I want to become a cyberbully

donfers

It's been an ambition of mine for a while to bully people online, I am far too nice to do it in the real world but I feel no reluctance to unleash my virtual rage upon faceless boardsie goons.....advice needed please on becoming a successful cyberbully

alwaysadub

Be mean.

recylingbin

STFU NOOB!

Max Power1

this guy -> :rolleyes:

prinz

You start off by slagging off the language they use....

Oh no wait, you can skip on to 'How to be a cyber-bully Step 2'.

chin_grin

http://www.ehow.com/how_2064125_become-internet-troll.html

:rolleyes:

Hank_Jones

Yeah...whatever.

genericguy

stick around here, there's about 5 or 6 people that if you disagree with them you'll get called a bully/troll/banned.

Eddie Ere

"Pics or GTFO"

Biggins

donfers wrote: »

It's been an ambition of mine for a while to bully people online, I am far too nice to do it in the real world but I feel no reluctance to unleash my virtual rage upon faceless boardsie goons.....advice needed please on becoming a successful cyberbully

Hate Jedward and have a go at anyone that says they are not the worst thing on Earth?

Max Power1

Eddie Ere wrote: »

"Pics or GTFO"

syklops

donfers wrote: »

Syklops your such a gombeen, and your so ugly, and your girlfirend is unfulfilled, and I had your Ma last night

:mad: I think you have succeeded.:(

Morlar

Max Power1 wrote: »

this guy -> :rolleyes:

That's 'troll-ie' you want this guy:mad: 'bald sunburnt skinhead'

Hasmunch

Stop whinging... start bullying

donfers

"shut up you pack of gays"

Am I succeeding?

Chiorino

Have a quick peek at the Thunderdome. If that doesn't give you some tips nothing will.

Morlar

Type like christian bale in 'baleout', that's some quality bullying right there.

Handsome Bob

donfers wrote: »

It's been an ambition of mine for a while to bully people online, I am far too nice to do it in the real world but I feel no reluctance to unleash my virtual rage upon faceless boardsie goons.....advice needed please on becoming a successful cyberbully

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm288/c_mikah_cring/e-thug.jpg

meditraitor

aparantly the AMP (whatever the feck that is)test is your first call...;)

Zulu

Adapt your posting style to the following, add more use of the word "hyperbole" & "clap-trap" & doggedly demand proof:

donfers wrote: »

It's been an ambition of mine for a while

:rolleyes: Do you always use such hyperbole.

I am far too nice to do it in the real world

According to you! Lets face it thats just pure subjective clap-trap. Care to provide ANY proof?

but I feel no reluctance

apparently not

upon faceless boardsie goons.....

people have faces, can to provide any proof to the contrary, or are we just to take your assertions as facts?

Dilynnio

Biggins wrote: »

Hate Jedward and have a go at anyone that says they are not the worst thing on Earth?

Biggins................you are just jealous because they are like soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo talented.

Trashbat

Best way to Cyber bully is to make obscure, meaningless statements that imply you're "in" with all the important forum people. Word like noob help. Referring to the charter, ragardless of whether or not you've read it, and basically treading the line of back seat modding help greatly. Basically like real life bullying, you need to make your target feel more on the outside than you.

That, or just reference 4chan and encourage people to kill themselves. also works.

syklops

donfers wrote: »

"shut up you pack of gays"

Am I succeeding?

Post reported.

laugh

You could be original and joke about Mary Harneys weight.

Biggins

Dilynnio wrote: »

Biggins................you are just jealous because they are like soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo talented.

Absolutely. :pac:

CrazyRabbit

donfers wrote: »

It's been an ambition of mine for a while to bully people online, I am far too nice to do it in the real world but I feel no reluctance to unleash my virtual rage upon faceless boardsie goons.....advice needed please on becoming a successful cyberbully

Why the hell would you want to be a mod? It's completely unpaid work, with long hours, no appreciation & terrible benefits.

Dear mods....:P

bonerm

Morlar wrote: »

Type like christian bale in 'baleout', that's some quality bullying right there.

You’re a nice guy Morlar, you’re a nice guy, but advice like that won’t fukking cut it when you’re bullying and fukking with people online.”

Gummy Panda

Tell them that their pooper is discoloured and stained

starbelgrade

donfers wrote: »

It's been an ambition of mine for a while to bully people online, I am far too nice to do it in the real world but I feel no reluctance to unleash my virtual rage upon faceless boardsie goons.....advice needed please on becoming a successful cyberbully

I've just been reading your post history - mainly the threads that you've started;

"What country has the most sexually liberated women"
"Dubin vs Rest of Ireland"
"Do you ever get angry/upset/wound up by what is posted on Boards"
"Do knackers know they are knackers"

From the sounds of things, I wouldn't be surprised if you did become a cyberbully as it would appear that you have an enormous chip on your shoulder.

TheZohanS

Anytime someone makes a point in debate just quote them and post:

Wrong!

Don't argue your point at all, just leave it at that.

Morlar

bonerm wrote: »

You’re a nice guy Morlar, you’re a nice guy, but advice like that won’t fukking cut it when you’re bullying and fukking with people online.”

What don't you fcuking understand ?? ? ? Seriously man you and me were done man.


I aint comin on this set if this guy's still here.

Just troll people till they're pissed off and you're not.

entropi

meditraitor wrote: »

aparantly the AMP (whatever the feck that is)test is your first call...;)

Oh that's a long held tradition around here...first person to post in an Amp test is given powers to mod a forum...can bully all you want then! Muahahahahaha;) If you see it, be sure to get first!

OP, start with The Thunderdome, move to /b/ on 4Chan for the heavy stuff and view proper troll masters in action, then when you come back to AH you'll be the a$$hole bully you always wanted to be:D


Btw you suck at this!

donfers

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've just been reading your post history - mainly the threads that you've started;

"What country has the most sexually liberated women"
"Dubin vs Rest of Ireland"
"Do you ever get angry/upset/wound up by what is posted on Boards"
"Do knackers know they are knackers"

From the sounds of things, I wouldn't be surprised if you did become a cyberbully as it would appear that you have an enormous chip on your shoulder.

whereas it seems you'll be content with cyberstalker status...each to their own

Gummy Panda

TheZohan wrote: »

Anytime someone makes a point in debate just quote them and post:



Don't argue your point at all, just leave it at that.

No no!

You dont post wrong. You post FAIL. Has to be in caps as well

donfers

I'm already well on my way to cyberbully status...I have completed step 1 already which is of course stockpiling quite a formidable quantity of facepalm gifs

TheZohanS

Gummy Panda wrote: »

No no!

You dont post wrong. You post FAIL. Has to be in caps as well

Wrong!

donfers

donfers wrote: »

I'm already well on my way to cyberbully status...I have completed step 1 already which is of course stockpiling quite a formidable quantity of facepalm gifs

Facking noob.
Ascii facepalm ftw.

derfderf

Take a trip to the politics forum and search for anyone posting anything slightly positive about Fine Fail. Relentlessly attack that post even if they take it back or claim you misunderstood them.
And, like all good bullies, you'll have plenty of people backing you up.
That will give you a taste for it.
Also blackmailing people with naked pictures of them that you swore you deleted works well (so i'm told....)

donfers

Deleted User wrote: »

Facking noob.
Ascii facepalm ftw.

have some of this!

Einhard

*Hands over his cyber lunch money to donfers*

caseyann

You are already top bully

donfers

donfers wrote: »

have some of this!

Lol :pac: