Cold Irish Women?

gigolo

Hi. I’m new in town and I went out a couple of times to check out the surroundings and the world known famous Dublin Pub Scene.
It get can get pretty lonely for a southern European guy like me all by himself in a new country, new city, new faces…And I decided to share the following with you:
The looks of the Irish ladies is surprisingly good. Their face looks really charming and some of them are really classy, but I must confess that “down there” they are as cold as the typical Irish weather. In pubs, all they can do is either getting drunk, or when they don’t, they spend their time talking about men with money and vacations in my country and the country next to it. Boring…Why don’t irish women appreciate sex? I mean, I’m not the only one complaining. A guy I work with, from a country next to mine somewhere in southern Europe says exactly the same…”dude, either they drink like 10 pints and then you can’t really get to them, or they just talk about money, luxury and the end of the Irish El Dorado. “ Then he says : “ The problem is that the average irish guy is fat, gets drunk all the time, and looks as pale as a ghost”. “but then again, money talks”.
Well, I don’t know if he’s right, but one thing I know for sure: I would love to get my hands on one of these foxy classy good looking blondies, or redheadies, that I see here every day around st. stephens. My working colleagues are constantly saying that I must get laid a lot “…ah you look much better than the average irish guy so you must be “getting some “regularly.. .
I wish I could work an irish lady like only we can, but their tap is out of water…desert.
I spent a night with a group that must’ve been to the sunbed like 5 times per week, with mini skirts barely covering their *** and all they could do all night was to suck on pints and gossip about other women. TJEEZ!!!
Probably I ended up in the wrong places...
The weirdeist part is watching those same ladies during summer visiting the beaches in my city, red as shrimp in the sun, and shagging every guy they can for 2 weeks. Could it be the 30.º C ?
Yes I know, you can't believe I had the nerv to come to boards.IE and spit it out...basically, it's what everyone thinks and doesn't dare to say..but I ask you, what's wrong with wanting to "provide" great moments to these fine irish beauties? If Irish men don't want it, just get out of the way ...
Thank god I'm so horny all the time, makes me feel GOOD.
I would like to have some mojitos, intelligent conversations, maybe one or another illegal stuff every now and then, go to a museum, read in the park, dance to some latino rythmns and then bite those freckled necks...hmmmm YUMMY!

bronte

Oh great...another Irish women are dreadful thread.

Listen, you're generalizing quite a bit on the old "Irish women don't appreciate sex" for starters...and "Bite those freckled necks"?
WTF? Is this the carraghmore installment of "Twilight"??

Carl Sagan

I love the tags.

Irish Women. Sex. Hot.

My name is URL

Thank god I'm so horny all the time, makes me feel GOOD.
I would like to have some mojitos, intelligent conversations

Yeah, good luck with that

alwaysadub

Maybe you're just sh1te in bed, hence they lie there like a dead fish..

mink_man

eskimo p**** is mighty cold..

gogo

gigolo wrote: »

A guy a work with, from a country next to mine somewhere in southern Europe says exactly the same…

Rofl:D

xsiborg

maybe its the culture clash, but your post confused the hell outta me! i think its perhaps they may just not want to avail of YOUR particular, em, "service", but heres a tip- irish women find modesty attractive, and perhaps you come across as too forward, which may make girls feel uncomfortable? just a thought...

Flojo

Why don’t irish women appreciate sex?

We do.. just most of us aren't sluts. :rolleyes:

gigolo

bronte wrote: »

Oh great...another Irish women are dreadful thread.

Listen, you're generalizing quite a bit on the old "Irish women don't appreciate sex" for starters...and "Bite those freckled necks"?
WTF? Is this the carraghmore installment of "Twilight"??

Dude? What's wrong with you? I said they look awesome in the first place, then balanced with something negative ok..but hey, this is 2011..internet...!?thread...!' Freedom of speech? and of having an opinion? you don't like it, don't read it, but if it was dreadful, why would I say I would love to get my hands in one of those beautiful ladies? Did you at leat bother to read, or just to bitch as soon as you read the title?

And BTW, biting a neck is horny and it feels good (for both), which means, after reading your reply, that you're ....irish?

Funky Kingston

Maybe they just think you're a total sleeze OP ?? ever think of that ?? i guess the gingers should be grateful of a bit of attention from you all the same:rolleyes:

BumbleB

An Irish girl would be very lucky to get a guy like you.

xzanti

What's with the large font?

Reminds me of when people shout because there's a language barrier.. makes no sense..

stovelid

gigolo wrote: »

It get can get pretty lonely for a southern European guy like me

Stop pinching their arses, for s start.

And wear socks.

Abrasax

For fucks sake, Jake.

Kiera

I missed you, Jakey x x x

Duggy747

mink_man wrote: »

eskimo p**** is mighty cold..

Mmm, good!
Feels good!
Is good!
Real good!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!

gigolo

xsiborg wrote: »

maybe its the culture clash, but your post confused the hell outta me! i think its perhaps they may just not want to avail of YOUR particular, em, "service", but heres a tip- irish women find modesty attractive, and perhaps you come across as too forward, which may make girls feel uncomfortable? just a thought...

Good stuff...I mean, I'm not drewling around but that's a good piece of advice.

Dennis the Stone

Maybe they don't like gigolos.

keithg89

gigolo wrote: »

Dude? What's wrong with you? I said they look awesome in the first place, then balanced with something negative ok..but hey, this is 2011..internet...!?thread...!' Freedom of speech? and of having an opinion? you don't like it, don't read it, but if it was dreadful, why would I say I would love to get my hands in one of those beautiful ladies? Did you at leat bother to read, or just to bitch as soon as you read the title?

And BTW, biting a neck is horny and it feels good (for both), which means, after reading your reply, that you're ....irish?

Wrong year man, your time machine is broke.

Dyr

I think this explains the situation OP:

http://www.overheardindublin.com/story.php?id=832

bronte

gigolo wrote: »

Dude? What's wrong with you? I said they look awesome in the first place, then balanced with something negative ok..but hey, this is 2011..internet...!?thread...!' Freedom of speech? and of having an opinion? you don't like it, don't read it, but if it was dreadful, why would I say I would love to get my hands in one of those beautiful ladies? Did you at leat bother to read, or just to bitch as soon as you read the title?

And BTW, biting a neck is horny and it feels good (for both), which means, after reading your reply, that you're ....irish?

:pac:

Subtle you ain't.

Unique User Name

Jesus christ dude if you're going to pretend to be someone from southern Europe then try not using colloquialisms that they very definitely wouldn't especially if they're "new to the country" :rolleyes:

gigolo

gigolo wrote: »

hey, this is 2011..internet...?

ah, see now there's your problem

You're getting ahead of yourself

gigolo

Flojo wrote: »

We do.. just most of us aren't sluts. :rolleyes:

Indeed, and appreciated.

Pity they so often pretend to be and actually look like that..

Jaxxy

gigolo wrote: »

Dude? What's wrong with you? I said they look awesome in the first place, then balanced with something negative ok..but hey, this is 2011..internet...!?thread...!' Freedom of speech? and of having an opinion? you don't like it, don't read it, but if it was dreadful, why would I say I would love to get my hands in one of those beautiful ladies? Did you at leat bother to read, or just to bitch as soon as you read the title?

And BTW, biting a neck is horny and it feels good (for both), which means, after reading your reply, that you're ....irish?

Maybe they just don't want your hands in them.

ElaElaElano

Don't be angry just cos you're not having Lamotta sex. Sorry a lotta. A lot of.

Ahem.

Flojo

gigolo wrote: »

Indeed, and appreciated.

Pity they so often pretend to be and actually look like that..

Look like that how exactly? Hope you're not referring to women that expose themselves in a flattering manner also :P

jennytightlips

Bambi wrote: »

I think this explains the situation OP:

http://www.overheardindublin.com/story.php?id=832

rofl fcuking classic bambi!!

gigolo

Unique User Name wrote: »

Jesus christ dude if you're going to pretend to be someone from southern Europe then try not using colloquialisms that they very definitely wouldn't especially if they're "new to the country" :rolleyes:

But I am dude...as southern as it gets actually. Probably you're just used to treat us all as illeterate idiots like yourself.

SugarHigh

Flojo wrote: »

We do.. just most of us aren't sluts. :rolleyes:

you've identified the problem now how are you going to fix it?

My name is URL

gigolo wrote: »

But I am dude...as southern as it gets actually. Probably you're just used to treat us all as illeterate idiots like yourself.

Well you seem like a real catch.. 7 posts in and you're already insulting people

Unique User Name

gigolo wrote: »

But I am dude...as southern as it gets actually. Probably you're just used to treat us all as illeterate idiots like yourself.

Its spelt illiterate

gigolo

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Maybe they just don't want your hands in them.

lolll

gigolo

Unique User Name wrote: »

Its spelt illiterate

Can't believe you googled it Dr. Unique. Outstanding..

Abrasax

So where you from then, gigolo?

GirlOfGlass

gigolo wrote: »

Hi. I’m new in town and I went out a couple of times to check out the surroundings and the world known famous Dublin Pub Scene.
It get can get pretty lonely for a southern European guy like me all by himself in a new country, new city, new faces…And I decided to share the following with you:
The looks of the Irish ladies is surprisingly good. Their face looks really charming and some of them are really classy, but I must confess that “down there” they are as cold as the typical Irish weather. In pubs, all they can do is either getting drunk, or when they don’t, they spend their time talking about men with money and vacations in my country and the country next to it. Boring…Why don’t irish women appreciate sex? I mean, I’m not the only one complaining. A guy I work with, from a country next to mine somewhere in southern Europe says exactly the same…”dude, either they drink like 10 pints and then you can’t really get to them, or they just talk about money, luxury and the end of the Irish El Dorado. “ Then he says : “ The problem is that the average irish guy is fat, gets drunk all the time, and looks as pale as a ghost”. “but then again, money talks”.
Well, I don’t know if he’s right, but one thing I know for sure: I would love to get my hands on one of these foxy classy good looking blondies, or redheadies, that I see here every day around st. stephens. My working colleagues are constantly saying that I must get laid a lot “…ah you look much better than the average irish guy so you must be “getting some “regularly.. .
I wish I could work an irish lady like only we can, but their tap is out of water…desert.
I spent a night with a group that must’ve been to the sunbed like 5 times per week, with mini skirts barely covering their *** and all they could do all night was to suck on pints and gossip about other women. TJEEZ!!!
Probably I ended up in the wrong places...
The weirdeist part is watching those same ladies during summer visiting the beaches in my city, red as shrimp in the sun, and shagging every guy they can for 2 weeks. Could it be the 30.º C ?
Yes I know, you can't believe I had the nerv to come to boards.IE and spit it out...basically, it's what everyone thinks and doesn't dare to say..but I ask you, what's wrong with wanting to "provide" great moments to these fine irish beauties? If Irish men don't want it, just get out of the way ...
Thank god I'm so horny all the time, makes me feel GOOD.
I would like to have some mojitos, intelligent conversations, maybe one or another illegal stuff every now and then, go to a museum, read in the park, dance to some latino rythmns and then bite those freckled necks...hmmmm YUMMY!

Where did you even get that statement from!?
I guess you're just gonna have to pay for services in future.


Edit... size of that font!

Flojo

SugarHigh wrote: »

you've identified the problem now how are you going to fix it?

Get me very very drunk....lol jk.

I dunno every woman is different but I would suggest to him to slow down a little and try not to come across as sleazy! Just flirt with a little cat and mouse eye contact kinda thing, get a conversation going and put a bit of effort in!

Although I think I'm wasting my time here.. he just wants to get laid.. so I dunno go for the sluttiest looking girl in there and do a rain dance or something! :pac:

bronte

gigolo wrote: »

lolll

Tell you what...get your folks to throw you a really big sweet sixteen birthday party...invite Jedward to perform and you're sure to get lucky.

mink_man

oh and YOU SPELT JIGOLO WRONG...
*I may have spelt spelt wrong..

Flojo

mink_man wrote: »

oh and YOU SPELT JIGOLO WRONG...
*I may have spelt spelt wrong..

mink_man 0
gigalo 1

Unique User Name

gigolo wrote: »

Can't believe you googled it Dr. Unique. Outstanding..

I'm an illiterate Doctor. You don't want one of my prescriptions

The_Joker.

'She was both fair and handsome and her neck it was just like a swan's And her hair it hung over her shoulder Tied up with a black velvet band .

Cant you see! all the Irish women are terrified you will try to eat their neck!!!!

Feckin foreigners coming here and eating our swans (trying to eat our womens necks)

ElaElaElano

GirlOfGlass wrote: »

size of that font!

Compensating for something?

GirlOfGlass

GirlOfGlass wrote: »

Edit... size of that font!

you know what they say about a man with big fonts!

stovelid

Abrasax wrote: »

So where you from then, gigolo?

A previous account?

javaboy

:rolleyes:
Be gone.