Things you would change if you could go back in time

fakearms123

I have often thought about what I would do if my mind was transported back in time to my 15 year old self and having the knowledge I have right now, one incident in school still haunts me:

I was in the yard during lunch surrounded by all my friends and other lads from my class when one of the lads I didnt like so much made a joke about me in front of everyone and then I came back with an unreal comeback that had everyone pissing themselves, sure enough he didnt take it well and came over and kicked my sandwich out of my hand and stepped on it. What I should have done was beat the life out of him. Now I have always been very athletic and at the time I was playing basketball, football, hurling and swimming so I was very fit and strong while he was just a fat fuck of a scumbag. Everyone was shouting "beat the shit out of him fakearms"(not my real name of course) and I knew that I could beat him up no problem, I just knew I could but for some reason I didnt do anything about it and this lad went away thinking that I was scared of him. What happened to me that day, I wish I could go back to that moment.

So what time would you go back to and do something different?

robbie_998

i'd go back and do the lotto

ronaneire

This thread at 10:49

Hellrazer

robbie_998 wrote: »

i'd go back and do the lotto

You could go back...with the winning numbers!!!!!!!!!!

easyeason3

robbie_998 wrote: »

i'd go back and do the lotto

Would you not go back with the winning numbers?


EDIT: Damn you Hellrazer

robbie_998

easyeason3 wrote: »

Would you not go back with the winning numbers?

oh right.................

Leeg17

robbie_998 wrote: »

i'd go back and do the lotto

No you wouldn't, your mind is blotto.

Banned Account

I'd buy a new goalkeeper.

Sykk

I'd go back and not eat all those mars bars. I hate working out so hard to lose this pot belly.

Sinfonia

easyeason3 wrote: »

Would you not go back with the winning numbers?


EDIT: Damn you Hellrazer

robbie_998 wrote: »

oh right.................

Man, can't believe you didn't think of that.. :rolleyes: :pac:

Zen65

fakearms123 wrote: »

So what time would you go back to and do something different?

"Look out, Mr Kennedy, there's a gunman up in that window"

Lando Griffin

I wouldn't have eaten all those sweets and chocolate. Ohhhhh

Zen65

"No, emperor Hirohito, I can see clearly from my window here. There's bad storm clouds approaching and most of the fleet have left the harbour"

El Siglo

Zen65 wrote:

"Look out, Mr Kennedy, there's a gunman up in that window"

Then I'd go back in time to the grassy knoll.:pac:

Zen65

"Wow Adolf, what a great picture. I think you should really dedicate your time to producing great works of art like this"

alwaysadub

I'd go back and not break up with my ex who became a millionare a few years later.
I'd be shallow, but i'd also be rich. :pac:

Zen65

"Hi Mr Henri. Would you mind signing this chloroform-soaked rag before you go out for the second half of the match?"

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alwaysadub wrote: »

I'd go back and not break up with my ex who became a millionare a few years later.
I'd be shallow, but i'd also be rich. :pac:

Would it not be easier to just do the lotto thing?

Unless he was hung like a mule - in which case - rock on baby!

Zen65

I'd not have bought all those shares in the months before the crash.

fakearms123

I should of been more specific about going back in time here, you can only go back to where you exist and it would be your own body that you go back to i.e. you go back to your own personal experience at a certain age, 6, 13, 17 years old etc

Banned Account

fakearms123 wrote: »

I should of been more specific about going back in time here, you can only go back to where you exist and it would be your own body that you go back to i.e. you go back to your own personal experience at a certain age, 6, 13, 17 years old etc

Ha! Too late Fakearms123, I have now created a timemachine and adopted the monicker "Fitzcaraldo, lord of time and of all the fish in the sea" so I'm sure you'll understand the fact that I am no longer taking orders from you and your crappy old linear timeline.:rolleyes:

I fart in your general direction.

ROCKMAN

Take that meeting with a mad american, Mr Gates I think he was called,

probably something stupid anyway.

fakearms123

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I fart in your general direction.

Ah cauliflower and cheese, basking in the ambiance

alwaysadub

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Would it not be easier to just do the lotto thing?

Unless he was hung like a mule - in which case - rock on baby!

Yeah,maybe the Lotto'd be less hassle actually:D

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alwaysadub wrote: »

Yeah,maybe the Lotto'd be less hassle actually:D

Despite the fact he is a millionaire, i feel embarassed for your ex due to the fact that you have just announced to the entire boards population that he has an inadequate manhood! (in a round about manner of course)

- You madam, are a tough cookie.

orourkeda

I'd have cultivated a 14 inch shaft

3hn2givr7mx1sc

I'd change my username.:(

starlit

I'd probably change alot of things! really school related stuff and probably chosen a different college course...

kfallon

If I could go back in time I wouldn't have started that **** when I knew Stephen Rea was gonna get some action in The Crying Game....big, big mistake :eek:

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kfallon wrote: »

If I could go back in time I wouldn't have started that **** when I knew Stephen Rea was gonna get some action in The Crying Game....big, big mistake :eek:

Don't worry about it - I know someone who has naked pics of Stephen Rea - let me know if you want them, I'll send them on;)

bazmaiden

alwaysadub wrote: »

I'd go back and not break up with my ex who became a millionare a few years later.

It's fairly relistic to believe that when he aquired the millionaire status he may have dumped you

you know money=bitches and all that.

unless those damn rappers have been lying to be all these years

alwaysadub

bazmaiden wrote: »

It's fairly relistic to believe that when he aquired the millionaire status he may have dumped you

you know money=bitches and all that.

unless those damn rappers have been lying to be all these years

I think they might've been:D

Anyway,he's probably broke again now like the rest of us!