarged and my face needs shaving almost twice daily.

I'll keep you updated.

funk-you

I don't know whats sadder about this. That you're telling us or that you can't get a bird.

-Funk

admiralofthefleet

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

I consider it a great accomplishment seeing as I've always been a bit of a wanker. I thought it would be a great idea to see how long I could last and I've gained a lot from it. Firstly, I'm starting to fear my own strength in the gym. Now I have to use those heavy ass dumbells no one uses. I dont have a gym partner so its kind of intimidating as well as my sexual aggression which is through the roof. However, I've been experiencing some side-effects like; my groin has become enlarged and my face needs shaving almost twice daily.

I'll keep you updated.

too right you have, a bollix like a pair of melons is one

kfallon

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

I consider it a great accomplishment seeing as I've always been a bit of a wanker. I thought it would be a great idea to see how long I could last and I've gained a lot from it. Firstly, I'm starting to fear my own strength in the gym. Now I have to use those heavy ass dumbells no one uses. I dont have a gym partner so its kind of intimidating as well as my sexual aggression which is through the roof. However, I've been experiencing some side-effects like; my groin has become enlarged and my face needs shaving almost twice daily.

I'll keep you updated.

Wouldn't like to be your sheets when you blow off all over the kip in your sleep.....it's gonna happen soon!!!

mike65

Beats hairy palms.

Shanotheslayer

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

Firstly, I'm starting to fear my own strength in the gym. Now I have to use those heavy ass dumbells no one uses. my face needs shaving almost twice daily.

1) Why can't you Fap and still go to the gym?

2) I really doubt that less fabbing = more facial hair, infact I would think its impossible.

3) People use those dumbells

I_AmThe_Walrus

I think it's a worthwhile experiment that I should be congratulated on for having the determination to see this scientific research through.

Krieg

When you finally set aside time to release, be careful where you point it. Trust me it will be like painting the side of the house

Tomebagel

Congratulations you beat my record by 30 days.

mikom

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

I consider it a great accomplishment seeing as I've always been a bit of a wanker. I thought it would be a great idea to see how long I could last and I've gained a lot from it. Firstly, I'm starting to fear my own strength in the gym. Now I have to use those heavy ass dumbells no one uses. I dont have a gym partner so its kind of intimidating as well as my sexual aggression which is through the roof. However, I've been experiencing some side-effects like; my groin has become enlarged and my face needs shaving almost twice daily.

I'll keep you updated.

Couldn't give a toss to be honest.

Tom Cruises Left Nut

I could never give up Fap Friday

biko

Talk to the hand.