Help i just tazer'd my neighbor's cat

MiciG91

My brother has one of them tazer yokes that shock people and i was out in the shed messing with it firing it off stuff but nothing was happening.

Next thing i went for my golf bag and my neighbor's cat was behind it and i acidentally hit him with both prongs and sent 350 000 volts through the poor fella.

I thought he was grand cause he kept moving for a while but then he collapsed and fell and i'm pretty sure he died.

I picked him up and brought him over to my neighbour's who's an old lady she was hysterical she's had the cat 19 years.I said i found her outside my house and briefly offered my condolences.

The thing is i wonder will she have any idea it died by a tazer.

Cats dont go for post mortems do they ?? could i say he ran into an electric fence or something.

What an awful day im having

barry181091

This is going to be a legendary thread !!

You easily shaved 10 years off that old ladys life...jus' sayin

tommyboy2222

What an awful day im having

Eh I reckon the cat and the old woman are having a worse one!!

fonecrusher1

pun upon pun.....eh...another pun.

pun.

sligopark

unknown13 wrote: »

Did you honestly expect to go into a Polish shop and come out with something you really liked. Different country, different tastes.

only if its true and has photos but preferably video

mardybumbum

Why was the cat in your shed?

cherryghost

Did the cat shoot it's head off?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Have you thought about tazering your balls?

squod

9/9

sligopark

Wynter Uptight Logjam wrote: »

Have you thought about tazering your balls?

LLLLOOOLLLLLLL

jd007

Should have just buried it and pretended not to know anything.

fonecrusher1

sligopark wrote: »

only if its true and has photos

yeah because animal cruelty is hilarious.:rolleyes:

pity the prongs didn't bounce off the wall and shoot into the op's forehead.

Sheeps

Lenny?

Ricardo G

No mouth to mouth given ??? What the hell are you doing with a tazer in the first place. Find this very hard to believe tbh

Dubh Geannain

That's a catastrophe alright of cataclysmic proportions.

Poor little bugger

Br4tPr1nc3

hysterical? poor woman must have been shocked when you brought her the cat!

ElaElaElano

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

pun upon pun.....eh...another pun.

pun.

Suppose I might as well get the ball rolling.

If I was that aul one I'd be having kittens. Not literally of course since that's impossible since the op viciously murdered the poor, decrepit little thing.

He'll probably say he was within a whisker of missing it.

Corkfeen

It was trespassing, thats how you should argue it in court.....

Sharpshooter

MiciG91 wrote: »

The thing is i wonder will she have any idea it died by a tazer.

Cats dont go for post mortems do they ??

Well, not usually.;)

They are brought to the vet, and a post mortem is carried out if the owner asks for it.

MiciG91 wrote: »

could i say he ran into an electric fence or something.

We'll have to wait and see now, won't we.