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what job would you give seanie to help him along?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 360 ✭✭greenmachine88


    he should have a job, in prison


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Street chewing gum scraper.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Ass wipe. He seems qualified.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    with Seanie Fitzpatrick about to be declared bankrupt, and with only his wife's pension to live off (altogether, one big collective AAWWWWW), what job would you give him to help him scrape some money together for a golfing holiday in marbella??

    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/anglo-to-tell-creditors-of-fitzpatricks-financial-ruin-2248446.html

    how about mary harney's personal body washer? bare hands only.

    give the man a hammer and chisel for that job.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    Elephant-job-worst2.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,939 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    Elephant-job-worst2.jpg

    how did they get a seat in the dail that big enough?!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Give him a blow job - that'll learn him.


    Oh, wait... that's not right, is it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Lindsay Lohans prison bitch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭nachoman


    I saw him the other day, For someone whos bankrupt he sure seemed in a jolly mood chatting and laughing on his phone walking down trinity street looking bronzed from his latest getaway in the sun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    The chair of a quango should do....







    ...the job to break over is face.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Lindsay Lohans prison bitch

    That's be a tough one! Heard she has a hefty cock on her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 486 ✭✭mooman


    Minister for finance surely


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 476 ✭✭christ on a bike!


    I have an itch on my ass that needs scracthing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭alan4cult


    Dog Food Tester


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭CiaranMT


    He should be given the job as liaison officer between the HSE and the Disability Services who've had their funding cut. Might introduce him to something resembling reality.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    A pickpocket...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭Jibbs


    Chairman of gay pride, in Saudi Arabia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭SarahBeep!


    To be the community liason officer between the Gardaí and the fine place I call home....Limerick City!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    alan4cult wrote: »
    Dog Food Tester


    dog foods alot nicer then it looks :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    Either a principle in an all girls school in the South of Afghanistan, or a delivery driver for Domino's pizza.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    I don't think he needs a job - he has enough money stored away somewhere in an account he hasn't declared...and besides, why give him another job to waste when a decent, hardworking person needs it instead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 709 ✭✭✭ClutchIt


    One of the cadavers on the medical show with the doctor in the cowboy hat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    A Small acting role in The Bill as a shoplifter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Suicide bomber in Iraq.

    After 15 missions he could retire with a sheit pension.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Pdfile wrote: »
    dog foods alot nicer then it looks :)

    This is true, as anyone who's been to McDonalds will attest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    He can empty and clean every toilet in oxegen by hand


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭qwytre


    1) he can be the replacement for the goat at the Puck Fair
    2) the cheese used in the Coopers Hill Cheese rolling race
    3) An elf at Christmas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    Give him the most demeaning,lowest of the low paid job in society and a mobile phone that can only recieve one way calls from the Bank and have them ring him countless times telling him that they have not yet recieved him last payment that is out standing on his loan...


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,754 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    a TD in the dail;)

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Tora Bora


    He should be stripped of all his assets and income. House(s) sold and he should be given a council flat in the most deprived drug ridden estate in the country, and told SURVIVE or ...... whatever :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    Tora Bora wrote: »
    He should be stripped of all his assets and income. House(s) sold and he should be given a council flat in the most deprived drug ridden estate in the country, and told SURVIVE or ...... whatever :cool:

    I couldnt see Seanie moving down to Limerick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    he should have a job, in prison

    He could be the "dropped soap in the shower picker-upper".


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