Got gassed in my own toilet

WalterMitty

I awoke this morning and headed to the small downstairs toilet as the other was being used. I was half asleep still and starting peeing while slumped forward over the toilet. Then i felt like i was being gassed and my nose, throat and lungs felt like they were burning. I stopped peeing or at least tried and rapidly left the bathroom.
Anyways after a few minutes recovering i went in and saw the mother had put a load of bleach down the toilet and my piss had somehow reacted with it to form some nasty gas. So i looked up on the internet(god bless it) and discovered that bleach contains sodium hypochorite and when mixed with urea(from urine) forms an explosive chemical Nitrogen trichloride which has same effects as tear gas :eek:

Do you think the mother is trying to get me out of her house or something?

Tubberadora

Thats gas

Sykk

That gas was really taking the piss.

tommyhaas

Just aswell you were only pissing, could have been messy otherwise

Zombienosh

you pissed on your mother while she was bleaching the toilet?

plein de force

eww

alwaysadub

WalterMitty wrote: »

I awoke this morning and headed to the small downstairs toilet as the other was being used. I was half asleep still and starting peeing while slumped forward over the toilet. Then i felt like i was being gassed and my nose, throat and lungs felt like they were burning. I stopped peeing or at least tried and rapidly left the bathroom.
Anyways after a few minutes recovering i went in and saw the mother had put a load of bleach down the toilet and my piss had somehow reacted with it to form some nasty gas. So i looked up on the internet(god bless it) and discovered that bleach contains sodium hypochorite and when mixed with urea(from urine) forms an explosive chemical Nitrogen trichloride which has same effects as tear gas :eek:

Do you think the mother is trying to get me out of her house or something?

No of course not.

She's probably just trying to kill you.:pac:

Gary4279

WalterMitty wrote: »

I awoke this morning and headed to the small downstairs toilet as the other was being used. I was half asleep still and starting peeing while slumped forward over the toilet. Then i felt like i was being gassed and my nose, throat and lungs felt like they were burning. I stopped peeing or at least tried and rapidly left the bathroom.
Anyways after a few minutes recovering i went in and saw the mother had put a load of bleach down the toilet and my piss had somehow reacted with it to form some nasty gas. So i looked up on the internet(god bless it) and discovered that bleach contains sodium hypochorite and when mixed with urea(from urine) forms an explosive chemical Nitrogen trichloride which has same effects as tear gas :eek:

Do you think the mother is trying to get me out of her house or something?

please name the bleach, i wanna do some practical jokes in the bog at work.

Anthony Walsh

Gary4279 wrote: »

please name the bleach, i wanna do some practical jokes in the bog at work.

+1 but for the appartment

phill106

haha you have some imagination......



Yes happens to all of us. Dont think it would kill you though. However doing a number 2 may result in dangerous splashback!

It burns, it burns!

WindSock

WalterMitty wrote: »

Do you think the mother is trying to get me out of her house or something?

Yes

Banned Account

Paging Mr Flutt to Thread 6 in afterhours ....

vangoz

:pac:

bonerm

WalterMitty wrote: »

I awoke this morning and headed to the small downstairs toilet as the other was being used. I was half asleep still and starting peeing while slumped forward over the toilet. Then i felt like i was being gassed and my nose, throat and lungs felt like they were burning. I stopped peeing or at least tried and rapidly left the bathroom.
Anyways after a few minutes recovering i went in and saw the mother had put a load of bleach down the toilet and my piss had somehow reacted with it to form some nasty gas. So i looked up on the internet(god bless it) and discovered that bleach contains sodium hypochorite and when mixed with urea(from urine) forms an explosive chemical Nitrogen trichloride which has same effects as tear gas :eek:

Do you think the mother is trying to get me out of her house or something?

I can see why you choose to keep your life a secret!

Einhard

I have a similar problem with a different type of gas when I go into the toilet at home...

FlutterinBantam

Poor preperation will always find you out.

If ever you smell bleach or stuff down the pan your best bet is not to piss in it as it disturbs the agents, and indeed can cause dizziness.

Best thing is to drop the jocks and lay a coating of watery scutter over the pan which neutralises the bleach.

Was at a house party and after a fairly substantial chili,needed to 'decompress' as it were.

Up to the kludgie:eek:fcukin' bang of bleach watered my eyes!

Down with the Ys and spread a pungent watery sheet of sour midden over the whole throne area.

Now , bleach that you cnunt, got my jacket and took a taxi home.

Some hosts have no class:cool:

CorsetIsTight

Sometimes a thread title is so perfect that I almost don't want to read the post.

MagicMarker

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Poor preperation will always find you out.

If ever you smell bleach or stuff down the pan your best bet is not to piss in it as it disturbs the agents, and indeed can cause dizziness.

Best thing is to drop the jocks and lay a coating of watery scutter over the pan which neutralises the bleach.

Was at a house party and after a fairly substantial chili,needed to 'decompress' as it were.

Up to the kludgie:eek:fcukin' bang of bleach watered my eyes!

Down with the Ys and spread a pungent watery sheet of sour midden over the whole throne area.

Now , bleach that you cnunt, got my jacket and took a taxi home.

Some hosts have no class:cool:

Tiresome.

Min

lol, thanks for the chemistry lesson.

Rubberlegs

Yeah also you are not meant to put the lid down after putting bleach in the toilet as gas will build up. Remember hearing about a fella doing this and then lifting the lid and having a piss and there was an explosion:eek:. Personally, I love putting blue toilet duck down the toilet, then pissing on it. Especially when I've taken vitamin B tab, as they turn your wee luminous yellow. This when mixed with blue toilet duck, makes a fetching fluorescent green colour:D. Ah, simple pleasures....

Horsefumbler

Not 100% but i think thats chlorine gas being liberated from the bleech.

bleg

Bang! and the son is gone

SoulTrader

That's a coincidence. I hadn't read this thread, but am just home from work and noticed there was a strong smell of breach in the toilets when I was leaving. Did what I had to do at the urinal but my eyes stung like mad. I even thought of the words tear gas, just like the OP mentioned.

sligopark

was it a burgular?


EDIT: just re-read the thread title - though it read 'Got GLASSED in my own toilet '

BluesBerry

Yep your mammy want you out of the house , she wants to turn your bedroom into a sex den
you better start looking for alternative accommodation soon , keep an eye out for other strange happenings and sleep with one eye open