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Times you were caught "robbing" when you were young

  • 08-07-2010 12:18pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭


    Mine was when I was about 12 and in the local shop. Was shoving a brunch icecream in my jacket when the shopkeeper caught me. I tried to say that I was just wiping the ice off it but to no avail. Was barred from the shop. After dinner every evening when the mother would ask me to run up to the shop for a block of icecream I would have to make up excuses. "My knee is killing me, I feel dizzy, sick ect." Was not long before my Dad went into the shop and told the true story. Grounded for a month:(.

    I'm sure there is a lot worse and more amusing stories out there, so lets have em.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Never saw the attraction in stealing something.

    Does it taste better or worse if it's stolen?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Rylan wrote: »
    Mine was when I was about 12 and in the local shop. Was shoving a brunch icecream in my jacket when the shopkeeper caught me. I tried to say that I was just wiping the ice off it but to no avail. Was barred from the shop. After dinner every evening when the mother would ask me to run up to the shop for a block of icecream I would have to make up excuses. "My knee is killing me, I feel dizzy, sick ect." Was not long before my Dad went into the shop and told the true story. Grounded for a month:(.

    I'm sure there is a lot worse and more amusing stories out there, so lets have em.

    There's nothing as bad as trying to steal a Brunch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I don't think I was ever caught.

    Overheard a incompetent security guard radioing ahead to the door once though so I dumped whatever I was stealing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    easyeason3 wrote: »

    Does it taste better or worse if it's stolen?


    Much better, like someones else's girlfriend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Rylan wrote: »
    Was not long before my Dad went into the shop and told the true story. Grounded for a month:(.

    You got away lightly, I know of a shop who posted pictures of suspected shoplifters on their windows, under the heading BEWARE.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    you brunch of scumbags


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Insurgent wrote: »
    Much better, like someones else's girlfriend.

    I've never tasted someone elses girlfriend but I'll keep it in mind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    AlcoholicA wrote: »
    you brunch of scumbags

    Materially replete teenage life > petty morals :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭deisedude


    Rylan wrote: »
    Mine was when I was about 12 and in the local shop. Was shoving a brunch icecream in my jacket when the shopkeeper caught me. I tried to say that I was just wiping the ice off it but to no avail. Was barred from the shop. After dinner every evening when the mother would ask me to run up to the shop for a block of icecream I would have to make up excuses. "My knee is killing me, I feel dizzy, sick ect." Was not long before my Dad went into the shop and told the true story. Grounded for a month:(.

    I'm sure there is a lot worse and more amusing stories out there, so lets have em.

    If you had brought a Magnum with you it would have been much easier to steal the ice cream


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,100 ✭✭✭tommyhaas


    You got away lightly, I know of a shop who posted pictures of suspected shoplifters on their windows, under the heading BEWARE.

    So a man in a sweet shop wouldnt let kids leave until he took their picture?? Sounds dodgy to me


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    You got away lightly, I know of a shop who posted pictures of suspected shoplifters on their windows, under the heading BEWARE.

    Solution


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I was like 14 or something, I went into a shop and took a bag of maltesers. The security fella chased me down the road, marched me back to the shop then called the gardai. They asked me if I was sorry then told me to be good from now on and get back to school

    :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi


    A friend of mine (and yes, it really was a friend on mine, not me!!!) got caught stealing a box of tampons, police were called in and she had to go to court - was a very embarrassing experience for her...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    phasers wrote: »
    I was like 14 or something, I went into a shop and took a bag of maltesers. The security fella chased me down the road, marched me back to the shop then called the gardai. They asked me if I was sorry then told me to be good from now on and get back to school

    :cool:

    I can't help but notice that you are now located in "hell", so I think the Malteser incident must be the tip of the iceberg.:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Was caught by the mother asking where the sweets came from.
    My second attempt at a OG lifestyle at 10.
    She then marched me up to the shop to apologise and pay for them.
    Didn't go back to the shop for years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Rylan wrote: »
    Mine was when I was about 12 and in the local shop. Was shoving a brunch icecream in my jacket

    Was cought robbing a brunch too.
    At an agricultural show, had to give a pound for it instead of the 50p it should have cost!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,259 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    Would you download a brunch?


    damn straight I would.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,694 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    I borrowed a Trocaire box from one pub and went up to the next pub and payed for all my Guinness with coppers for the night.

    I got caught the next day when the 2 publicans talked to each other, got a slap on the wrists from one of the publicans and was barred until I was 18, the other publican gave me a job and a tab which helped fund my under age drinking.

    Haven't borrowed anything since without permission or a very good excuse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 486 ✭✭mooman


    Insurgent wrote: »
    Much better, like someones else's girlfriend.

    You like the sloppy seconds eh:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,085 ✭✭✭Xiney


    When I was a toddler I was every parent's nightmare - I'd wander off on my own the second they weren't watching. My parents even bought a leash for me at one stage, though they maintain they never used it.

    Anyway, this one time we were at a shopping centre and I escaped my captors parents. I found a card store and stole a bunch of mylar balloons, went to a candy store and stuffed my face.


    After what my parents say was around an hour, I wandered over to the security/customer service booth, where they couldn't see me because the booth was too high and I was only three but they could see this big bunch of mylar balloons, so they looked down to see me, my face covered in chocolate, and I asked "is anyone looking for me yet?"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I robbed a girl of her dignity once..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I robbed this penguin once just for shits and giggles


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    KTRIC wrote: »
    I robbed this penguin once just for shits and giggles

    I knew they **** but didn't know they giggled , must get one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Kasabian wrote: »
    I knew they **** but didn't know they giggled , must get one

    Only when they're drunk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    I accidently robbed a chocolate bar once, had it in my head and was buying other stuff and forgot to put it on the counter. Felt awful after that! I was only young though.

    I'd never risk shoplifting because knowing my luck I'd be caught and thrown in jail:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Only when they're drunk

    That's just the girl penguins , seems to be a trait shared with females of the human species.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    I walked out of a shop after buying a big bag of Malteasers......the security guard stopped me and said I stole them. I professed my innocence , so he asked for the reciept........


    WHAT 10 YEAR OLD KEEPS THE RECIEPT?!?!?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,305 ✭✭✭Chuchoter


    I was three and took a musical windmill from the bunratty castle giftshop. My dad caught me. Oh the shame!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,033 ✭✭✭thebullkf


    Apanachi wrote: »
    A friend of mine (and yes, it really was a friend on mine, not me!!!) got caught stealing a box of tampons, police were called in and she had to go to court - was a very embarrassing experience for her...


    true story?

    no strings attached.....?:pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    I've never tasted someone elses girlfriend but I'll keep it in mind.

    Do


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭smokie2008


    stovelid wrote: »
    hahahahahahahahahaha that was just too funny, didnt know what to expect:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi


    thebullkf wrote: »
    true story?

    no strings attached.....?:pac:

    True story, (it was in Germany, you wouldn't get brought to court for something that in Ireland though, or would you?)

    There was quite a few blue strings attached though


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