Funny Shop Names

harrison fraud

Anyone ever see any shop names that made them laugh?

One that sticks in my mind is a lingerie shop i seen in the UK called "Thong in cheek"

KeithM89_old

'Its Curtains for You'

Guess what they sold....

drunkmonkey

"The Happy Stoner" made me smile inside, think I spotted it in wexford.

fizzynicenice

Not a shop but I always liked Lino Richie

starbelgrade

Keithm89 wrote: »

'Its Curtains for You'

Guess what they sold....

Coffins?

pebbles21

Gobble and GO!! Deli shop on the southside

TanG411

Dunnes.

KeithM89_old

starbelgrade wrote: »

Coffins?

Got it in one!

AnonoBoy

Keithm89 wrote: »

'Its Curtains for You'

Coffins?

EDIT - beaten to it.


There's a Chinese in Munich called Wok and Roll.

Like that one.

DazMarz

Chinese takeaway called ''Soon Fatt''

stovelid

My mate said there used to be betting shop (in Dublin) called Dead Cert.

It was beside a funeral home.

starbelgrade

"Pregos" Italian takeaway in Lucan. Always full of single mothers for some reason.

mikom

I'm opening a sex shop specifically for the ladies called.... Clit-R-Us

TanG411

Saw a chinese in Kilkenny called 'Wong Size'.

tony1kenobi

Spar.

bazmaiden

Isn't there a floors and tile shop in Dublin called "Lino Ritchies"

Also "the merchant of Tennis"

ErinGoBrath

'Knobs and Knockers' - Nassau St

stovelid

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SsEJYY3HW8E/SuCVjyqhwiI/AAAAAAAAAyo/WAH6dABhbas/s400/wong+fook+hing+book+store.jpg

antocann

when i was over in england a few months back there was a pub called : the cock and bear. there was also a chinese take-away called :wing fat

The_Kew_Tour

Slippy Dicks

Was bathroom tile centre in States

starbelgrade

Big Dick's Halfway Inn... http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu322/RobotNine/Trailer%20Trash%20Dolls/Store%20Signs/StrangeFunnyBizarreNamesStoresOutle.jpg

Dudess

mikom wrote: »

I'm opening a sex shop specifically for the ladies called.... Clit-R-Us

Make sure it's not hard to find...

TheTosh

There's a pub in Howth called the Cock Tavern

Knifey Spoony

Hairdressers on college road in Cork: "Curl Up and Dye".

El Weirdo

AnonoBoy wrote: »

There's a Chinese in Munich called Wok and Roll.

Like that one.

Instantly thought of the same name. The one I was thinking of is in Ballindine, Co. Mayo though.

stovelid

TheTosh wrote: »

There's a pub in Howth called the Cock Tavern

Swords too.

KeithM89_old

One more: "The Frying Scotsman"

TheTosh

Dudess wrote: »

Make sure it's not hard to find...

You can't find what doesn't exist:D

errlloyd

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Coffins?

EDIT - beaten to it.


There's a Chinese in Munich called Wok and Roll.

Like that one.

I ate in that chinese, was pretty good. I'm real mature and liked the shop name "Bastard" in Rome.


And in Berlin a street near Alexander-Platz called "Max Beer Strasse"

El Weirdo

TheTosh wrote: »

You can't find what doesn't exist:D

What sort of freakish birds are you knocking about with?

SadieSue

I walked past a Chinese restaurant the other day called Li King.

pebbles21

The Gorey Chinese Takeaway:D

Ulysses Gaze

A recruitment firm in London - Secs in the City

Ruu_Old

Lock, Stock and Bagel! (a bakery in the place I live)
The China Man in Dagenham.

tony1kenobi

Chinese in Staines called Wangs.....yea when they answer the phone they say "Wangs Staines".........

jefreywithonef

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Coffins?

EDIT - beaten to it.


There's a Chinese in Munich called Wok and Roll.

Like that one.

There's one of those somewhere between Sligo and Galway (can't remember the name). Bustards is another name I like.

I like the slogan of this sofa company.

Funkfield

There used to be a chinese take-away across the road from the Central Mental Hospital, Dundrum. It was called The Great Wall.

(For anyone that is unfamiliar with the hospital it is surrounded by an enormously high wall).




Wasn't there a video shop in Gorey called..."Gorey Videos"?

Scarinae

DazMarz wrote: »

Chinese takeaway called ''Soon Fatt''

That's in Bray Or are you talking about a different one?

Knifey Spoony

Knifey Spoony wrote: »

Hairdressers on college road in Cork: "Curl Up and Dye".

There was one with exactly the same name on St Anne's Road in Drumcondra here in Dublin. Gone now though.

Also in Drumcondra, the chipper known as the Perki Chick.

stovelid

El Weirdo wrote: »

What sort of freakish birds are you knocking about with?

Somalians?

Micky Dolenz

A juice bar in Stansted airport has a large sign over it saying, LOVE JUICE, It always makes me chuckle. :pac:

rebel.ranter

What about the town of Cashel's Chinese?

Wok of Cashel

Ink Arcade

Two pretty inappropriate ones:

Morning Glory Creche

A childrens toy supplier called "BJ Toys"

mikom

mikom wrote: »

I'm opening a sex shop specifically for the ladies called.... Clit-R-Us

Dudess wrote: »

Make sure it's not hard to find...

Just use your TwatNav.

The_Kew_Tour

Tits Up

Was womens shop in Tampa when their.

El Weirdo

mikom wrote: »

Just use your TwatNav.

Them things keep bringing you round to Ray D'arcy's house though.

mink_man

i remember in school our lcvp teacher asked everyone something that our town needs, one lad said "pawn shop", all of us looked around shocked and laughing thinking it was something more filthy! :P

milly4ever

For Cod and Ulster! they even had a family meal deal for the bargain price of £16.90!

BUGS_DRUNNY

Chinese called Dynasty known locally as the "Die nasty":D

AnonoBoy

There's a hairdressers in Mayo called Bob and Wave.

Elliemental

harrison fraud wrote: »

Anyone ever see any shop names that made them laugh?

One that sticks in my mind is a lingerie shop i seen in the UK called "Thong in cheek"

My local hairdressers' is called "Curl up and Dye". Always loved that.
I also heard of a take away here in Belfast called "For Cod and Ulster" but I have never seen it myself.