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Sweetcorn

  • 17-07-2010 5:48pm
    #1
    MiciG91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭


    How come when i take a **** it always comes out whole ? :confused:


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  • #2
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Because it's recyclable.


  • #3
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    You're not masticating enough.


  • #4
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Great thread.


  • #5
    sponsoredwalk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Get some sweetcorn and suck out the insides, you'll have the outer skin in your hands & that's your main culprit.

    It's made of cellulose which doesn't digest well in the human stomach (cows have 4 to digest cellulose!).

    So, while you do digest most of the inner corn, the outer skin stays relatively intact &
    when your body is producing faeces the skin-layering acts as a "hydrophilic bulking agent"
    (That's wikipedia-latin for the cellulose skin absorbing water & faeces!).

    So, that's not corn you see in your ∫hit, it's the skin off the corn puffed up after absorbing water & ∫hit ;)

    Isn't science awesome :D


  • #6
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    sponsoredwalk wrote: »
    Get some sweetcorn and suck out the insides, you'll have the outer skin in your hands & that's your main culprit.

    It's made of cellulose which doesn't digest well in the human stomach (cows have 4 to digest cellulose!).

    So, while you do digest most of the inner corn, the outer skin stays relatively intact &
    when your body is producing faeces the skin-layering acts as a "hydrophilic bulking agent"
    (That's wikipedia-latin for the cellulose skin absorbing water & faeces!).

    So, that's not corn you see in your ∫hit, it's the skin off the corn puffed up after absorbing water & ∫hit ;)

    Isn't science awesome :D


    There's your answer OP, That ended well, didn't it.


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