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Things you have bought from spam emails

  • 06-08-2010 5:59pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭


    Has anyone actually bought anything from a spam email?

    Somebody must be coz they keep sending out crap

    was it you!

    What did you buy?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    No, I'm not an idiot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    2 inches.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Only once.

    Second time i tried to buy something, i had no money in my Bank account for some strange reason!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    *taps microphone*


    if i may have your attention please. i would just like to say "Your Ma".
    Thank you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    *Waits for someone to say Fleshlight*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Smcgie


    Viagra ftw


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    A pen1s.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    A Russian bride.. she didn't survive the transport.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Spam


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭ya-ba-da-ba-doo


    SadieSue wrote: »
    A Russian bride.. she didn't survive the transplant.


    FYP


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Gillington wrote: »
    *Waits for someone to say Fleshlight*

    A Fleshlight. Not really sure why cos I have a va-jay-jay but it's always good to have a spare.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Millicent wrote: »
    A Fleshlight. Not really sure why cos I have a va-jay-jay but it's always good to have a spare.

    You can keep your spare change in it! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    SadieSue wrote: »
    You can keep your spare change in it! :pac:

    in her va-jay-jay or her fleshlight?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,416 ✭✭✭Archeron


    A magic toaster from China. I had to act fast, apparently it was super lucky good time to buy, and in fairness, it DOES blacken bread like angry sky god creating meal of wholesomeness. ACT NOW!!

    I did, and I like my toaster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Mr. Rager


    I haven't. Then again, I isn't stupid :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    A liver.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Anti spam softwars because of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 614 ✭✭✭colinod0806


    havent bought anything but i replied to one with my bank acc details and am now awaiting my winnings from the nigerian lotto..happy days:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭MrMatisse


    havent bought anything but i replied to one with my bank acc details and am now awaiting my winnings from the nigerian lotto..happy days:)

    Lend me a fiver wud ya so?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Lend me a fiver wud ya so?

    I will but you have to send me a 4 euro deposit first


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭MrMatisse


    Sea Sharp wrote: »
    I will but you have to send me a 4 euro deposit first

    Aha, 5-4 = 1 I will make a profit on this excellent proposal!

    I bet you feel silly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Aha, 5-4 = 1 I will make a profit on this excellent proposal!

    I bet you feel silly

    Gee willy wizz, my calculator seems to be broken.
    (If I were you I'd keep sending me 4euro deposits until I figure it out.)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Some thick fu*k inEnnis a few years ago, fell for the african millionare, need to get money out of the country one, gave them money and got stung......and to make it worse he when down there to get his money back and was kidnapped...here is a news clip


    Foolish Man Falls for Nigerian 419 Email Scam – Ends Up Kidnapped in Ghana

    Irishman James Lafferty, 49, from Ennis, Co Clare Ireland, responded to a Nigerian 419 scam email. He sent them some money, realized he got scammed, and then travelled to Ghana to try and recover his money. Naturally he was kidnapped and held ransom for even more money. The poor fool was rescued yesterday.


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