How Successful Are Yizz on a Night Out?

ShearerGeordie

So, would you consider yourself to be a super stud on a night out, pulling all sorts of males/females/mice, or would you be the lonely bloke/lassie in the corner, sipping on a pint of ale, with a distinct look of depression etched across your face, butcher knife in hand, enviably leering at the happy couples on the dancefloor?

Or somewhere in between? So really, on a night out, how confident would be of 'scoring'?

fakearms123

I'm always knee deep in clunge!

Scarinae

You know, not everybody goes out to 'score'. Some people go out to socialise with their friends and to have fun, believe it or not

Successful at what? Getting into the pub/club/whichever, getting drunk, having fun, getting a taxi home?

Hasmunch

I get as drunk as possible and make a complete mess of myself and act a nuisance to everyone else who is out.
Usually don't remember anything the next day but i dont care as i go around telling everyone how "mad" i am.

liah

If I am actually out to pull it's really not that hard, but I don't go out with that in mind too often.. it's not my thing.

Karl Hungus

I don't know, who's this "Yizz" you're talking about?

admiralofthefleet

i go out, have a few pints then an indian, get a taxi home, fart loudly and go to sleep. so all in all a successful night

greenmachine88

average at best

starbelgrade

Any time I go to a club, I hope I meet somebody who really loves me.

But inevitably, when I go, I stand on my own and I leave on my own, and I go home & I cry & I want to die.

RoadKillTs

I have a girlfriend so thankfully I don't have to worry about "scoring".

Dymo

This is a trick question your just trying to find the biggest, slapper on boards.

RoadKillTs

But inevitably, when I go, I stand on my own and I leave on my own, and I go home & I cry & I want to die.

You should try Coopers.

gooch2k9

Karl Hungus wrote: »

I don't know, who's this "Yizz" you're talking about?

A cult?

Karl Hungus

Karl Hungus wrote: »

I don't know, who's this "Yizz" you're talking about?

Youth in zany zones

Antamojo

starbelgrade wrote: »

Any time I go to a club, I hope I meet somebody who really loves me.

But inevitably, when I go, I stand on my own and I leave on my own, and I go home & I cry & I want to die.

You shut your mouth. How can you say you go about things the wrong way.
You're human and you need to be loved just like everybody else does

brummytom

Fishie wrote: »

You know, not everybody goes out to 'score'. Some people go out to socialise with their friends and to have fun, believe it or not

Yep, this is the excuse I use too

422nd

Fishie wrote: »

You know, not everybody goes out to 'score'. Some people go out to socialise with their friends and to have fun, believe it or not

BLASPHEMY!!!1!!ONE!!!

starbelgrade

RoadKillTs wrote: »

You should try Coopers.

You shut your mouth - how can you say I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.

Edit - Damn you Antamojo!

Einstein

RoadKillTs wrote: »

You should try Coopers.

Coppers worth a try too

Scarinae

brummytom wrote: »

Yep, this is the excuse I use too

I have a boyfriend, so it's not an excuse But I still go out to dance and have fun - it's really annoying when guys think that just cos you're dancing in a club, you must be gagging for it

fakearms123

Karl Hungus wrote: »

I don't know, who's this "Yizz" you're talking about?

The title was meant to read "How Successful is your Jizz on a Night Out?", to answer that I've got a girl pregnant from jizzin all over her floppy tits!

422nd

fakearms123 wrote: »

The title was meant to read "How Successful is your Jizz on a Night Out?", to answer that I've got a girl pregnant from jizzin all over her floppy tits!

That's some successful jizz... My guys are lacking motivation because (and I know this is off topic but...) I'm not very successful on a night out. Therefore neither is my Jizz.:(

folan

im very successful. Sometimes im even a CEO!

but then i get home, and its back to stupid normality.

donfers

It's easy to pull if you can be arsed to make the effort...problem is you have to focus all your time and energy on one girly meaning your options are limited.....another problem is finding quality, there are a lot of average-looking people out there and mot much really outstanding totty....if it's just a numbers game and if you feel like getting down with yet another average bird with an average mind with average insecurities and average opinions then go ahead - it's ridicilously easy but is it really worth the effort?

Ask yourself on your deathbed would you have preferred to have slept with 1,000 run-of-the-mill cookie-cutter average predictable ok looking types or 50 fiery volatile inspirational goddesses?

Adapt your pulling techniques accordingly

fakearms123

Fishie wrote: »

I have a boyfriend, so it's not an excuse But I still go out to dance and have fun - it's really annoying when guys think that just cos you're dancing in a club, you must be gagging for it

Listen hun if a girl is dancing in the club and she even shows a hint of acknowledgement that I exist then that means she's a slut and that she's gaggin for a ridin!

422nd

fakearms123 wrote: »

Listen hun if a girl is dancing in the club and she even shows a hint of acknowledgement that I exist then that means she's a slut and that she's gaggin for a ridin!

Unwritten rule of all clubs... *nods head*

starbelgrade

fakearms123 wrote: »

Listen hun if a girl is dancing in the club and she even shows a hint of acknowledgement that I exist then that means she's a slut and that she's gaggin for a ridin!

So, you're saying that you never score then?

fakearms123

And in fairness with a username like Fishie just pushes the consensus that she enjoys it in the gash!

Scarinae

fakearms123 wrote: »

Listen hun if a girl is dancing in the club and she even shows a hint of acknowledgement that I exist then that means she's a slut and that she's gaggin for a ridin!

And so girls respond by ignoring you so they don't encourage you, resulting in threads about how Irish girls are cold bitches

Piste

donfers wrote: »

It's easy to pull if you can be arsed to make the effort...problem is you have to focus all your time and energy on one girly meaning your options are limited.....another problem is finding quality, there are a lot of average-looking people out there and mot much really outstanding totty....if it's just a numbers game and if you feel like getting down with yet another average bird with an average mind with average insecurities and average opinions then go ahead - it's ridicilously easy but is it really worth the effort?

Ask yourself on your deathbed would you have preferred to have slept with 1,000 run-of-the-mill cookie-cutter average predictable ok looking types or 50 fiery volatile inspirational goddesses?

Adapt your pulling techniques accordingly

If you're just out looking for your bit, why would you care about their opinions or intellect? Should you not just go for the hottest? (or second, third, fourth hottest, depending on how good looking you are yourself!)

fakearms123

Fishie wrote: »

And so girls respond by ignoring you so they don't encourage you, resulting in threads about how Irish girls are cold bitches

This is a scientific fact and direct quote so don't even begin to argue with this because it was put together by the highest minds at NASA, "women who turn down men suffer from the following problems, A. they're mad ugly, B. they're bleedin from their clam and they don't know whats going on, C. they knew the lad was only asking them out cause he felt sorry for her and D. their brains are only a fifth of men's" FACT! NASA!

ShearerGeordie

If only...

Pyr0

I go out, drink by myself in the corner, leave after about 3 hours, taxi home, cover myself in vasaline and cry myself to sleep while simultaneously ****.

Tends to be a pretty good night if you ask me.

Walsh

Fishie wrote: »

You know, not everybody goes out to 'score'. Some people go out to socialise with their friends and to have fun, believe it or not

LOL!

Kasabian

liah wrote: »

If I am actually out to pull it's really not that hard, but I don't go out with that in mind too often.. it's not my thing.

* Checks map of pubs and clubs in Mullingar.

conorhal

starbelgrade wrote: »

Any time I go to a club, I hope I meet somebody who really loves me.

But inevitably, when I go, I stand on my own and I leave on my own, and I go home & I cry & I want to die.

That's so unfair, after all, you're human and you need to be loved, just like everybody else does....

Lia_lia

I've never gone on a night out to "pull". And I've never "pulled" on a night out. Very boring!

alwaysadub

I find that when i'm not on the lookout i end up getting a bit of success. But when i hope to maybe pull, it never happens.
So i've kinda given up on the whole pulling in a pub/club thing..

As i pointed out before, i can't pull at all, i even tried the tips boardsie's gave me, but they didn't work. The lawsuit is in progress :pac:

piby

I make Jay from the Inbetweeners look like he actually IS knee deep in clunge

lisbon_lions

if yizz don't jizz, it aint successful.

Deus Ex Machina

I don't go out, and therefore I am successful in the following ways:

-Save money.
-Avoid listening to music which I hate.
-Get to bed when I feel like instead of walking around like a zombie waiting for a taxi.
-Don't have to deal with people whom I don't like.
-Get to do something enjoyable, like watching a movie, talking to some friends in a relaxed fashion, reading a book, listening to or playing music, rather than following girls who want to reject people to boost their fragile egos or having shouted conversations
-Don't feel wrecked the next day, so I can go somewhere and do things instead of lying around hungover.
-Maintain a sense that I am a civislised being, something which I can't maintain in a nightclub.

I am not old, just reasonable.

Startin to feel the same way a bit.. Much prefer goin for pints these days.

artanevilla

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I don't go out, and therefore I am successful in the following ways:

-Save money.
-Avoid listening to music which I hate.
-Get to bed when I feel like instead of walking around like a zombie waiting for a taxi.
-Don't have to deal with people whom I don't like.
-Get to do something enjoyable, like watching a movie, talking to some friends in a relaxed fashion, reading a book, listening to or playing music, rather than following girls who want to reject people to boost their fragile egos or having shouted conversations
-Don't feel wrecked the next day, so I can go somewhere and do things instead of lying around hungover.
-Maintain a sense that I am a civislised being, something which I can't maintain in a nightclub.

I am not old, just reasonable.

I like your thinking!

422nd

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I am not old, just reasonable.

Join Date: Apr 2010

If you've only found Boards this year it was clearly suggested to you by your son/grandson as an outlet for your bitterness in old age and you're therefore old.

Wompa1

I had only been with a couple of girl until I turned 20. Then all of a sudden girls started showing an interest. I wouldn't pull every night but I haven't been too lonely the last 5 years.

When you get to a certain age girls tend to give up on looking for a certain guy and settle for losers like me Jackpot...I'm plan B

Wagon

I wish i was a woman. It's much easier.

xoxyx

Ridiculously successful.
Then again, my experience is that, by the time you get to a nightclub (in Dublin), the guys are trying it on with the nearest pint glass, so it's not difficult to pick up a good (enough) 'un.

Prof.Badass

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

So, would you consider yourself to be a super stud on a night out, pulling all sorts of males/females/mice, or would you be the lonely bloke/lassie in the corner, sipping on a pint of ale, with a distinct look of depression etched across your face, butcher knife in hand, enviably leering at the happy couples on the dancefloor?

Or somewhere in between? So really, on a night out, how confident would be of 'scoring'?

If you have to keep going back to clubs for sex then I wouldn't consider it a success .

donfers wrote: »

Ask yourself on your deathbed would you have preferred to have slept with 1,000 run-of-the-mill cookie-cutter average predictable ok looking types or 50 fiery volatile inspirational goddesses?

If i had sex with 49 amazing women and all of them got away I'd be pretty depressed .

Seiously though, what's the point of casual sex? All that hassle people go through to have it, and for what, a fleeting moment of pleasure? A little ego boost? The cost/benifit analysis just doesn't add up imo.

Personally, I'd prefer to find someone with whom i can have relationship (and i doubt I'll find her in a night club). Till then I'll continue having nights out where I can just let go and genuinely have a good time (unlike some of my friends who can only enjoy their nights out if they get laid- which is rarely :pac:).

FlutterinBantam

I make a point of asking the lady is she shaved.. erm 'down there'.

Once I hear that she is sporting a baldy klopper I lose interest.

No interest in foldling a scubbing brush and is very hard on the knob.

Full thatch for the Flutt, and thankfully there are still a few well thicketed ladies out there glad of a stocky well chiseled bell end .

Have more success in the provinces rather that the metropolis though.