caught short

Pope Benedict

I was in one of Dublin's more classier establishments yesterday lunchtime. After a nice pork lunch and a few pints of black I experienced a sudden and violent bowel movement, the sort of one that that puts shivers through the system. I waddled in to the bog, sheepish like. Down with the slacks and instantly flowed a brown river of toxic proportions. The apple sauce obviously had an undesired effect. Anyway in my haste I had forgot to check for bog roll and lo and behold there was none. I pulled up the slacks and checked the other two cubicles, not a sheet. I had to resort to damp hand towels from the bin next to the sink to clean my wet stinging behind. The end result is a raw hole today that sudocream won't cure. Anyone else with experiences of being caught short?

Sinfonia

I really hate this style of writing: the well-spoken but somewhat colloquial raconteur talking about taking a ****.

I'd usually hope for something "more classier".

artanevilla

In before flutt.

Gummy Panda

Flutt clones are really bad

zuroph

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB1TIIV5-xU

Cheap Thrills!

You shoulda used your zucchetto silly :cool:

Ostrom

Pfft. Nothing like the real thing... You're missing the country inflections; words such as 'midden', 'Roscrea' and 'hawser'

K-9

Somebody has been reading Flutts posts.

St._Andalou

Sinfonia wrote: »

I really hate this style of writing: the well-spoken but somewhat colloquial raconteur talking about taking a ****.

I'd usually hope for something "more classier".

I, too, expected something a little more classy form the leader of one of the world's biggest religions.

Mr Benevolent

Flutt was bad, but this is almost worse. Get the fcuk out of AH. This is a respectable forum.

Can't believe I just said that, but copycat diarrhea threads are the limit.

Micky Dolenz

What a pile of shite.