Little Brother In Trouble ?

MiciG91

My brother has been in a bad mood all week since he lost the U12 C Clare football quarter final on Thursday and I'm just after going up to his room and found him in a disoriented state mumbling incoherently.

I found 14 Banana skins beside his bed i just rang the ambulance their surley he's gonna be all right you can't overdose on Banana's can you ??

nice1franko

Depends where you put them

BluesBerry

Im after splitting my sides after reading that post :pac:

WIZE

Maybe he slipped up during the game

alwaysadub

Did he smoke them or eat them?

ottostreet

Maybe he just finds them a-peel-ing??

The_Kew_Tour

Jesus its only a game.

Imagine if something serious happened.

Tell him grow up

VIS VIRES

He's going bananas:pac:

ejmaztec

MiciG91 wrote: »

My brother has been in a bad mood all week since he lost the U12 C Clare football quarter final on Thursday and I'm just after going up to his room and found him in a disoriented state mumbling incoherently.

I found 14 Banana skins beside his bed i just rang the ambulance their surley he's gonna be all right you can't overdose on Banana's can you ??

Perhaps he's sub-let his room to a chimp and fecked off.

Terry

I'm trying to think of a funny reply, but I can't. Probably the 56 banana skins i smokes earlier.
Damn constipation.

BluesBerry

MiciG91 wrote: »

My brother has been in a bad mood all week since he lost the U12 C Clare football quarter final on Thursday and I'm just after going up to his room and found him in a disoriented state mumbling incoherently.

I found 14 Banana skins beside his bed i just rang the ambulance their surley he's gonna be all right you can't overdose on Banana's can you ??

Id say he tried to smoke them

Kasabian

If he is playing under 12 C in Clare, he has enough problems. :pac:

Sergeant

Ask him if he has had any CAKE. It's all the rage with the young these days. One young kiddie on CAKE cried all the water out of his body. It's a fúcking disgrace.

MiciG91

He has been taken in with extremely high potassium levels....

January

Overdose on Potassium... but it won't harm him only he'll be constipated for the next couple of days!!

cson

MiciG91 wrote: »

I found 14 Banana skins beside his bed i just rang the ambulance their surley he's gonna be all right you can't overdose on Banana's can you ??

Jordan is living proof of that mate.

knird evol

This is not the kid you once knew.
This is no longer your brother.

He is a heartless, ruthless fiend who would sell his own mother for a Potassium fix.

cson

Kasabian wrote: »

If he is playing under 12 C in Clare, he has enough problems. :pac:

Jaysus he won't know what hit him next year at Under 14s; that banana craic won't be entertained there at all at all.

KeithM89_old

These farfetched stories of yours are getting worse each week

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=67030612#post67030612
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055969520

sligopark

wasn't tazering the cat a classic

karlog

14 banana skins.............good thing he hasn't discovered alcohol or it would be 14 bottles.

storm2811

Ah,so your little brother lives with you and your wife and kids and you watch porn and get caught while you're not tazering cats?

BluesBerry

storm2811 wrote: »

Ah,so your little brother lives with you and your wife and kids and you watch porn and get caught while you're not tazering cats?

or visiting his racist gran in hospital :pac:

last name ever. first name greatest

Encouraging people to smoke banana skins is not big or clever.

Wise up.

op next Taoiseach

MiciG91

last name ever. first name greatest wrote: »

Encouraging people to smoke banana skins is not big or clever.

Wise up.

Encouraging ??? How dare you i was looking for advice !

Mickeroo

storm2811 wrote: »

Ah,so your little brother lives with you and your wife and kids and you watch porn and get caught while you're not tazering cats?

Wow that BUNCH sound BANANAS.

Eh? Eh? Eh?

El Weirdo

MiciG91 wrote: »

My brother has been in a bad mood all week since he lost the U12 C Clare football quarter final on Thursday and I'm just after going up to his room and found him in a disoriented state mumbling incoherently.

I found 14 Banana skins beside his bed i just rang the ambulance their surley he's gonna be all right you can't overdose on Banana's can you ??

So you rang the ambulance and then went straight onto boards to tell everyone about it?

Load of old bollocks.

no scope

adrieanne__x wrote: »

Overdose on Potassium... but it won't harm him only he'll be constipated for the next couple of days!!

ah well thats tough **** for him anyway

He's auditioning to join these clowns, or is that the Dáil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtD4mn9CeH4

Kasabian

cson wrote: »

Jaysus he won't know what hit him next year at Under 14s; that banana craic won't be entertained there at all at all.

Yeah he will have to learn how to verbally abuse the opposition with stories about their Mum's , Sisters , Aunts and Girlfriends :pac: .( TM of Pat Shortt and Jon Kenny ).
The GAA is a hard establishhment to grow up involved with especially if you are losing quarter finals of under 12 "C" competitions .

Kids getting addicted to bananas after such failures is to become more prominent in Clare at least in clubs that have to play at "C" level.

I bessech the parents of these children to just leave them at home playing their Xbox or PS , a medal at under 12 C is like a certificate of participation , no one cares you where there . Stop living yere lifes again through children that are not good enough to compete at the "A" level.

A rule of life is if your no good at something , GIVE IT UP.

MiciG91

Kasabian wrote: »

Yeah he will have to learn how to verbally abuse the opposition with stories about their Mum's , Sisters , Aunts and Girlfriends :pac: .( TM of Pat Shortt and Jon Kenny ).
The GAA is a hard establishhment to grow up involved with especially if you are losing quarter finals of under 12 "C" competitions .

Kids getting addicted to bananas after such failures is to become more prominent in Clare at least in clubs that have to play at "C" level.

I bessech the parents of these children to just leave them at home playing their Xbox or PS , a medal at under 12 C is like a certificate of participation , no one cares you where there . Stop living yere lifes again through children that are not good enough to compete at the "A" level.

A rule of life is if your no good at something , GIVE IT UP.

No they should have won it to be fair disgraceful referring and TBH i think the ref was paid off...

Kasabian

MiciG91 wrote: »

No they should have won it to be fair disgraceful referring and TBH i think the ref was paid off...

Do you have a match report? Who are you referring to as a disgrace , the ref ?

Run_to_da_hills

Maybe he has intentions of playing for the Banana Republic of Ireland.

Kasabian

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Maybe he has intentions of playing for the Banana Republic of Ireland.

Do they have a "C" team?

I wuld be like playing for the Banner Club :pac::P

MiciG91

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Maybe he has intentions of playing for the Banana Republic of Ireland.

Awful...and yes i was referring to the referee an official complaint has been made a can't discuss any more as it will have legal implications !

Kasabian

MiciG91 wrote: »

Awful...and yes i was referring to the referee an official complaint has been made a can't discuss any more as it will have legal implications !

How's the brother now ? Still alive I hope. Ye might need him if ye get a replay.

hurleronditch

MiciG91 wrote: »

Awful...and yes i was referring to the referee an official complaint has been made a can't discuss any more as it will have legal implications !

Ya id say the court of arbitration for sport is preparing itself for the monster case that is the clare under 12 c championship quarter final.

Absolute liar.........

legal proceedings my fcuking hole

MiciG91

Kasabian wrote: »

How's the brother now ? Still alive I hope. Ye might need him if ye get a replay.

He's just coming round we wont get a replay highly doubtful...if we were we'd be missing to many cause of the Kilmihil festival so his hopes have been dashed sometimes life s just not worth it !

Zombienosh

This thread is absolute bananas.

MiciG91

hurleronditch wrote: »

Ya id say the court of arbitration for sport is preparing itself for the monster case that is the clare under 12 c championship quarter final.

Absolute liar.........

legal proceedings my fcuking hole

We're taking it all the way to Croker !!

hurleronditch

MiciG91 wrote: »

We're taking it all the way to Croker !!

It'll be the only look Clare get at the place for a few years if ye do.

You're still a liar, and a sad individual if you are scared of legal proceedings over an under 12s match. They wont even be competitive from next year on, so i doubt anyone other than you and your slightly yellow younger brother give two ****s

Kasabian

MiciG91 wrote: »

He's just coming round we wont get a replay highly doubtful...if we were we'd be missing to many cause of the Kilmihil festival so his hopes have been dashed sometimes life s just not worth it !

You should do the decent thing and teach him how to **** to porn , tazer cats and ride his Grandma in hopital.
It will take his mind of the impending loss of the appeal to Croker and the fact the rest of his not good enough mates are heading to Kilmihil for a festival anyway.

Failing all that get him a transfer to Quilty.

Bob the Seducer

MiciG91 wrote: »

My brother has been in a bad mood all week since he lost the U12 C Clare football quarter final on Thursday and I'm just after going up to his room and found him in a disoriented state mumbling incoherently.

I found 14 Banana skins beside his bed i just rang the ambulance their surley he's gonna be all right you can't overdose on Banana's can you ??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bananadine

Considering there's nothing that has any effect in banana skins, no, you can't overdose.

There's always the possibility however that he did some hash dipped in lsd and got the munchies for half a crate of bananas so I'd keep an eye on him if I was you O.P.

(I hear bananas are getting expensive these days)

Super-Rush

You can use your time away from here to nurse him back to health.