The NeoKubrick Thread

Sisko

So he has a chance to answer my question with out fear of the banhammer:

NeoKubrick wrote: »

True, it's not often you see someone asking for feedback on his definition of a scrub at parties. Your parties and shindigs probably differ from everybody's:

Ponce: "Great party, Doom-boy, bravo!"

Nutter: "Bravo indeed"

Doom: "Nut, a superlative if you will?"

Nutter: "A superlative?! Very well. This is the best party I've ever attended by using public transport"

Doom: "More wine for my distinguished guests, Placebo!"

Ponce: "Polish?"

Doom: "Maybe later"

Ponce: "No, is your servant Polish?"

Doom: "No, he just looks Polish"

Chunkis: "I hath arrived"

Doom: "Welcome Chunky, you're three hours late. Should I even invite you next time?"

Chunkis: "Do or do not. I'll still spoof my way in and-"

Doom: "What's all that ruckus?"

Ponce: "It's coming from outside"

Doom: "I moved here to avoid seeing the rabble of the general population"

Nutter: "Looks like two drunks fighting"

Doom: "I think it'd be fair to say that they took Street Fighter too literally"

Nutter: "Ho ho"

Ponce: "Astounding witticism, Doom-boy"

Doom: "Although, I'd say that's an avenue not a street. It raises the property values"

Chunkis: "One looks drunker than the other"

Doom: "I think it'd be fair to say that as a result he has FRAME advantage"

Nutter: "I don't get it?"

Ponce: "Jolly poor show!"

Doom: "Er, erm, hey Azza if you were down there you'd be dictating like a dictator!"

Nutter: "Ha ha stop or I'll crack the work done on my cheek"

Ponce: "Those dictator Azza jokes zing more than Dunphy on a Saturday night out in Lillies! Bra-vo"

Chunkis: "Alright, who wants to go to the off-license?"

Azza: "I can't"

Liquidswords: "I'll-"

Azza: "Second thought..."

Doom: "Chunky, climb down from that ceiling"

K.O.Kiki wrote: »

I... um... whatamireading.jpg

animaX wrote: »

I take it NeoKubrick and Doom know each other well?! Otherwise, wwhhaaaatttt?!

ayjayirl wrote: »

not that I am aware... but he could, either way, its either genius or just dim.....


Beno?

Doctor DooM wrote: »

Don't know him from adam, or where the vitriol is coming from.


Anyway tis a silly post, i'd never invite azza to one of my wine tasting parties.

Ken B wrote: »

Erm...you spelt off-licence wrong.


On a side note:

My review for Barry Lyndon(1974): Barry Lyndon rocks so hard!!!:D;):p:)

Disagree with me...

Sisko wrote: »

No, he doesn't know anyone as far as I know. He just reads the forums and makes an odd post like that once every couple of months.

Neo, do you even play fighting games?

NeoKubrick wrote: »

That's the last time I bank on the majority of posters here having a sense of humour or piss-take.

It was just taking the piss out of your "strawman" comment. If you inferred any vitriol, you really need to lighten up.

Barry Lyndon does rock, Ken B.

animaX wrote: »

man, we don't know you enough to know your sense of humour!

Sisko wrote: »

I noticed you ignored my question.

Don't get me wrong neo, your post to misty was helpful and you gave some good advice on some tools for direct recording in that other thread.

Just honestly wondering as you seem to read the forums a lot , if you actually play the game? If so you should post your tag and get some games in with us, or come to some of our events and stuff like?

And Doom was just making a joke is all.

Ramza wrote: »

Ken B wrote: »

It's perhaps my favourite film(definitely in my top ten, at any rate).

Sisko wrote: »

You know ramza, I saw 'No country for old men' a few weeks back for the 1st time.

The conversation that takes place during that freeze frame of that pic there has resulted in that image losing all meaning for me.

Fucked up film.

So let us continue

A-Trak

Sisko

Lo fuckin' L!!!



I love how he puts sunglasses on his sunglasses

Owwmykneecap

Xzibit designed them so he could wear his sunglasses when he was wearing his sunglasses. dawg.


Also I'm 12 and what is this?

Sisko

Its the NeoKubrick thread. Its kinda like a TV show but in thread format. Starring NeoKubrick.

Its filled with CSI references and discussion of 'No country for old men' and other such goodness.


Speaking of which, have you seen it? Its destroyed that amusing 'implied face palm' image for me.

He's not implying any face palms in that scene I can tell yea.

Owwmykneecap

I walked in on my flatmates watching a downloaded copy of it, caught the last 10 minutes of it while making my tea (it was faijtas) and that kinda killed my desire to watch the rest of it.

Then we went to the pub and I felt sick because i ate too many tasty tasty faijtas which were expanding in my stomach and causing me a great pain. but it was worth it.

K.O.Kiki

Yesterday I ate 2 and a half tubs of ice cream.

I'm totally not pregnant.

Dunjohn

Neokubrick: You couldn't possibly have expected us to have a sense of humour here. Placebo and K.O.Kiki described Elena as a B-list, second-rate Chun Li wannabe down on the DLC thread and I'm still speechless with rage. This place is deadly serious.

Doctor DooM

Yeah this thread is wanderingly dangerously close to picking on a poster territory guys.

If NeoKubrick wants to address these points he can pm me and I will reopen the thread.