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Porridge = farting. Anyone know a cure?

  • 04-07-2010 4:19pm
    #1
    worded
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    I find Im Mr Farty pants after porridge

    Any know a cure? Mix it with some other food?


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  • #2
    Raam
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    What's the problem here?


  • #3
    worded
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    Raam wrote: »
    What's the problem here?

    Porridge is a good food but I get very farty after it is all.

    Wondering is it just me?
    Is there a cure? - i.e mix it with some other food?


  • #4
    IM0
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    butt plugs are good


  • #5
    ednwireland
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    dont eat porridge ? or cook it for longer ?

    My weather

    https://www.ecowitt.net/home/share?authorize=96CT1F



  • #6
    RobFowl
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    Drink an actimel or other Bio-yoghurt afterwards and this should help.


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  • #7
    Gavin
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    Do you put milk in it ?


  • #8
    Moflojo
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    worded wrote: »
    I find Im Mr Farty pants after porridge

    Any know a cure? Mix it with some other food?

    Cure? That would suggest that you're suffering from an ailment of some kind?

    Flatulence post-porridge is one of the most natural things in the world, why fight it? If you didn't fart after eating porridge then I would suggest that you're in need of some medical advice.


  • #9
    DualFrontDiscs
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    Gavin wrote: »
    Do you put milk in it ?
    Soya milk FTW.


  • #10
    DirkVoodoo
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    Best way to drop people, some might call it chemical warfare or performance enhancing.


  • #11
    copacetic
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    DirkVoodoo wrote: »
    Best way to drop people, some might call it chemical warfare or performance enhancing.

    I'm not sure, this advice may be even better:
    me@ucd wrote: »
    butt plugs are good

    You may actually be able to hit the drops and fire reverse guns.


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  • #12
    jwshooter
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    me@ucd wrote: »
    butt plugs are good

    you had the link for that a little to fast


  • #13
    Drapper
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    lad you need a serious case of HTFU!

    maybe consider Yoga?


  • #14
    worded
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    Drapper wrote: »
    lad you need a serious case of HTFU!


    maybe consider Yoga?


    HTFU! - Hurry The Fart Up?


    maybe consider Yoga? - Will do.


  • #15
    worded
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    ednwireland wrote: »
    dont eat porridge ? or cook it for longer ?

    cook it for longer - good idea. Obvious but didnt think of that.


  • #16
    worded
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    Moflojo wrote: »
    Cure? That would suggest that you're suffering from an ailment of some kind?

    Flatulence post-porridge is one of the most natural things in the world, why fight it? If you didn't fart after eating porridge then I would suggest that you're in need of some medical advice.


    Flatulence, why fight it?
    Porridge is a great food Ive read. I wasn’t planning on farting so much. I don’t normally have a flatulence problem.

    Time line:
    Porridge at 11 am approx.

    Lunch 12:30
    2 PM - On a cycle I had to go out of the saddle several times an hour, there was an unexpected speed gain, very helpful on hills.

    3:30 PM - I was swimming in a lake and I was waiting on dead fish to float to the surface.


  • #17
    worded
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    Im wondering if soaking the porridge overnight would help?


  • #18
    cdaly_
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    Dunno about the farting but it'll taste horrible...


  • #19
    Drapper
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    maybe chew a few ball bearings with the porridge?

    you'd make a really good 18th centrury rifle? make sure your out of the saddle first!


  • #20
    SomeFool
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    cornflakes200.jpg


  • #21
    monkeypants
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    My uncle cycled a lot and he used to refer to farting as "the turbo."

    I would always leave the oats in water overnight. Reduces the cooking time also.


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  • #22
    Peetrik
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    worded wrote: »
    Porridge is a great food Ive read

    Complex carb, perfect for slow energy release and also a pretty good post exercise carb for recovery, only real drawback is its fantastically dull to eat.

    Your body might just need to get used to it. Maybe give it a week

    http://www.heptune.com/farts.html


  • #23
    worded
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    Peetrik wrote: »
    Complex carb, perfect for slow energy release and also a pretty good post exercise carb for recovery, only real drawback is its fantastically dull to eat.

    Your body might just need to get used to it. Maybe give it a week

    http://www.heptune.com/farts.html


    Waw, that really is the mother of all fart FAQs
    http://www.heptune.com/farts.html


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