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I Chortled

  • 09-08-2010 10:52am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭


    While there had been much talk in the country during the boom years of the positive effects of the Polish gene pool in increasing the attractiveness of the somewhat pasty Irish...

    http://www.cafebabel.co.uk/article/32632/polish-migrants-happy-ireland-recession-2010.html

    I wasn't expecting to read that and while it may be harsh it most likely is true. Now this isn't a thread to attack the Poles, I believe the author is either French or Belgian. I just wanted to share that line above as it gave me a laugh. Yes I'm a simpleton, I know.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Chortled??? Who chortles these days??? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    Now this isn't a thread to attack the Poles, I believe the author is either French or Belgian.

    So attack the cheese-eating surrender monkeys or chocolate-loving paedos instead please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    mathie wrote: »
    So attack the cheese-eating surrender monkeys or chocolate-loving paedos instead please.

    Ah no no, sorry if I gave that impression. Let's not attack anyone, there's no need for that. I simply hadn't imagined reading an article and being described as 'pasty'!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Mouses over Kintarō Hattori,
    right click,
    copy,
    right click,
    paste.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Chortled??? Who chortles these days??? :D
    Old cars.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Ahh fashion. You have to love it. Tanned or tangoed skin is in at the moment.
    More self loathing Irish people.

    Also, the writer appears to be Irish herself. http://www.cafebabel.co.uk/article/3056/paris-japan-dublin-with-erasmus.html


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    'Pasty' eh?

    I'll give her pasty, I'll paste her fecking face :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭mecanoman


    The Polish ladies are quite sexyful, i must say!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    I still don't get it, most Polish people I've met have been fairly plain looking. Irish girls can be very attractive, when they're not orange


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I'm not pasty!
    I'm just very very pale. :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    She probably meant this, which is much worse.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    mikom wrote: »
    Mouses over Kintarō Hattori,
    right click,
    copy,
    right click,
    paste.

    I presume you were Googling the name?
    Terry wrote: »
    Ahh fashion. You have to love it. Tanned or tangoed skin is in at the moment.
    More self loathing Irish people.

    Also, the writer appears to be Irish herself. http://www.cafebabel.co.uk/article/3056/paris-japan-dublin-with-erasmus.html

    Indeed Terry, I was only just talking to the brother in law about the craze for fake tans in Ireland. He couldn't get over it, he's from Malawi, living in Edinburgh and was shocked at the sheer amount of fake tan he saw while here. Oh and I didn't realize the author was Irish.
    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I'm not pasty!
    I'm just very very pale. :D

    And there's nothing wrong with that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭conorhal


    Chortled??? Who chortles these days??? :D

    I occasionally chortle, though I predominantly guffaw....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    But chortled do you mean you oinked like a little piggy when you were laughing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Sea Sharp wrote: »
    But chortled do you mean you oinked like a little piggy when you were laughing?

    Not quite, it was more of a happy chuckle but with enough of a twist that it was a chortle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    I see.
    Vocabulary +1.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    mecanoman wrote: »
    The Polish ladies are quite sexyful, i must say!

    You can thank the nazis for that!
    It's not often you get to use a sentence like that:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    A few Sundays ago, I was walking my dog on Anglesea Road, Ballsbridge and I saw huge crowds of people all dressed in red and white. The presence of lots of good-looking women caught my eye so I decided to investigate. Turned out that it was the Polish elections being held in the RDS. I went in and collected lots of the fliers that were being handed out. Most of them were for professional services being offered here by new Polish-owned businesses e.g. IT consultancies, accountancy and business services, architects, builders, dentists, etc. I was surprised to see that there were at least two business colleges in Ireland where the instruction is in Polish.

    That night when I got home and logged into boards the first thread that greeted me was this one about Irish workers and I couldn't help but ponder the irony. While many on that thread were moaning about foreign workers, they are seeing it as a time of great opportunity in Ireland and are prepared to invest their time, money and expertise in starting up businesses.

    Irish people are going to have to get used to the idea that many Poles and other Eastern Europeans are planning to be here for a while.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Now this isn't a thread to attack the Poles,

    :pac:

    I don't think it's really possible, when you see those Polish women
    & get to know them you don't know whether their personalities or
    their bodies are more sexy :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭wetling


    Median gross salary per month in Warsaw PLN 5200. €1300
    Median gross salary per month in Krakow PLN 3600. €904
    Median gross salary per month Lublin PLN 2800. €704

    as of 2010


    And monthly Irish social welfare basic is about 900 per month.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    wetling wrote: »
    Median gross salary per month in Warsaw PLN 5200. €1300
    Median gross salary per month in Krakow PLN 3600. €904
    Median gross salary per month Lublin PLN 2800. €704

    as of 2010


    And monthly Irish social welfare basic is about 900 per month.

    I'm not quite sure how you've brought wages into a thread that was about us lot being described as pasty! :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I'm not quite sure how you've brought wages into a thread that was about us lot being described as pasty! :confused:

    Damn foreigners, coming over here, taking our jobs, stealing our sunshine!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Mmm, pasta.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Chortled??? Who chortles these days??? :D

    Beano characters primarily.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I don't think theres anything to argue here: diversity in the gene pool is good. And believe you me, it wouldn't be the first PI I'd read about someone accidentally dating their 2nd cousin or something like that. It's a small country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    Chortled??? Who chortles these days??? :D

    The pasty?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    Overheal wrote: »
    I don't think theres anything to argue here: diversity in the gene pool is good. And believe you me, it wouldn't be the first PI I'd read about someone accidentally dating their 2nd cousin or something like that. It's a small country.

    Damn Polish Europeans stealing our 2nd cousins, off to Shelbyville with them!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Poles

    Fianna Fail dont like them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    I think the recent economic crap is separating the wheat from the chaff. Europeans who came here purely to make a fast buck have left.

    Leaving those that really want to be here long term. And thats good.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Terry wrote: »
    Ahh fashion. You have to love it. Tanned or tangoed skin is in at the moment.
    More self loathing Irish people.

    Mr Jeremy Clarkson on Irish girls;
    Wow. Not that long ago every girl on the Emerald Isle had a face the colour of straw and orange hair. Now it’s the other way around.


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