Could you care less?

Adam

I can't fukking stand it when people(read: americans) say 'i could care less' about something they don't care about. LISTEN TO THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS! you're telling me you care! :mad:

/rant

Any ridiculously nonsensical phrases that really annoy you?




also in before the predictable over-thanked "i could care less"/"i couldn't care less" first post response!

BluesBerry

Adam wrote: »

also in before the predictable over-thanked "i could care less"/"i couldn't care less" first post response!

aww damn.....:(

well I couldnt care less

Dudess

"Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it" - damn right I do!

"They get on like a house on fire" - er... what?

"Safe as houses" - like, in Baghdad...?

orourkeda

who cares?

mink_man

*enter ibarelycare

mink_man

and when they say "could care less" doesn't that mean they care a bit?

admiralofthefleet

couldnt give a fiddlers fart

rainbowdrop

Thread title is 'Could you care less?' and my honest reply is 'No, I actually couldn't'

Not looking for thanks, just stating a fact and answering a question you asked OP!!

alwaysadub

"I'll do it now in a minute"

Surely you'll either do it now, or do it in a minute. Can't be both.

Adam

mink_man wrote: »

and when they say "could care less" doesn't that mean they care a bit?

that's my point, the statement clearly implies that they care, you have to care at least a bit in order to make the statement 'i could care less'! twats.

Doyler92

"Don't come running back to me if you break your legs"

Well f*ck me, if someone breaks there legs and runs back to me they deserve a medal!

Adam

rainbowdrop wrote: »

Thread title is 'Could you care less?' and my honest reply is 'No, I actually couldn't'

Not looking for thanks, just stating a fact and answering a question you asked OP!!

your smart attempt at answering my thread titles rhetorical question is duly noted.

....you could have just not posted though? just a little food for thought.

i also hate the phrase food for thought. unless you are a reverse zombie...

orourkeda

I hate the sentence " no I won't let you dribble on my boobs "

Adam

orourkeda wrote: »

I hate the sentence " no I won't let you dribble on my boobs "

who says that, and in what context??

Captain Darling

Adam wrote: »

who says that, and in what context??

<insert matriarch related joke here>

Faith+1

"Stall the Ball" Ye wha?????

mink_man

orourkeda wrote: »

I hate the sentence " no I won't let you dribble on my boobs "

must be his mother when shes breastfeeding him.

brianthebard

Doyler92 wrote: »

"Don't come running back to me if you break your legs"

Well f*ck me, if someone breaks there legs and runs back to me they deserve a medal!

I fractured my shin and continued to play a soccer match until the end, where's my medal?

Caliden

serious deja vu here. I don't know say this about AH threads but was there one like this about 2 weeks ago?

Klingon Hamlet

The exception that proves the rule.

What?

Adam

Caliden wrote: »

serious deja vu here. I don't know say this about AH threads but was there one like this about 2 weeks ago?

sorry, i must have been sleep-posting...

OutlawPete

Chocoholic!

WTF!! :mad:

Is there Alcohol in this chocolate you're addicted to, loser!

pebbles21

mink_man wrote: »

must be his mother when shes breastfeeding him.

Fail..:p

Doyler92

orourkeda wrote: »

I hate the sentence " no I won't let you dribble on my boobs "

Adam wrote: »

who says that, and in what context??

Yes, I must meet this person.

Doyler92

brianthebard wrote: »

I fractured my shin and continued to play a soccer match until the end, where's my medal?

You don't get a medal. Maybe read my post a little more carefully next time.

ElaElaElano

At the end of the day.
When all's said and done.
When push comes to shove.
Put some clothes on, it's 4 in the afternoon.

All things I'm sick of hearing.

Lapin

We are where we are :mad:

WesternNight

"It is what it is"

Well, obviously.

The "could care less" one really annoys me too

ibarelycare

mink_man wrote: »

*enter ibarelycare

Ohai o/

OP I completely agree. That phrase makes no sense and really gets my goat gets on my tits annoys me :mad:

Dudess

Dudess wrote: »

"Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it" - damn right I do!

It comes from "eat your cake and have it", meaning "can't have it both ways"
it took me a while to learn that one though ><

eightyfish

Adam wrote: »

I can't fukking stand it when people(read: americans) say 'i could care less' about something they don't care about. LISTEN TO THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS! you're telling me you care! :mad:

David Mitchell's mad about this too.

--Kaiser--

Adam wrote: »

I can't fukking stand it when people(read: americans) say 'i could care less' about something they don't care about. LISTEN TO THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS! you're telling me you care! :mad:
/QUOTE]

A French girl I knew used to say 'I could give a sh1t' instead of 'I couldn't give a sh1t', used to crack me up

Adam

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Adam wrote: »

I can't fukking stand it when people(read: americans) say 'i could care less' about something they don't care about. LISTEN TO THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS! you're telling me you care! :mad:
/QUOTE]

A French girl I knew used to say 'I could give a sh1t' instead of 'I couldn't give a sh1t', used to crack me up

i've heard that one too from english speaking people never mind french speaking! :eek:

amacachi

It's a "word" rather than a phrase, but it really annoys me. Irregardless.

Adam

amacachi wrote: »

It's a "word" rather than a phrase, but it really annoys me. Irregardless.

oh yeah, i hate that with a passion!! :mad:

smash

Dudess wrote: »

"Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it" - damn right I do!

Exactly.... what else are you supposed to do with cake?

ArPharazon

"This game is very addicting"

ITS ADDICTIVE!

smash

ArPharazon wrote: »

"This game is very addicting"

ITS ADDICTIVE!

no, it's addictable :P

Adam

steve06 wrote: »

Exactly.... what else are you supposed to do with cake?

close your eyes and i'll show you

Zadkiel

"He's sleeping like a baby"

What waking up screaming every two hours??

Trappers Son

A friend of mine used to say "Shove it up yer bollix"

COuld never figure it out..

smash

we could have just used this thread http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055963051

starlit

I couldn't give a rats arse.......what is this thread all about?

Wolflikeme

snuggles285 wrote: »

I couldn't give a rats arse.......what is this thread all about?

Yeah what's that about it? Are they irrelevant? Surely to the rat...but I suppose not to us. Thus, you could say ''I couldn't give a flamingo's left webbed foot''.

Happy out. Ah fcuk off.

smash

snuggles285 wrote: »

I couldn't give a rats arse.......what is this thread all about?

I don't have the foggiest....

Trappers Son

steve06 wrote: »

we could have just used this thread http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055963051

I doubt this is the only duped thread on boards.ie

justshane

alwaysadub wrote: »

"I'll do it now in a minute"

Surely you'll either do it now, or do it in a minute. Can't be both.

+ 1, very annoying.

Faith+1

"Somebody get a sponge"

Why don't you the the bloody sponge!:mad:

changes

I couldn't care less..... means it is not possible to care any less about something.

On a scale of 0 to 10 you are at 0 in terms of caring and therefore couldn't care any less.

Adam

changes wrote: »

I couldn't care less..... means it is not possible to care any less about something.

On a scale of 0 to 10 you are at 0 in terms of caring and therefore couldn't care any less.

did you read what i posted?

changes

i tried to but i....i.....i............. couldn't care less what you posted