Are Gingers really people?

so i've heard that gingers do not have souls. i've believed this for quite some time, as the majority of the ginger kids in my school seem really weird...at lunch, they all sit together, and suck on hamburgers and pieces of steak, they have evil laughs, they trip and bully other kids (like me ... ), and one time i saw a ginger boy dissecting a cat that had been hit by a car. but the other day my friend told me that not only do gingers lack souls, they also don't have TOES. this makes me feel very uncomfortable because toeless people are not really people at all. someone PLEASE tell me if this is the truth--do gingers have souls?!? do gingers have toes!?!?!/!/ PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

genericguy

yes. but they may try to bite you to pass the disease on.

Cavehill Red

Leave Mammy's cooking sherry alone before bedtime in future, son.

Karl Hungus

No, ginger is a tuber.

GrumPy

Yes.


/thread

GrumPy

GrumPy wrote: »

Yes.


/thread

Typical ginger retort.

Superbus

Who actually does have a soul really though?

Maybe gingers are the only people who do.

RMD

Yes, but some of them are scary as ****.

brummytom

No, only a ginger would say that and their opinion doesn't count because they're not people.




Freaks

genericguy

http://www.jlowman.com/Gingerkids.htm

Dave147

My girlfriend said if I give her a kid with orange hair she'll cut my cock off. Apparently gingers are unacceptable in Slovakia.

round tower huntsman

are gingers human? no.

starbelgrade

Are schools full of idiots, or just the ones that post here in the summer time?

round tower huntsman

starbelgrade wrote: »

Are schools full of idiots, or just the ones that post here in the summer time?

ah he's only messing with ya redser:D

Superbus

starbelgrade wrote: »

Are schools full of idiots, or just the ones that post here in the summer time?

I feel offensividated

strokemyclover

Now I know where the AH comes from in After Hours*....

AH JAYSUS, what are ye talking about?!?!? :eek:

*I am not ginger

starbelgrade

starbelgrade wrote: »

Are schools full of idiots, or just the ones that post here in the summer time?

Your mother said what.

mink_man

has to be posted..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM

sirgandi

As a ginger myself I can confirm that...... Yes. This is true.

Emotions etc. can be misconstrued, leading people to believe that we do have souls but this is a misconception.

It is believed that our kind are hosts to the spirits of impotent demons that have been barred from hell for being the "losers of the underworld".

To this day, we walk the earth in search of a greater meaning to our pitiful and often terrifying existence...

entropi

Dave147 wrote: »

My girlfriend said if I give her a kid with orange hair she'll cut my cock off. Apparently gingers are unacceptable in Slovakia.

It's mostly an Eastern European thing...in Romania a child with red hair is considered a child of the devil...and thus evil in nature.

Gingers and redheads have no soul...dont care though, I was red for most of my life but turned mostly brown-ish at this stage so can confirm this fact:pac:

Giselle

Nobody has a soul.
Gingers do have toes, they have hooves.
Gingers are hot.

No, I'm not ginger.

sirgandi

Demon gingers ftw

round tower huntsman

a mate once described ginger pubic hair as been like a bursted matress:eek:

W.Shakes-Beer

Strawberry Blonde. For fúcks sake.

JerryHandbag

Leave the gingers alone FFS....they'll be extinct in 100 yrs. Endangered species or wha

J.Ball

I know the king of the gingers. He looks normal enough for a ginger but im sure its a ploy for something else

W.Shakes-Beer

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Leave the gingers alone FFS....they'll be extinct in 100 yrs. Endangered species or wha

not if i keep spreading this demon seed.

Roomic Cube

I am a ginger with toes. you mock us now, but we are the saviours of the earth, you'll know when the time comes.

SadieSue

Red heads* put the laughter.. in manslaughter.






is a red head.

up for anything

mink_man wrote: »

has to be posted..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM

Somebody give this tosser a slap! He needs a life or even a soul. :rolleyes:

genericguy

how long till some ginger comes on telling us he's 6'8" and 23 stone of solid muscle, and that we should all fcuk off cos none of us would crack so wise should we ever find ourselves standing in front of him?

titan18

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D3dHi2xIuXx4&start1=0&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DEY39fkmqKBM&start2=84&authorName=Love


Same video as above but with added music, makes the video better

admiralofthefleet

yes, but they suffer from a terrible affliction called birth

rossie1977

genericguy wrote: »

how long till some ginger comes on telling us he's 6'8" and 23 stone of solid muscle, and that we should all fcuk off cos none of us would crack so wise should we ever find ourselves standing in front of him?

sounds like this guy lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xaSOmufr4k

JerryHandbag

^^ Suitably named alright....Shame Us

kiwi123

mink_man wrote: »

has to be posted..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM

id strongly advise this chap to find a new God cos he obviously doesnt love him or else he wouldn't have given orange hair :P

SadieSue

kiwi123 wrote: »

id strongly advise this chap to find a new God cos he obviously doesnt love him or else he wouldn't have given orange hair :P

lol wut:pac:.. its just a hair colour!

jd007

Great thread title

TanG411

OP, that's the worst thread I've ever seen started on AH.

You are the weakest link, goodbye.

Ridley

mink_man wrote: »

has to be posted..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Owf9U19Nc

Scuid Mhór

Deleted User wrote: »

so i've heard that gingers do not have souls. i've believed this for quite some time, as the majority of the ginger kids in my school seem really weird...at lunch, they all sit together, and suck on hamburgers and pieces of steak, they have evil laughs, they trip and bully other kids (like me ... ), and one time i saw a ginger boy dissecting a cat that had been hit by a car. but the other day my friend told me that not only do gingers lack souls, they also don't have TOES. this makes me feel very uncomfortable because toeless people are not really people at all. someone PLEASE tell me if this is the truth--do gingers have souls?!? do gingers have toes!?!?!/!/ PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm a ginger

and i have no soul

Capt'n Midnight

While some gingers are musical I don't think any have real soul.

Capt'n Midnight

Giant Squid wrote: »

i'm a ginger

and i have no soul

if you haven't seen The Jerk with Steve Martin then you watch it soul is not for everyone , try jazz

Delta_Raven1

I heard their periods attract bears...

Lone Stone

I am ginger and i gave my soul to the god of the gingers at birth.






*bows to rick astley*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6lXw&feature=av2e

Terry

genericguy wrote: »

how long till some ginger comes on telling us he's 6'8" and 23 stone of solid muscle, and that we should all fcuk off cos none of us would crack so wise should we ever find ourselves standing in front of him?

As soon as Makikomi logs in.
He's not really a ginger you'd want to mess with.

Also, is there going to be one of these threads every time that South Park episode is shown?

Kiith

Terry wrote: »

Also, is there going to be one of these threads every time that South Park episode is shown?

It seems that way. I'd go and post some pictures of beautiful women with red hair, but i really can't be bothered right now.

Women prefer us anyway :P

biko

Apparently an inability to differentiate between what happens on the TV screen and in real life is an early sign of psychosis.
Hope that not the case here.

Zulu

Wow how fantastically original OP!
Why has noone ever thought to do this before? The mind boggles...

:rolleyes: