What if.........

Brendog

Ok so i get into work after being out to a club the night before. My head is spinning and I'm seriously hung over and in dire need of a coffee.

so I go up to the tea room and put a pot on because I just can't start my day without a cup. I hit the "ON" button...and what do you think happens??

A Zombie. Hes walking slowly towards me. about 10 feet from me and the coffee pot takes 2 mins to fill up.

The nearest weapons at my disposal are my fragile coffee mug and a towel.

There are no knifes or forks due to health and safety issues. THANK YOU HUMAN RESOURCES!!!

What do you recommend I do?

GavRedKing

2 choices in me eyes.....

1) Throw towel at Z's face and try dodge him, barricade the Z inside room and deal with later.

2) Reach for coffee mug and bash the Z around the head, try and avoid getting any closer then you should.

Also, if anything can sneak up on you to within 10 feet before you realise its there your screwed OP, sorry.

Kiith

Wrap the towel around your hand (minor bite protection), and hold the kettle in the other, then force yourself past him. Then get the hell out of there.

Zombienosh

lay off the absinthe

the_syco

Brendog wrote: »

A Zombie. Hes walking slowly towards me. about 10 feet from me and the coffee pot takes 2 mins to fill up.

You're in work. How many other people are now zombies? Grab the kettle, mug, coffee, and run. Get into a safer place, and then make the coffee.

ScumLord

Brendog wrote: »

Ok so i get into work after being out to a club the night before. My head is spinning and I'm seriously hung over and in dire need of a coffee.

so I go up to the tea room and put a pot on because I just can't start my day without a cup. I hit the "ON" button...and what do you think happens??

A Zombie.

Press the "OFF" button.

Brendog

AlcoholicA wrote: »

lay off the absinthe

ah its ok I killed him with a towel soaked in boiling water and whipped his eyes, then curb-stomped him.

But now I've gone back to the office and all my collegues are slowly walking towards me trying to kill me. I only have 3 things i could use....A Pencil, A Telephone and this winchester rifle on the wall...but its not mine and it would be rude to use it without asking

what should I do?

daz801

seen as the owner of the rifle is probably already a z i suggest you use it.................. but why would it be loaded??? Alternitevly you could use it as a club

If its not a wireless phone, detach the wire from the main phone, then use it as a mace like weapon using the reciever to hit those zombies upside the head.

You could use the pencil to stab the z but you risk getting very close.

Or being inventive and using all three, you could use the wire from the phone to tie the pencil to the end if the rifle and use it as a pike like weapon.

i would go for option 4 if the rifle was not loaded.

Brendog

daz801 wrote: »

seen as the owner of the rifle is probably already a z i suggest you use it.................. but why would it be loaded???.

Because EVERY woman loves a "Loaded gun" haha WAYHEY!!!

Ginja Ninja

at the the machine: Kick him square in the chest/legs if you can't swing high,put him down and jump straight over.You should have the office surveyed by the time the tea is ready and then it's time for some Zombie biscuits


In the office,grab the rifle and go sean of the dead[don't stop me NOW!] on those in your way as you run for home/supplies

DakotaYoda

Umm...... leave perhaps??? Just a thought.

.SONIC.

Brendog wrote: »

ah its ok I killed him with a towel soaked in boiling water and whipped his eyes, then curb-stomped him.

But now I've gone back to the office and all my collegues are slowly walking towards me trying to kill me. I only have 3 things i could use....A Pencil, A Telephone and this winchester rifle on the wall...but its not mine and it would be rude to use it without asking

what should I do?

what kind of office do you work in??

and theres obviously not a loaded rifle on the wall, think health and safety people!