Im Coming Out

Arthurdaly

Lately I've been trying to justify constantly talking about training and general chit chat about cycling!! I moved from another sport which was probably deemed to be a bit more acceptable! For me this sport seems to be a more obsessive than others I've been involved with!

This all became too much for my friends when I brought them around to my apartment and there was a CRC parcel waiting outside my door! I had to kick it inside without them seeing it (like it was a drug filled parcel). One guy spotted my sudden panic as I tried to explain it was just energry gels and I would die in the wicklow mountains without them!!

Later on in the evening my firend took me aside and said I may have a problem because Im either 1) on the bike 2) talking about been on the bike 3) looking at people on a bike on tv 4) Insisting people should be on a bike

All above is without actually seeing me kitted out in lycra. I think if they saw me kitted they would try commit me to a mental institution!

If I was gay I would imagine the process of coming out would be similar.

Maybe there should be some sort of support group for people suddenly turning up in public wearing tight fitting clothing!

Blowfish

That's ok, at least you aren't a triathlete.

abcdggs

Tell them to look at jens if they think less of you.

"shut up legs friends"

Arthurdaly

abcdggs wrote: »

Tell them to look at jens if they think less of you.

"shut up legs friends"

I wish I had friends that are into lycra!!

DirkVoodoo

Arthurdaly wrote: »

I wish I had friends that are into lycra!!

You have us...that's as good as it's ever going to get, sorry.

abcdggs

DirkVoodoo wrote: »

You have us...that's as good as it's ever going to get, sorry.

+1

Unfortunately you're going to have to look at pictures of dirk posing every opportunity he gets

ROK ON

DirkVoodoo wrote: »

You have us...that's as good as it's ever going to get, sorry.

Jaysus thats the creepiest thing I have read on this site.

DirkVoodoo

ROK ON wrote: »

Jaysus thats the creepiest thing I have read on this site.

Good to know. You've obviously never been to after hours then

levitronix

What about a closet triathlete ?

poolboy

What I want to know is who left a parcel clearly marked chain reaction cycles outside your door for any passing scrote to take. I mean that could of contained carbon pedals or a carbon seatpost or carbon bottle holder what the fu%k:mad: That postman needs to cop himself on

Arthurdaly

poolboy wrote: »

What I want to know is who left a parcel clearly marked chain reaction cycles outside your door for any passing scrote to take. I mean that could of contained carbon pedals or a carbon seatpost or carbon bottle holder what the fu%k:mad: That postman needs to cop himself on

Ha I know. I thought the same myself but it saved me a trip down the depot!! The people in the adjacent apartments know not to mess with the weirdo wearing tight fitting clothes with mysterious packages arriving at the door!!

thebouldwhacker

Arthurdaly wrote: »

there was a CRC parcel waiting outside my door! I had to kick it inside without them seeing it (like it was a drug filled parcel). One guy spotted my sudden panic as I tried to explain it was just energry gels and I would die in the wicklow mountains without them!!!

just buy bananas