What did you call your private parts when you were a child

MiciG91

Simply called mine my willy and i named him robert for a while !

My name is URL

Charlie

lol

smash

So you went from 'willy' to 'robert' to 'private parts'... What ever happened to 'cock'?

super_furry

Uncle Tony's funstaff.

karlog

Dick

Me flute.

Mac Masters

Horse Flute

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Me Little Mister.:o
Now it's called me big monster.:cool:

Mac Masters

Mac Masters wrote: »

Horse Flute

Hi Dad

brummytom

My 'privates'

we'llallhavetea_old

my *pause* area

lemonjelly

me willy

monkeypants

Mickey. He's still called that.

The Floyd p

My cock master 9000

Abrasax

My doo-daa.

The Floyd p

The Floyd p wrote: »

My cock master 9000

The OP said private parts, not your dildo !

Pauleta

My tail :cool:

StormWarrior

From the title I thought you meant did you have a generic term for private parts that you used as a child. I was going to say that my cousins called the female parts "didos."

Wazdakka

Willy is a fairly universal one for the boys.

Girls always seem to have mad names for theirs.

Captain_Generic

Gigantor Megatopolis the First

ibarelycare

My foof.

Celly Smunt

me micky

we'llallhavetea_old

ibarelycare wrote: »

My foof.

LMFAO

that sounds like a fanny fart

KittyeeTrix

I didn't call it anything:o

Sykk

Tootchey potts!

Cypher_sounds

Supersoaker:cool:

starbelgrade

The Pussy Plundering Ploughmeister.

My parents were in the porn industry.

gav240

super_furry wrote: »

Uncle Tony's funstaff.

post of the day
feckin brilliant:)

Vinta81

StormWarrior wrote: »

From the title I thought you meant did you have a generic term for private parts that you used as a child. I was going to say that my cousins called the female parts "didos."

Same. I was gonna say you either had a "pencil" or a "sharpener"

Agricola

I vaguely remember it being called a totty. Not sure of the spelling. it could be in the Italian, Totti! It was always vital to pull back the skin on the totty while washing, for the ultimate clean you understand!

my mini, or my front bum.

jd007

My penis

artanevilla

My goolies.

Ruu_Old

Willy or todger.

Herb Powell

Todger?
WTF

rednik

Knobby.

Dudess

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

my *pause* area

I had heard someone referring to the female genitalia as "the gee" (Christ only knows who/where... :eek:) so I called it my "diggee".

SadieSue

Front bum and Fanny I think.. hahaha Gee I remember that one too.

Celly Smunt

you little girls are filthy

we'llallhavetea_old

Dudess wrote: »

I had heard someone referring to the female genitalia as "the gee" (Christ only knows who/where... :eek:) so I called it my "diggee".

ha! round this here parts your gee is your piddle hole!

when i was a kid, i got my first mountain bike and headed off for a spin. i jammed on the brakes and gave my "area" an awful wallop.

i could be heard throughout the estate screaming "MY FAMILY JEWELS!!" i heard it on the simpsons...

steddyeddy

Dudess wrote: »

I had heard someone referring to the female genitalia as "the gee" (Christ only knows who/where... :eek:) so I called it my "diggee".

gee is dublin ghoal i believe is cork!

MIN2511

Ah i called it "my wee wee"

SoupyNorman

Magic willy.

CokaColumbo

Ah, I called it my 'pee pee'...

...or was it 'meat-sledge'? can't quite remember.

Dudess

steddyeddy wrote: »

gee is dublin ghoal i believe is cork!

"Gowl" is an affectionate insult, like "langer". But yes, each is a slang word for the female and male genitalia respectively. I don't know whether those are their original meanings though...

Ms. Captain M

My son calls his Sergeant Dixon, or his twig 'n' berries.

stovelid

Anna Conda.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

My diggle

Now its The General

Michellenman

Nigel.

Bob the Seducer

The Rod of Power

Motley Crue

I think it was 'Little Man' if I remember correctly