Moments that make you go "EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW"

Hersheys

So even though I'm rather disturbed by this and should post in PI, I'm not gonna let this golden moment pass without letting the good folk of AH have a giggle - and hopefully share their moments and make me feel not so bad!

Anyways, am back living at home for a few weeks for work and I got home last night and immediately wanted to change out of my work clothes and into the lounge clothes - y'no, comfort over style.

So I shout into the kitchen "Hiya Mam, just getting changed"

No answer.

Up the stairs I go and into my (old) room and there's my mam, on my bed, hand down her trousers.

I am so incredibly grossed out about this

But in a way it's kinda funny - is it not normally meant to be the other way around with her catching me with my hands in MY pants???

fakeaccent

:eek: Jesus! I'd never get over the sight of that.

Dravokivich

Do you... still use that bed?

Lando Griffin

Maybe she lost your marbels.

wyndham

Yer ma!!

Pics or gtfo!

Hersheys

Dravokivich wrote: »

Do you... still use that bed?

I didn't sleep too well in it last night. Apart from anything else when I pulled back the cover there was a massive spider!

B0X

This is a simple misunderstanding, Mother's keep their most precious possessions in a secret pocket down there... a crusty, fish smelling pocket :eek:

easyeason3

Hersheys wrote: »

I didn't sleep too well in it last night. Apart from anything else when I pulled back the cover there was a massive spider!

Sure that just proves she doesn't do it often if a spider came out of her knickers.
Keep an eye out for bats & cobwebs while you're at it.

Poor Uncle Tom

Hersheys wrote: »

I didn't sleep too well in it last night. Apart from anything else when I pulled back the cover there was a massive spider!

I think Marianne Faithfull sang it best......"she's got cobwebs up her fanny, and I believe in giving to the poor"

MitchKoobski

You know she's gonna be making the dinner with those hands, and no matter how much she washes them you're still gonna know where they were.
Good luck eating a mammy's dinner in comfort ever again.

bonerm

On the bus yesterday (as I queued to alight) I saw the woman directly in front of me sneeze into her hand and then 1/2 a second later reach for the aluminium pole with her now snot-covered hand.

I made sure to bypass that particular pole as I alighted the bus.

fakearms123

its sounds like your mother fancies you and when she was in your bed flickin the bean off herself she was imagining you ploughing her fishy clam!

Archeron

Waking up in a tent in campsite in Wexford with a banging hangover covered in about 100 centipedes. Little feckers were INSIDE the sleeping bag.

Ewwww.

Gone Drinking

Pictures of your mam please..

Pdfile

my cousin did a fat girl and get a tossed off by a tranny one night...


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

fakearms123

fakearms123 wrote: »

its sounds like your mother fancies you and when she was in your bed flickin the bean off herself she was imagining you ploughing her fishy clam!

this man here knows what he's talking about!

easyeason3

fakearms123 wrote: »

this man here knows what he's talking about!

Why did you just quote your own quote?

fakearms123

easyeason3 wrote: »

Why did you just quote your own quote?

because im a renegade!

thebigbiffo

Hersheys wrote: »

So even though I'm rather disturbed by this and should post in PI, I'm not gonna let this golden moment pass without letting the good folk of AH have a giggle - and hopefully share their moments and make me feel not so bad!

Anyways, am back living at home for a few weeks for work and I got home last night and immediately wanted to change out of my work clothes and into the lounge clothes - y'no, comfort over style.

So I shout into the kitchen "Hiya Mam, just getting changed"

No answer.

Up the stairs I go and into my (old) room and there's my mam, on my bed, hand down her trousers.

I am so incredibly grossed out about this

But in a way it's kinda funny - is it not normally meant to be the other way around with her catching me with my hands in MY pants???

this is one of the most disturbing things i've ever read. for a moment it made me picture myself in that senario and my head almost caved in with pure shame.

i have nothing to post in terms of an eewwww moment that would ever come close to this

kfallon

Please tell me your ma is a milf.....and not a Bella Emberg impersonator :eek:

Hersheys

My ma is defo not a milf

Standard Toaster

Hersheys wrote: »

Up the stairs I go and into my (old) room and there's my mam, on my bed, hand down her trousers.

Who's hand was it?

Was it uncle Bilbo again??

bonerm

Hersheys wrote: »

My ma is defo not a milf

We'll be the judge of that.

Hersheys

bonerm wrote: »

We'll be the judge of that.

Think Roseanne, but more rotten.

kfallon

Hersheys wrote: »

My ma is defo not a milf

That's my 'pedal' later on ruined

petes

fakearms123 wrote: »

because im a renegade!

You just reminded me of that show Renegade from the 90's. Haven't seen that in years.

fakearms123

Hersheys wrote: »

My ma is defo not a milf

well that just ruins my image of your ma flickin her minstrel, this is what I had initially pictured your mother to look like

http://news.makemeheal.com/images/mary-steenburgen-plastic-surgery-2.jpg

this has been replaced by this

http://www.peoplequiz.com/images/bios/kathy.bates.jpg-3520.jpg

thanks!

Bolag_the_2nd

Get over it OP, so your ma whacks one off every now and then, so what, dont you????
I hate the mind set that ma's dont have sex, we do, and we love it, the older we get the better it is.

Tbo, id be more affected by the Spider

W.Shakes-Beer

kippers for breakfast so.

Gummy Panda

Why did she use your room though?

Maybe she was trying out a danger flick

fakearms123

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

I hate the mind set that ma's dont have sex, we do, and we love it, the older we get the better it is.

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

bonerm

Hersheys wrote: »

Think Roseanne, but more rotten.

I already was.

I'd pictured a big heffer with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Hersheys

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

Get over it OP, so your ma whacks one off every now and then, so what, dont you????
I hate the mind set that ma's dont have sex, we do, and we love it, the older we get the better it is.

Tbo, id be more affected by the Spider

It's not the fact that she did/does it, its the fact that it was on my bed. I don't go pulling the box off myself on her bed, I think I should be granted the same respect.

easyeason3

Hersheys wrote: »

It's not the fact that she did/does it, its the fact that it was on my bed. I don't go pulling the box off myself on her bed, I think I should be granted the same respect.

Maybe it's payback for ruining her box forever the day you were born?

Hersheys

easyeason3 wrote: »

Maybe it's payback for ruining her box forever the day you were born?

Probably.

But still. Rotten.

Fizman

See....this is what happens when women are allowed out of the kitchen. They have no self control, even to the point where they tear into themselves on their sons bed.

/shakes head

Wazdakka

I think the answer to this is obvious OP..

Go and play with yourself on her bed..
Bonus points if you can cum somewhere that she won't find for a few days.

alwaysadub

It's obvious that she did it on your bed in the hope you'd come in and finish the job for her.

What happened after btw? Did she finish herself off before leaving?

azezil

Hersheys wrote: »

It's not the fact that she did/does it, its the fact that it was on my bed. I don't go pulling the box off myself on her bed, I think I should be granted the same respect.

Perhaps you should, seems only fair.

Bolag_the_2nd

Hersheys wrote: »

It's not the fact that she did/does it, its the fact that it was on my bed. I don't go pulling the box off myself on her bed, I think I should be granted the same respect.

I hate to pull the Mammy card, but, its not your bed, or your room, its a space your mam allows you use,

Anyways you'll live its not like you walked in to find her humping the milkman

kfallon

I love the way nobody has posted anything to rival this, it can't be beaten in the 'ewwwwww' stakes

Hersheys

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

I hate to pull the Mammy card, but, its not your bed, or your room, its a space your mam allows you use,

Anyways you'll live its not like you walked in to find her humping the milkman

Not exactly, it's not her bed either - it belongs to my Grandad who we live with.

And when she saw me come in she said

"Oh hi Hersheys, I wasn't expecting you home so early. I was making your bed and just wanted to lie down for a while"

She didn't mention the fact that she still had her hands down her pants. I went to pee and when I got back she was gone...

easyeason3

Hersheys wrote: »

Not exactly, it's not her bed either - it belongs to my Grandad who we live with.

And when she saw me come in she said

"Oh hi Hersheys, I wasn't expecting you home so early. I was making your bed and just wanted to lie down for a while"

She didn't mention the fact that she still had her hands down her pants. I went to pee and when I got back she was gone...

And the plot thickens.
So do you think she might have been thinking of Grandaddy?

MitchKoobski

Saw a kid legging it around a beach a few years ago, before he stopped, stared off into the distance and looked like he was concentrating.
Yep. He sh1t himself.
This would normally be "aahhhh eeeewww that aint right", until his mother storms over to him shouting at him "Why did you do that!?". She then reached into his shorts, took out a lump of it and held it in front of his face shouting "Why did you do this!? We dont do that!?". The kid was in shock and quickly ran back to the family, but she just threw it on the ground, rinsed her hand in a pool and walked off.


Oh yeah, EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Bolag_the_2nd

Hersheys wrote: »

Not exactly, it's not her bed either - it belongs to my Grandad who we live with.

And when she saw me come in she said

"Oh hi Hersheys, I wasn't expecting you home so early. I was making your bed and just wanted to lie down for a while"

She didn't mention the fact that she still had her hands down her pants. I went to pee and when I got back she was gone...

I actually lol'd at that.:D

phill106

easyeason3 wrote: »

Why did you just quote your own quote?

because he has 2 accounts, and he forgot to switch over. He does that sometimes.....

Pittens

because he has 2 accounts, and he forgot to switch over. He does that sometimes.....

Lol. Does he thank, or reference himself often?

fakearms123

Pittens wrote: »

Lol. Does he thank, or reference himself often?

you can't thank yourself... i tried

phill106

fakearms123 wrote: »

well that just ruins my image of your ma flickin her minstrel, this is what I had initially pictured your mother to look like

http://news.makemeheal.com/images/mary-steenburgen-plastic-surgery-2.jpg

this has been replaced by this

http://www.peoplequiz.com/images/bios/kathy.bates.jpg-3520.jpg

thanks!

For the second one, did you picture her as abraham lincoln, or george washingtion? Babe ruth? Elizabeth hurley? (was that her on the right?)

fakearms123

phill106 wrote: »

For the second one, did you picture her as abraham lincoln, or george washingtion? Babe ruth? Elizabeth hurley? (was that her on the right?)

Where did the picture of Kathy Bates go?? that was a picture of kathy bates like an hour ago!! Weird!

Let me re-do this hilarious post again! it's below
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VVVV

bonerm

phill106 wrote: »

For the second one, did you picture her as abraham lincoln, or george washingtion? Babe ruth? Elizabeth hurley? (was that her on the right?)

That's Jackie O (as in Ooooh, wiggle that big ol pink moneymaker - on the Zapruder film).