Things That Make You RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

I_AmThe_Walrus

1. Fat heffers with self-confidence: You know the one's that dress up and go out with minimal clothes thinking they're God's gift to men or that they can even compete with the other girls. Loud and obnoxious, fake-tan-wearing, cottage cheese, who actually have opinions, standards and high expectations about what Mr. Right should be when it is our good grace as men of Ireland to allow such evolution of these people's minds by accepting and tolerating this behavior while in another country, they wouldn't leave the house.

*shivers*

alwaysadub

You do know there's a whole forum dedicated to rants..
And raving too, but don't see that happening too much.

Greyfox

So the owl reliable not getting anywhere so I'll grab a fattie didn't work this time

Biggins

Animal cruelty.

Scumbags that think its ok to beat up and degrade girls and women - and other males/females in a bullying, derogatory manner too.

Child abusers.

Insect Overlord

Shite threads at 01:09 on Friday mornings...

The Gibzilla

Viagra, leaves me raaaaaging for hours

davrho

The old age pensioners who deliver "Alive" newspaper.

What bustards!

starbelgrade

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

1. Fat heffers with self-confidence:

Username; I am the Walrus.

Flojo

SLOW.....****ING....WALKERS...... !!!

I_AmThe_Walrus

starbelgrade wrote: »

Username; I am the Walrus.

I assume you're not familiar with The Beatles catalog.

Bob the Seducer

alwaysadub wrote: »

You do know there's a whole forum dedicated to rants..
And raving too, but don't see that happening too much.

That's because they haven't watched this video before going there...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrctMvIWpG0

(it gets going from about 4:34)

starbelgrade

Blokes who can't pull women due to their own inadequacies, then blame everybody but themselves for their failings.

Killer Pigeon

... US government closing down file sharing websites, bástards!

starbelgrade

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

I assume you're not familiar with The Beatles catalog.

I don't live under a rock, you know.

Or a bridge for that matter.

jiltloop

Me thinks the op got turned down by a fat heffer tonight haha.

Superbus

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

I assume you're not familiar with The Beatles catalog.

You're not the walrus.

You're not even the fcukin eggman.

You're nothing.

starbelgrade

jiltloop wrote: »

Me thinks the op got turned down by a fat heffer tonight haha.

Just tonight?

ColmDawson

The continued existence of religion.

starbelgrade

Superbus wrote: »

You're not the walrus.

You're not even the fcukin eggman.

You're nothing.

OMG, I looove that Oasis song.

docdolittle

The only thing that really has ever made me mad in life is Street Fighter.... Bit of Nerd Rage! I'm normally so relaxed I'm nearly comatosed, that game pisses me off so much though... broke a controller before because of it too

I_AmThe_Walrus

Superbus wrote: »

You're not the walrus.

You're not even the fcukin eggman.


You're nothing.

Au contraire.

starbelgrade wrote: »

Just tonight?

You must be obese, this thread is hurting you deeply, emotionally.

Deeper Blue

People who type "should of" instead of "should have"

Flojo

No one else is mentioning slow walkers?? Jesus I'm nearly raging here out of it at the thought of them... *shudders*


Anyone know of any good anger management classes? :pac:

docdolittle

Flojo wrote: »

No one else is mentioning slow walkers?? Jesus I'm nearly raging here out of it at the thought of them... *shudders*


Anyone know of any good anger management classes? :pac:

It's not that hard to walk around them

*Checks this isn't Ranting & Raving*

Yup, you need them anger management classes

jiltloop

SuperEagle wrote: »

People who type "should of" instead of should've

You should of also included should have.

Flojo

docdolittle wrote: »

It's not that hard to walk around them

*Checks this isn't Ranting & Raving*

Yup, you need them anger management classes

Oh I don't mind those people.. but the ones you can't walk about! Like trying to walk up shop street against the tides of annoying tourists walking at 2 miles an hour in both directions.. or those people that take up a tiny footpath, walking side by side have a stupid chat about how to bake bread or whatever while I'm risking my life trying to pass them out on the road without being run over by a lunatic driver...... PHEW

That actually helped

Superbus

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

Au contraire.



You must be obese, this thread is hurting you deeply, emotionally.

You're a fool (on a hill).

starbelgrade

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

You must be obese, this thread is hurting you deeply, emotionally.

No wonder you don't get laid, if that's the best you can come up with.

Benny Lava

When people say "I seen" instead of "I saw".


They sound like hicks.

I_AmThe_Walrus

starbelgrade wrote: »

No wonder you don't get laid, if that's the best you can come up with.

Wow. Just wow.

I'm not trying to "come up" with anything. You're the one throwing childish abuse. I was stating an opinion in relation to your comment. Stop the tantrum. Now run along.

K-9

If you reverse the gender and stereotypes, you just described the average male AH poster.

Superbus

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

Wow. Just wow.

I'm not trying to "come up" with anything. You're the one throwing childish abuse. I was stating an opinion in relation to your comment. Stop the tantrum. Now run along.

In some early Beatle records, the backing vocals consist only of 'trolololol...'.

I'm sure you know that of course. Just thought I'd point it out.

docdolittle

Benny Lava wrote: »

When people say "I seen" instead of "I saw".


They sound like hicks.

Also, you make me RAAAAAAAAAAAGE! :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

Gonna have this stuck in my head again Dam Benny Lava

Benny Lava

docdolittle wrote: »

Also, you make me RAAAAAAAAAAAGE! :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

Gonna have this stuck in my head again Dam Benny Lava

I've had that stuck in my head many times, but I don't mind.

I FOUGHT A BARBER MAN.

starbelgrade

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

Wow. Just wow.

I'm not trying to "come up" with anything. You're the one throwing childish abuse.

Says the man who starts a thread about "fat heiffers". If anyone needs to grow up...

Sinfonia

Flojo wrote: »

SLOW.....****ING....WALKERS...... !!!

This annoys me so, SO much. I tend to walk fairly quickly.

The worst is when a single person walks at a snail's pace in the middle of a footpath, so that you can't walk past them. I don't even know how they manage it.
Shopping centres are interminable, which makes me 'RAAAGE' most days because I work in one.

This also extends to people standing on both sides of escalators.. Almost every other country I've been to has the 'Stand on the right, walk on the left' rule.

In general, the lack of awareness that people show for what is behind them grates on my nerves.

Flojo

Sinfonia wrote: »

This annoys me so, SO much. I tend to walk fairly quickly.

The worst is when a single person walks at a snail's pace in the middle of a footpath, so that you can't walk past them. I don't even know how they manage it.
Shopping centres are interminable, which makes me 'RAAAGE' most days because I work in one.

This also extends to people standing on both sides of escalators.. Almost every other country I've been to has the 'Stand on the right, walk on the left' rule.

In general, the lack of awareness that people show for what is behind them grates on my nerves.

Yeah haha and you feel so rude when saying excuse me...EH excuuuse me! Oh stop same as, I would be on a 15min break trying to leg it to the shop and back through an army of auld wans determined not to go faster than 1 mile an hour.

I_AmThe_Walrus

starbelgrade wrote: »

Says the man who starts a thread about "fat heiffers". If anyone needs to grow up...

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away at most of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

mink_man

i saw a fat sweaty blonde heifer gettin dry humped in the dancefloor up against the wall by a dirty old bald paki in the GPO in Galway......sick.,.

ElaElaElano

I am the walrus is a good aul song from the old days.

Another good aul song from the old days is whole lamotta love, sorry whole lotta love.

Ahem.

/déjávu

Dudess

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

1. Fat heffers with self-confidence: You know the one's that dress up and go out with minimal clothes thinking they're God's gift to men or that they can even compete with the other girls. Loud and obnoxious, fake-tan-wearing, cottage cheese, who actually have opinions, standards and high expectations about what Mr. Right should be when it is our good grace as men of Ireland to allow such evolution of these people's minds by accepting and tolerating this behavior while in another country, they wouldn't leave the house.

*shivers*

mink_man wrote: »

i saw a fat sweaty blonde heifer gettin dry humped in the dancefloor up against the wall by a dirty old bald paki in the GPO in Galway......sick.,.

Eugenics might be a solution. Or a simpler alternative: don't look.

Wolflikeme

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away at most of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Ah you didn't hear it really. And the most insanely idiotic things? You obviously haven't seen, read, or done (definitely not done many chicks) much in life.

Yep, defo got burned by someone you deemed you'd easily have a chance with as you perceive yourself as so much better than them. Ah well. Keep on truckin'...however I wouldn't have much hope for you. Now run along.

fonecrusher1

I like female fatties, they can double as a make-shift couch when they're asleep.

I_AmThe_Walrus

Wolflikeme wrote: »

Ah you didn't hear it really. And the most insanely idiotic things? You obviously haven't seen, read, or done (definitely not done many chicks) much in life.

Yep, defo got burned by someone you deemed you'd easily have a chance with as you perceive yourself as so much better than them. Ah well. Keep on truckin'...however I wouldn't have much hope for you. Now run along.

I see all the fatties are out in their defensive droves tonight. :rolleyes:

xxchloexx

Serious stuff ? Child abusers , animal cruelty , terrorists , racists , homophobes etc...

On a lighter note , Nights with no sex , when i'm watching the football and people think i don't know what's going on just because i'm a girl :mad: , When people dont say please or thank you. People who cannot drive :mad:

I_AmThe_Walrus

docdolittle wrote: »

The only thing that really has ever made me mad in life is Street Fighter.... Bit of Nerd Rage! I'm normally so relaxed I'm nearly comatosed, that game pisses me off so much though... broke a controller before because of it too

I just learned that girls farts smell better than computer games.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my friend farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV one time. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, **** or maybe she **** herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her arse to my face. Now you fvcking listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a damn, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own friends fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a loser Ken while I was batting one out.

docdolittle

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

I just learned that girls farts smell better than computer games.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my friend farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV one time. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, **** or maybe she **** herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her arse to my face. Now you fvcking listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a damn, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own friends fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a loser Ken while I was batting one out.

WTF!?

I regret every second of my post now just because of that response...

xxchloexx

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

I just learned that girls farts smell better than computer games.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my friend farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV one time. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, **** or maybe she **** herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her arse to my face. Now you fvcking listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a damn, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own friends fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a loser Ken while I was batting one out.

Dude seriously WTF?? that's not even funny , its like you sat there thinking of something weird so it would sound funny , or at least i hope you did....

shuvly

Yeah Doc, I had to re read your post when I read that load of sheite and it still made no sense!

shuvly

Must be a little flutter wannabe...

starbelgrade

This Walrus lives under a bridge, methinks.

Should f*cking stay there too, IMO.