Men Rejoice! We have a medical reason not to go shopping!

danniemcq

http://www.680news.com/news/world/article/72215--chemicals-found-on-receipts-possible-danger-to-male-hormone-levels

A new study released in the London Telegraph suggests there are enough chemicals on some cash register receipts to suppress male hormones within the body.

Bisphenol A is used to make ink visible on heat-sensitive paper, and it is ingested when men handle the paper, and then touch their mouths or food.

Urologist professor Frank Sommer said that in the long term, the habit could lead to less sex drive and reduced potency.

Töpher

Just wash your hands. Or if you do that does it mean it's already begun?

ClutchIt

Science good now

Karl Hungus

Stop ingesting your receipts.

Dravokivich

If anything... it clearly states doing the Cash Register is a womans job*!

*when they're not in the kitchen...

Banned Account

What about the poor feckers who work in the reciept making factory - one fella there hasn't even had a semi since 1926!

Justice for the mill workers !

Lando Griffin

Frank Sommer is an idiot.

danniemcq

Karl Hungus wrote:

Stop ingesting your receipts.

but i'm usually that bored i can't help it

Karl Hungus

danniemcq wrote: »

but i'm usually that bored i can't help it

But men masturbate when bored...

Damn, it's too late for you, you've ingested one receipt too many.

danniemcq

Karl Hungus wrote: »

But men masturbate when bored...

Damn, it's too late for you, you've ingested one receipt too many.

I used to but i stopped after i got kicked out of Tesco and Mothercare in the same day

Poly

There was already a very good medical reason, it's a pain in the hole.

AnonoBoy

But I like shopping.......





....... eh.... for dirtbikes and monster trucks and beer.


Yeah, that'll do. :cool:

Abrasax

AnonoBoy wrote: »

But I like shopping.......

Course you do.
You sig must have surpressed your male hormones.

Sea Sharp

So rolling up receipts and licking the paper to pretend it's a joint isn't a good idea?

That hurts my emotions!

Stinicker

Dravokivich wrote: »

If anything... it clearly states doing the Cash Register is a womans job*!

*when they're not in the kitchen...

Bah, their job is in the Kitchen, cooking and ironing my shirts, and rearing the children and having like 12 babies in her life.*

*lol at the feminists getting mad at my lolz

ScumLord

Well it looks like I'll have to get a female member of staff to put the receipts in my pockets for me.

some_dose

Stinicker wrote: »

Bah, their job is in the Kitchen, cooking and ironing my shirts

Cooking and ironing my shirts

Cooking my shirts

Your doing it wrong

Dravokivich

some_dose wrote: »

Cooking and ironing my shirts

Cooking my shirts

She's doing it wrong

FYP

orourkeda

danniemcq wrote: »

I used to but i stopped after i got kicked out of Tesco and Mothercare in the same day

Getting sexually aroused to the point of jerking off in a mothercare store.

My word.

Lux23

I can't understand women who bring their boyfriends or husbands with them shopping. They just look miserable and get in the way of all the serious shoppers, drives me nuts.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

I'm getting sick of all this stupid fcuking research. What is the point exactly? Every day there is some retarded research done somewhere, mainly coming from England or America, that helps nobody and has no real purpose.

It's more than likely a project undertaken by some uni students. It doesn't mean jack shít. Nobody actually cares and the research is only done on 50 people anyway so it's a load of poo.

Barna77

Shocked I am.... we really needed a research to find out that? :rolleyes::D

Sleepy

Doesn't this prove that men who like shopping are girly men?

Barna77

Sleepy wrote: »

Doesn't this prove that men who like shopping are girly men?

unless the shop is the off licence

422nd

I can honestly say i like shopping.

*notices the four receipts that are in wallet right now, true story, and the many more that have gone through it in the past, also true*

Ohhhhhhh....

I see.
Do they give you a really big receipt when you pay for a sex change?

theCaffers

can see it now

'So Professor - you're trying to tell me you need research funding for ...come again?'

'why the relationship between Male sexuality and office equipment silly'

Stinicker

orourkeda wrote: »

Getting sexually aroused to the point of jerking off in a mothercare store.

My word.

Mothercare is MILF central with yummy mummies in their early thirties looking ravenously lovely.

ScumLord

Sleepy wrote: »

Doesn't this prove that men who like shopping are girly men?

Bit of a chicken and egg situation. Did shopping turn them girly or do they shop because their girly. I'd use a chicken and an egg to conduct all kinds of sexual experiments to find out.

422nd

Stinicker wrote: »

Mothercare is MILF central with yummy mummies in their early thirties looking ravenously lovely.

Well I know where I'm not bringing my wife when she wants to do her preggers shopping.

Lol

Bleedin Delish

Classic scientist's cop out "in the long term, the habit could lead to less sex drive and reduced potency"... yeah fine BUT it could also lead to superhuman boners in the long termtoo .. ya dont really know now do ya mister scientist???

Stinicker

422nd wrote: »

Well I know where I'm not bringing my wife when she wants to do her preggers shopping.

Lol

But isn't Mothercare like a store for mums to get clothes for Kids under 5? or is it some sort of store where women go to buy large clothes when pregnant?

422nd

If it is for kids clothes shopping then I'm filing a sexist law suit. Mothers aren't the only ones that care.