secrets you've been told..

xxchloexx

Ever been told a secret that you were told not to tell to anyone ?
Find it really hard to keep to yourself ?
Post it here , noone will ever know who your talking about and we can all have a nose aswel

starbelgrade

I've had a moob job.

Rented Mule

Chloe like it when you .....

super_furry

Anna's pregnant. Only eight weeks gone.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Put more pics up.....i wasnt logged on last nite!!:(

xxchloexx

I heard Chloe is not having the boob job shhhhh..

Wolfe Tone

One time this person told me that they post on forums to get attention for themselves and that they actually have a penis too.
No one anyone here knows of course.

Flojo

IBTL :pac:

xxchloexx

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

One time this person told me that they post on forums to get attention for themselves and that they actually have a penis too.
No one anyone here knows of course.

I've heard your a sap

easyeason3

An ex friend of mine had an affair & I know all the gory details.
She gets really red when I see her now.

mikom

My secret is the secret to a successful relationship in three little words...... Clear Browser History

starbelgrade

This one time, at band camp...

sKepTics_George

Flojo wrote: »

IBTL :pac:

??

storm2811

xxchloexx wrote: »

I've heard your a sap

BUUUURNED!:pac:

Wolfe Tone

storm2811 wrote: »

BUUUURNED!:pac:

I will resist the temptation to point out grammar mistakes though.

My name is URL

Somebody told me that they fapped to the picture you posted in the Lookalikes thread last night

Flojo

sKepTics_George wrote: »

??

In before the lock

Thought the thread might derail like last nights one. Coming on nicely I must say!

xxchloexx

My name is URL wrote: »

Somebody told me that they fapped to the picture you posted in the Lookalikes thread last night

Some secrets are better left untold :cool:

Standard Toaster

xxchloexx wrote: »

Ever been told a secret that you were told not to tell to anyone ?
Find it really hard to keep to yourself ?
Post it here , noone will ever know who your talking about and we can all have a nose aswel

This lad on boards....lets call him, ermmm, 'Standard Utensil', told me he reckons you're a lil %$!&$$ with a fantastic set of &$(*%(£ and would be mad to *&(&$$£!

:pac:

Standard Toaster

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

I will resist the temptation to point out grammar mistakes though.

Yes, because then you'd 'winz'

easyeason3

My name is URL wrote: »

Somebody told me that they fapped to the picture you posted in the Lookalikes thread last night

...that you had a boyfriend,
who looked like a girlfriend,
that I had in February of last year,
it's not confidential,
i've got potential

Biggins

xxchloexx wrote: »

Ever been told a secret that you were told not to tell to anyone ?

Yes and NO - not telling.
(You wouldn't believe half the stuff anyway)

Standard Toaster

easyeason3 wrote: »

...that you had a boyfriend,
who looked like a girlfriend,
that I had in February of last year,
it's not confidential,
i've got potential

I love that Lionel Richie number

Flojo

Biggins wrote: »

Yes and NO - not telling.
(You wouldn't believe half the stuff anyway)

Good man

mink_man

sure its not a secret if you post it here???? :pac:

Cullen82

About a year ago I was talking to an ozzie girl in a Bar (in oz), Her friend tugs my arm, stopped me talking to her friend and whispered in my ear

"can I tell you a secret?"

Yeah go on

"you're not funny"




She was right .... It's still a secret

easyeason3

Cullen82 wrote: »

About a year ago I was talking to an ozzie girl in a Bar (in oz), Her friend tugs my arm, stopped me talking to her friend and whispered in my ear

"can I tell you a secret?"

Yeah go on

"you're not funny"




She was right .... It's still a secret

So which one did you end up with?

alwaysadub

I know loads of people's secrets... aparantly i'm a good listener.
Wouldn't make any sense posting them here though without having to give background details.
So i can't be arsed basically.

Cullen82

easyeason3 wrote: »

So which one did you end up with?

Haha neither, Must have been Lesbians




Note to self:
next time lie and say both of them to make myself sound better

Bodhisopha

Friend told me he put a wine bottle up his ass. Just the neck i'm assuming, i didn't ask too many questions. I have no intention of ever telling anyone else.

SeaFields

what goes on tour stays on tour...;)

Biggins

SeaFields wrote: »

what goes on tour stays on tour...;)

Yep. Unless you want to bring her home to ma and da for introductions.

moonpurple

when you tell a secret..it is no longer a secret:pac:

SeaFields

Biggins wrote: »

Yep. Unless you want to bring her home to ma and da for introductions.

or over to the doctor for examinations! :eek:

matchthis

Mate shot JR, yer man in Father Ted is talkin shoite

brummytom

alwaysadub wrote: »

I know loads of people's secrets... aparantly i'm a good listener.
Wouldn't make any sense posting them here though without having to give background details.
So i can't be arsed basically.

Apparently I'm a 'good listener'. (I just nod, agree and act sympathetic)... get loads of good gossip