My post is being opened and read.

ldxo15wus6fpgm

As the title says.

My parents had a falling out with a postman (not ours) who works in our local post office. I won't go into why but he was clearly in the wrong in the whole situation. Since then his good friend, who is our postman, has treated us all a bit coldly etc., this is clearly him taking his friend's side in the argument, as he was very friendly before all that.

Pretty much since that happened, the occasional envelope comes with sellotape across the back part where you open the envelope. It has clearly been opened and read. It's happened a number of times, once to one of my bank statements (luckily it was an old account with only 50 quid in it so nothing catastrophic happened). About 2 weeks ago our postman went on holiday for a week. After he got back he knocked on the door one morning (instead of just putting the post into the box) and handed my mother an envelope which was in the same state (sellotape across the back). The date on the letter showed that it was about a week late, and it was a jury duty summons. The postman simply handed it to her and said something like "Look, I know nothing about this or why it was late" and then buggered off. Thankfully it wasn't so late as to cause any problems but it had the potential to.

Today a letter with sensitive information about my brother, from his school, was the same, it had been opened. I'm getting f*cking sick of this, but we cannot complain to the post office as this guy has been there for years and years and complaints have been made against him before, albeit for different things, and nothing happened. One person told my father complaining actually made his problem worse for him, although I don't know whether to believe that.

What should we do?

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tl;dr

alwaysadub

Shoot him.

TheZohanS

Call the Gardai, it's a criminal offence.

Hasmunch

No one should bother open this post and read it

Fizman

How do you fall out with a post man??

Scarydoll

Kick him in the face.

Mr. Presentable

Postal tampering is a criminal offence. Report it to the Gardai.

Bob the Seducer

Roman Attractive Target wrote: »

tl;dr

Obviously not the postman then Roman Attractive Target?

easyeason3

Go to his house & piss in his letter box. Let him see you doing this. If he doesn't stop, start putting faeces through the letter box. It will send a message not to fcuk with you.


But I think you should ring the Guards really. It's a serious offence especially if complaints have been made previously & ignored.

fairycakes

:eek: **** that call the police and get this guy fired thats a violation of privacy!!

Banned Account

nipplenuts wrote: »

Postal tampering is a criminal offence. Report it to the Gardai.

That's only if you post them a used tamperon - clean ones are ok.

ldxo15wus6fpgm

TheZohan wrote: »

Call the Gardai, it's a criminal offence.

Doesn't sound like a bad idea tbh.

Fizman wrote: »

How do you fall out with a post man??

He was a good friend of the family and still is to some of them.

easyeason3

OP I have the answer!!!!!!!!!


Write a letter & address it to yourself. In the letter start describing in detail what his wife/ sister/ daughter wants to do to you in the sack & how much she has enjoyed your previous sexy times. Sign the wifes/ sisters/ daughters name, seal the envelope & send it to yourself.

Sit back & enjoy.

PandyAndy

Definitely contact the Gardai, man. I'd be pretty pissed if someone was reading my bank statements.

Edit: And what easyeason3 said!

jordan..

make it clear to him it is very bad for his health to continue tampering with your post

ElaElaElano

Your post is being opened and read.

Isn't that the idea with forums?

PaddyBomb

Have a sh.ite in an envelope and post it to yourself.

storm2811

easyeason3 wrote: »

OP I have the answer!!!!!!!!!


Write a letter & address it to yourself. In the letter start describing in detail what his wife/ sister/ daughter wants to do to you in the sack & how much she has enjoyed your previous sexy times. Sign the wifes/ sisters/ daughters name, seal the envelope & send it to yourself.

Sit back & enjoy.

Do it!DO IT!

And tell us what happens.

Also,letterbomb,you want to kill him right?:pac:

baldbear

Agghh the good old shíte in the envelope, works everytime.

Get a massive envelope and post yourself to yourself. Then when the nosey fúcker opens it up ya have him cornered.

godtabh

Go postal on his candy ass

phill106

Post yourself a nice thick white envelope. Inside have a small see through bag, clearly Labelled "Anthrax"- Medical supplies, for authorised use only. Fill this see though bag with a small amount of baby powder.
Now...and this is the important bit.... Make a small tear in the bag as you place it in the envelope. For added fun, you can put a Helpline number on the back of the bag, in case of contact etc. Make it your number, not the cops, as you do not want to be arrested!
Mail it to yourself, reusing the contents, with different envelopes till the letter opener bites!

Profit!

Sykk

Mastermind!

Forge an Irish lottery letter. State that you've won the lotto but didn't collect it and you've 30 days to call in before you recieve payment, do the lotto with those numbers and leave the ticket in your driveway so that it looks like it's been on the ground.

Have a friend, at the same time, hijack the national lottery's phoneline to greet him on the other end of the phone when he thinks he's won with your ticket.

Get him to drive to the national lotto HQ and have your friend waiting outside with a cheque of 10 million, saying congratulations! At the same time, you've known he's left his car unlocked with excitement, steal it and burn it out down the wicklow mountains!

When he realises it was all a sham and gets home in a taxi wondering wtf.. Have a post-it note sitting on his porch. "Don't open my letters again biatch".

ScumLord

Why don't you just use Email like a normal person, it's not like google read all your.. oh wait.

easyeason3 wrote: »

OP I have the answer!!!!!!!!!


Write a letter & address it to yourself. In the letter start describing in detail what his wife/ sister/ daughter wants to do to you in the sack & how much she has enjoyed your previous sexy times. Sign the wifes/ sisters/ daughters name, seal the envelope & send it to yourself.

Sit back & enjoy.

Do this no question.

Sleepy

easyeason3 wrote: »

OP I have the answer!!!!!!!!!


Write a letter & address it to yourself. In the letter start describing in detail what his wife/ sister/ daughter wants to do to you in the sack & how much she has enjoyed your previous sexy times. Sign the wifes/ sisters/ daughters name, seal the envelope & send it to yourself.

Sit back & enjoy.

He'll probably know their hand-writing so write it from the POV of the postman your dad originally fell out with. The more depraved the better imho. I recommend a paragraph on scat play.

Oh_Noes

Post a tinfoil hat to yourself and see if it comes back crumpled.

Oh wait, you already have one...

phill106

easyeason3 wrote: »

OP I have the answer!!!!!!!!!


Write a letter & address it to yourself. In the letter start describing in detail what his wife/ sister/ daughter wants to do to you in the sack & how much she has enjoyed your previous sexy times. Sign the wifes/ sisters/ daughters name, seal the envelope & send it to yourself.

Sit back & enjoy.

PaddyBomb wrote: »

Have a sh.ite in an envelope and post it to yourself.

phill106 wrote: »

Post yourself a nice thick white envelope. Inside have a small see through bag, clearly Labelled "Anthrax"- Medical supplies, for authorised use only. Fill this see though bag with a small amount of baby powder.
Now...and this is the important bit.... Make a small tear in the bag as you place it in the envelope. For added fun, you can put a Helpline number on the back of the bag, in case of contact etc. Make it your number, not the cops, as you do not want to be arrested!
Mail it to yourself, reusing the contents, with different envelopes till the letter opener bites!

Profit!

ScumLord wrote: »

Why don't you just use Email like a normal person, it's not like google read all your.. oh wait.

Do this no question.

Do all of these. Often!


Then call the cops too....

422nd

Some people do just seal envelopes with tape these days for some god forsaken reason. So try get in touch with some one like your brothers school and ask them would they ever seal an envelope with tape. That should help you get to the bottom of whether or not it really is the post man. Because you don't want to rush into this situation and it turns out it's not him. Just to save yourself some dignity really. And then when it turns out it is definitely him, go with posting yourself **** about your post man being a pr1ck, or other things like that. Lol.

And THEN get his ass fired after you've gotten your personal revenge and therefore when he least expects it.

Mwahahahahahaha!

ejmaztec

Put anthrax in an envelope before posting it to yourself.

Abelloid

Pm your address, I'll print this thread out and post it to you.

phill106

ejmaztec wrote: »

Put anthrax in an envelope before posting it to yourself.

Great idea! I like it!
Liked it so much, i read your post, went back to the past, and posted it 10 mins ago :P

bronte

Contact the police and An Post head office.

Dude is breaking the law.

cock robin

Rob his bike

phill106

cock robin wrote: »

Rob his bike

ahhh dont be cocky, suggesting he should be off robbing

Oink

bronte wrote: »

Contact the police and An Post head office.

Dude is breaking the law.

Breakin the law! Breakin the law! Nah nah nah nah nah nah


Sorry... It's late and I haven t had me dinner yet.

phill106

Originally posted by Bronte
Sorry... It's late and I haven t had me dinner yet.

Late? Its only 5:05 pm!

GLaDOS

Mail yourself anthrax, that'll sort it out quick enough

Earth Traveller

Ask a friend to write a cheque for, say, 20 yoyos; have the amount, date and signature on the cheque but leave the name blank. Post said cheque to yourself with a note saying something like "Here's the money I owe you; I wasn't sure to put your name on it or to make it for 'cash'" Postman steals cheque, inserts his name and cashes it. Retrieve the cashed cheque from your friend's bank and you have indisputable evidence against the postman!

Oh_Noes

Do the anthrax thing, then post your mammy some letters from prison to see if the postman has opened them.

Lemsiper

Mail yourself a mousetrap.

TheZohanS

Earth Traveller wrote: »

Ask a friend to write a cheque for, say, 20 yoyos; have the amount, date and signature on the cheque but leave the name blank. Post said cheque to yourself with a note saying something like "Here's the money I owe you; I wasn't sure to put your name on it or to make it for 'cash'" Postman steals cheque, inserts his name and cashes it. Retrieve the cashed cheque from your friend's bank and you have indisputable evidence against the postman!

Or just writes "cash"....

theCaffers

easyeason for president

phill106

Earth Traveller wrote: »

Ask a friend to write a cheque for, say, 20 yoyos; have the amount, date and signature on the cheque but leave the name blank. Post said cheque to yourself with a note saying something like "Here's the money I owe you; I wasn't sure to put your name on it or to make it for 'cash'" Postman steals cheque, inserts his name and cashes it. Retrieve the cashed cheque from your friend's bank and you have indisputable evidence against the postman!

Your evil... I like that.

Eric Cartman

Send a letter to yourself confirming delivery of anthrax in 50 inconspicuous envelopes over the bext year and include a warning that its unsealed in the envelopes

phill106

Originally Posted by phill106
Post yourself a nice thick white envelope. Inside have a small see through bag, clearly Labelled "Anthrax"- Medical supplies, for authorised use only. Fill this see though bag with a small amount of baby powder.
Now...and this is the important bit.... Make a small tear in the bag as you place it in the envelope. For added fun, you can put a Helpline number on the back of the bag, in case of contact etc. Make it your number, not the cops, as you do not want to be arrested!
Mail it to yourself, reusing the contents, with different envelopes till the letter opener bites!

Profit!

Eric Cartman wrote: »

Send a letter to yourself confirming delivery of anthrax in 50 inconspicuous envelopes over the bext year and include a warning that its unsealed in the envelopes

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Mail yourself anthrax, that'll sort it out quick enough

ejmaztec wrote: »

Put anthrax in an envelope before posting it to yourself.

Jeez guys, get off the anthrax bandwagon, not enough room for us all!

WesternNight

I have heard of this happening in post offices.

Then again I've had to sellotape lots of envelopes because they were shíte and didn't stick properly.

ScumLord

Lemsiper wrote: »

Mail yourself a mousetrap.

Mail yourself and you'll get to punch the guy in person when he opens the letter. How tiny are you internet people? I'm assuming ye can fit in envelopes.

Mike 1972

Look up on the internet how to make a letter bomb and post it to yourself. :pac:

People might nitpick about the legality of sending bombs through the post but the police are hardly going to suspect you are they ?

Get yourself a good lawyer just in case

thetonynator

ScumLord wrote: »

Mail yourself and you'll get to punch the guy in person when he opens the letter. How tiny are you internet people? I'm assuming ye can fit in envelopes.

9815 posts, I think you count as an internet person as well.:P

SV

Did the package containing your balls never make it to you? Cos if it did you would have told him to stop opening your letters before he gets a bar across the back of the head.

ScumLord

thetonynator wrote: »

9815 posts, I think you count as an internet person as well.:P

No I'm a real boy. Everyone else on the internet is some form of pixie.