Apparitions - on RTE 1 now

amdublin

Ah jaysis, this spoofer again.

goat2

i have lost control of sky plus so who is on right now

Roro4Brit

Is anybody else watching this guy on RTE 1 claiming to see Our Lady all the time? It's insane television...and 12,000 people followed him to Knock because he claimed Our Lady was going to appear at a specific time! I can't belive this is taking him serious - the man is claiming to be a "certified see-er" of Our Lady.

I knew FAS were cranking out courses left right and centre, but this is outrageous.

Diddler1977

Oh boy..........

Diddler1977

Roro4Brit wrote: »

Is anybody else watching this guy on RTE 1 claiming to see Our Lady all the time? It's insane television...and 12,000 people followed him to Knock because he claimed Our Lady was going to appear at a specific time! I can't belive this is taking him serious - the man is claiming to be a "certified see-er" of Our Lady.

I knew FAS were cranking out courses left right and centre, but this is outrageous.

"I have certs to prove it......but you can't get a cert from God"

Ricardo G

May Our lady strike this dude with some lightening !!

cursai

I once met Joe. He touched me on the shoulder and i saw the blessed virgin. I thought i was going to explode with joy. It takes a big man to let go and believe.

SEPT 23 1989

Crazy stuff

Zombienosh

is this the fella that said the devil was angry with him because he was on the late late show?

cursai

Joe is the blessed VIRGIN. Thats why he sees things. >< with joy

Ricardo G

AlcoholicA wrote: »

is this the fella that said the devil was angry with him because he was on the late late show?

lol thats the very fella !! He said Satan comes to visit him nearly every night, half devil half dog apparently:rolleyes:

dlofnep

cursai wrote: »

Joe is the blessed VIRGIN. Thats why he sees things. >< with joy

Calm down there Joe. Let the third-person stuff to pighead.

amdublin

He talks some ****e.

Mr E

Apparitions threads merged.

cursai

????? 3rd person stuff??? Pighead??? Are you getting apparitions now?

amdublin

"I won a plastic stutue of Mary when I was a child"

"Now if that's not significant tell me what is"

Says he (the spoofer)

Koloman

This is 2010 right?

Diddler1977

amdublin wrote: »

"I won a plastic stutue of Mary when I was a child"

"Now if that's not significant tell me what is"

Says he (the spoofer)

Ha ha!!!

Koloman

Those Knock Rocks look nice!

cursai

Even Pat Kenny has succumbed to it. Hey if belief can help a person overcome a personal illness or crisis. Who's to criticise???? Personally a few pints of smithwicks and the girlfriend rubbing my belly cures all mine:D

Roro4Brit

'I've had very few apparitions lately...cos ya know...they made a circus out of it you know'

Translation: They've banned head shops so bye bye goes my stready supply of Meow Moew.

One thing is a dead cert - that Our Lady chick is one hell of a tease.

amacachi

Anyone fancy heading over on the date of the next supposed apparition with some vuvuzelas?

Carlos_Ray

I'm half expecting Dougal to make an appearance in this. Im having a great laugh watching it... RTE should stop producing crap comedy like Savage eye etc, when they don't try to be funny they produce comedy gold like Fair City and this!

amdublin

He'll be announcing the apparitions on facebook next.

cursai

Propaganda!!! they should be all mind wiped!!!

amdublin

This fella doesn't like Joe cos he's taking away from his sales of plastic statues.

Koloman

Benny Hill making an appearance in his navy pullover.

amdublin

I like this priest fella. He's utterly cynical about Joe in a nice way.

cursai

Hard not to be cynical!:o

amdublin

Those two girls must be delighted with the careers ahead of them as spiritual guides.

The dole and whatever "donations" they can get.

"Certified and all they are"

amdublin

Oh jeebs!!!!!!!!!

These eejits are even worse than Joe himself!!!!!!!

SEPT 23 1989

I would worry about those two young wans

RayM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tGkw6mHxJw

(skip to 1min 55secs)

Koloman

Beadle did it better! The part where she sings to the alien is especially funny.

fatgav

the guy's a loon and a half but its a valid documentary. i like the subtle shots of him receiving donations.

Diddler1977

fatgav wrote: »

the guy's a loon and a half but its a valid documentary. i like the subtle shots of him receiving donations.

White envelopes ahoy!

Carlos_Ray

" I saaw her up der in the windaw, she wuz wearin her blue robe for the heeelin."

Im in stitches.

I have to get this on dvd!

amdublin

"And if they want to bring me to Rome and stick needles in me they can"

Translation: I would like a holiday in Italy

amdublin

Carlos_Ray wrote: »

I have to get this on dvd!

I'm sky plussing it.

Koloman

Don't forget the website plug!

cursai

amdublin wrote: »

Those two girls must be delighted with the careers ahead of them as spiritual guides.

The dole and whatever "donations" they can get.

"Certified and all they are"

Shame on you.....You cynic. Were RTE pulling the piss with the song at the end? Someone taking to mickey i think

amdublin

cursai wrote: »

Shame on you.....You cynic.

Oh come on!

I can't be anything but cynical!!!!!

Podgoricka

cursai wrote: »

Shame on you.....You cynic. Were RTE pulling the piss with the song at the end? Someone taking to mickey i think

what was the song.. i seen it start and kinda said f**k this and turned it off

chucken1

According to website


Next Apparition of Our Lady at Knock in Ireland will happen on Wednesday 14th July 2010

Hmmmm...we missed that one!!!;)

Next one in Waterford..I suppose its a shorter jaunt from Dublin :rolleyes:

dlofnep

amacachi wrote: »

Anyone fancy heading over on the date of the next supposed apparition with some vuvuzelas?

WIN!

cursai

Just been reminded. Have to buy the Brass Eye boxset.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CBgIxA2umM&feature=related

RayM

chucken1 wrote: »

Next Apparition of Our Lady at Knock in Ireland will happen on Wednesday 14th July 2010

Hmmmm...we missed that one!!!;)

Joe missed it too. Apparently the priests at the "Apparition Shrine" told him to piss off (those probably weren't their exact words).

amacachi

dlofnep wrote: »

WIN!

I'd advise people to practice though, bloody things are hard to get going properly, and harder again to use without ****ing your lips up.

chucken1

We could practice REALLY hard and play a few songs...now that would be a miracle!!:D

JonathanAnon

"Our laayydeeee, gave me the message.. but I'll not reveal it today.. I'll reveal it tomorrow on knockapparitions.com" ... fk off Joe ye chancer.. At least he is giving himself 24 hours to write the message.

femur61

So this is where our license money is being spent! I didn't and couldn't watch it.