Malahide Sh1tters thrashed

FlutterinBantam

WTF:eek:

The Flutt was walking his hound( General Beefheart) along the coast last Sat morning after partaking a fairly hefty breakfast.

As I approached the town got the hint of a' pot roast 'in the oven, boiling over a bit and kinda unstable.Fizzing a bit , if you know what I mean.

The squat servicable shitter block hove into view, beside the bus terminus and the Flutt loosened the clutch a tad and got instant bite:eek:.

The General pulled strongly on the lead and the Flutther was on... well, the first two inches were cold when it dawned on me that the kip was thrashed.

In bits, barely made it to the Grand and hosed a peppery ripe lad close enough to target.

Who are those gimps who thrashed a fine facility like that and why?

can't understand that mentality.

Someone must know the culprits?

phasers

I would say Dublin forum, but... No.

Mike 1972

There are $h1tters in Malahide

I thought the authorities in the Republic had closed just about every *public toilet in the country in an attempt to eradicate homosexuality.

* No Shopping centre/Pub/Garage toilets are NOT "Public"

Jet Black

Ha?

Dunjohn

Is this about somebody vandalising public toilets? I think there's a dog in there somewhere, but I'm not sure. What's a "hove?"

helimachoptor

So in translation you nearly crapped yourself while walking a stupidly named dog??

Can I have an English translation of that?


...actually no, nevermind, I don't care

PirateShampoo

Come on now Flutter, tell us the real reason why you where heading to the public toilet.

Gummy Panda

Dunjohn wrote: »

Is this about somebody vandalising public toilets? I think there's a dog in there somewhere, but I'm not sure. What's a "hove?"

Yeah I was surprised to see that too. They'd be full of junkiees banging up.

bytey

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

WTF:eek:


The squat servicable shitter block hove into view, beside the bus terminus


Who are those gimps who thrashed a fine facility like that and why?

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hi George ,
Faith was a pretty good album, nice one .

Biggins

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

...As I approached the town got the hint of a' pot roast 'in the oven, boiling over a bit and kinda unstable.Fizzing a bit , if you know what I mean.

The squat servicable shitter block hove into view, beside the bus terminus and the Flutt loosened the clutch a tad and got instant bite:eek:.

The General pulled strongly on the lead and the Flutther was on... well, the first two inches were cold when it dawned on me that the kip was thrashed.

In bits, barely made it to the Grand and hosed a peppery ripe lad close enough to target...

Wot? Who? Wot?

lillykay

Well , how eloquently put!

Do I recall a similar post about a $h1tter experience from the flutterinbantam?

Grand hotel has nice bathrooms, seems is a happy ever after

CiaranMT

I am in hysterics reading this for some reason!!

BluesBerry

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Who are those gimps who thrashed a fine facility like that and why?

can't understand that mentality.

Someone must know the culprits?

This looks like a job for The Citizen !!!!

orourkeda

Mike 1972 wrote: »

There are $h1tters in Malahide

I thought the authorities in the Republic had closed just about every *public toilet in the country in an attempt to eradicate homosexuality.

* No Shopping centre/Pub/Garage toilets are NOT "Public"

Trust me. Straight people have loved in lavatories too. Hell yes.

I see the OP mentions that he was walking along the coast at the time of this emergency scenario. Sh*te is biodegradable and the ocean would have received ones dump quite handily.

Simply remove ones underwear and lay ones cable within the saline confines of the irish sea.

AnonoBoy

Bohemians got thrashed 4-0 last night too.



Not a great week for Irish sports teams.

Mike 1972

Someone once told me* that in the Republic of Ireland its illegal to urinate in public but not to take a dump.

orourkeda wrote: »

Sh*te is biodegradable and the ocean would have received ones dump quite handily.

Dumping on land (soil/grass) is more environmentally responsible** TBH

* Seeing as how it wasnt someone on the internet I have my doubts
** Provided noone is likely to step in it

orourkeda

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Bohemians got thrashed 4-0 last night too.



Not a great week for Irish sports teams.

You do realise Phibsboro is nowhere near Malahide dont you?

Furthermore, they were playing in Wales at the time of aforementioned thrashing.

AnonoBoy

orourkeda wrote: »

You do realise Phibsboro is nowhere near Malahide dont you?

They're two different teams aren't they? Not sure what division the Malahide Sh*tters play in but I doubt they're Champions League material just yet.

Fulton Crown

Shame on you Sir!

I happen to know that particular coastline rather well and would opine that - based on previous posts - The Flutt is a fairly bulky, low arsed cnunt who would bunt out pretty large and foul excrement.

You may not be aware that the nearby beach in Portmarnock has recently acquired Blue Flag status.

Such actions as you suggest would seriousky endanger not nly this but also the the entire Malahide eco system.

Culd he not strap a midden pot to Capn Beefheart and use it if the butt treacle became sufficiently unstable ?

Mint Sauce

Biggins wrote: »

Wot? Who? Wot?

he had to do a sh!te and the toilets were, erm, trashed.

oh, and he had already started opening the flood gates.

Mr Benevolent

BluesBerry wrote: »

This looks like a job for The Citizen !!!!

Surely you mean The Shitizen?