Cheryl Cole now has fluid on her lungs

andy winter

http://www.rte.ie/ten/2010/0709/colec.html

Zascar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pkt_k2t7Rk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pkt_k2t7Rk

billy the squid

RTE Ten?

andy winter

Zascar wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pkt_k2t7Rk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pkt_k2t7Rk

Anyone

So she swallows?

Pauleta

My sources say Elton John is already penning a new version of candle in the wind

SoupyNorman

'Geordie in the wardie'

bonerm

Ironically I don't give a fcuk.

andy winter

billy the squid wrote: »

RTE Ten?

http://www.rte.ie/ten/2010/0610/rteten.html

Danbo!

Pauleta wrote: »

My sources say Elton John is already penning a new version of candle in the wind

Never understood that 'Candle in the wind' metaphor for Diana, basically means she was unreliable.

petes

bonerm wrote: »

Ironically I don't give a fcuk.

Ironically?

bodun

It's probably from all those years of receiving "Cole" deposits on her chest.

fonecrusher1

I hope she pulls through. Because she's hot.

bonerm

bonerm wrote: »

Ironically I don't give a fcuk.

How is that ironic

Chiorino

I'd love to put some fluid on her lungs.

the keen edge

It wouldn't just be on her lungs, that she'd have fluid if I met her.....
























......I have a speech impediment, and frequently slobber when talking.

Mr. Presentable

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I hope she pulls through. Because she's hot.

I don't care. Because she's not.

bonerm

bluewolf wrote: »

How is that ironic

I opened a thread on Cheryl Cole and then posted on it.

billy the squid

andy winter wrote: »

http://www.rte.ie/ten/2010/0610/rteten.html

for a while there I thought RTE were going to offer a bit of choice with new channels. thanks for bursting my bubble.

Motley Crue

I don't wish death upon her, but I don't like her, and I hope this makes her go away and stop bothering me

fonecrusher1

nipplenuts wrote: »

I don't care. Because she's not.

ah don't be jealous.

davyjose

<joke relating to Cheryl Cole, her lungs, and fluid which may or may not be cum>

rovert

One joke thread.

Lock plse.

--Kaiser--

She's gotta fight (fight) fight (fight) fight for her life.....

drdeadlift

so to sum it up nobody hear gives a dam if she dies

Lando Griffin

I don’t care anymore about Cheryl or her lung or whatever Jedward might have to say about it or if the boyfriend blames himself for it.
I’m sick of it, absolutely sick of it

mathie

Chiorino wrote: »

I'd love to put some fluid on her lungs.

Just to clairfy he means his semen.

Ozil

bonerm wrote: »

I opened a thread on Cheryl Cole and then posted on it.

i·ro·ny The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
b. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
c. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.



2. a. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" (Richard Kain).
b. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.




Which one of those definitions applies to you opening the thread and then posting that you don't care about it's subject ?

mariaf24

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I don’t care anymore about Cheryl or her lung or whatever Jedward might have to say about it or if the boyfriend blames himself for it.
I’m sick of it, absolutely sick of it

To be fair, i actually think the media aren't all over this :eek: Jedward falling (whichever one) got much more press...

RichTea

bluewolf wrote: »

How is that ironic

It's like raaaaaain, on your wedding day!

SoupyNorman

Screw these innuendos people.


I'd love to blow a load right into her 'Wye'-eye.

bonerm

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Screw these innuendos people.


I'd love to blow a load right into her eye.

Cheryl Cole now has fluid on her lens.

storm2811

Did she get a malaria injection before she went?
If not then what the fuck?!You're in Africa woman!

petes

storm2811 wrote: »

Did she get a malaria injection before she went?
If not then what the fuck?!You're in Africa woman!

Have there not been cases where people get malaria even with the vaccination?

Thought I heard something like that. Could be talking through my arse though!!

Scarinae

storm2811 wrote: »

Did she get a malaria injection before she went?
If not then what the fuck?!You're in Africa woman!

Insurgent wrote: »

Have there not been cases where people get malaria even with the vaccination?

Thought I heard something like that. Could be talking through my arse though!!

There's no such thing as a malaria vaccination. There are tablets you can take while you're in a malarial area, but they're not 100% effective because some strains of malaria have developed resistance eg. in Kenya the malaria is chloroquine-resistant

Mr. Presentable

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

ah don't be jealous.

Sorry, pet.

Diabhal Beag

Hope she turns out alright. Somebody needs to bring out the sexy bitchiness in Danii.

My name is URL

bonerm wrote: »

Ironically I don't give a fcuk.

Irony

of, resembling, relating to, or tasting much like iron

eg1:
"The anvil was delicious, but irony."

mike65

Stee wrote: »

Never understood that 'Candle in the wind' metaphor for Diana, basically means she was unreliable.

Fragile, it was about Marilyn Monroe before it got its 1997 makeover.

NothingMan

Ozil wrote: »

i·ro·ny The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
b. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
c. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.


2. a. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" (Richard Kain).
b. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.


Which one of those definitions applies to you opening the thread and then posting that you don't care about it's subject ?

2.a. Because you would expect someone who goes through the bother opf opening and posting a thread on a subject would care somewhat about it's content. There is an incongruity when they declare their lack of interest in said subject.

That work for you?

mathie

NothingMan wrote: »

2.a. Because you would expect someone who goes through the bother opf opening and posting a thread on a subject would care somewhat about it's content. There is an incongruity when they declare their lack of interest in said subject.

That work for you?

Ironically, no.

Celly Smunt

mathie wrote: »

Ironically, no.

isn't it ironic....don't ya think?

orourkeda

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

Hope she turns out alright. Somebody needs to bring out the sexy bitchiness in Danii.

I'd much rather bounce my stones off Dannii Minogues arsecheeks given the choice between the two.

How long was Cheryl teabagging will-i-am for?

ElaElaElano

Isn't it ironic, that Alanis Morissette can write a song entirely devoted to irony and yet the only thing remotely ironic about it is that nothing she says is actually an example of...irony.

orourkeda

ElaElaElano wrote: »

Isn't it ironic, that Alanis Morissette can write a song entirely devoted to irony and yet the only thing remotely ironic about it is that nothing she says is actually an example of...irony.

Ed Byrne? Howya

andy winter

orourkeda wrote: »

I'd much rather bounce my stones off Dannii Minogues arsecheeks given the choice between the two.

How long was Cheryl teabagging will-i-am for?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/187595/life_ruined_by_teabagging/

orourkeda

andy winter wrote: »

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/187595/life_ruined_by_teabagging/

Will-i-am is f*cked. (excuse the pun)

ElaElaElano

orourkeda wrote: »

Ed Byrne? Howya

Busted.

marco_polo

Insurgent wrote: »

Have there not been cases where people get malaria even with the vaccination?

Thought I heard something like that. Could be talking through my arse though!!

Possibly since there is no malaria vaccine.

Lando Griffin

They ( The Sun ) say it could take 6 months to recover from this travisty, how many autobiographys will she pin in that length of time?

orourkeda

Lando Griffin wrote: »

They ( The Sun ) say it could take 6 months to recover from this travisty, how many autobiographys will she pin in that length of time?

Will fluid on her lungs improve her singing?