I like dogs but why???

noura

I wondering why most people have only dogs I've never seen some pets like cat or......

4zn76tysfajdxp

You've never seen a cat?

noura

I mean most people here have dogs not cats why???
sorry if I write wrong becouse I trying to learn english

Tar.Aldarion

Dogs are better. cats are evil etc.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Hope this answer's your question...


Excerpts from a Dog's Diary*

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


Excerpts from a Cat's Diary*:

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Al
though I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an
attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely
made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I
am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonightt. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,
I could hear th e noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what
this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The
bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My
captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell,
so he is safe, for now..........

:P


I've two dogs, a Pitbull, a Staffordshire Bull Terrier and a little wench of a cat.

Absurdum

noura wrote: »

I wondering why most people have only dogs I've never seen some pets like cat or......

wanna see my pussycat?

MagicMarker

Well people don't usually walk cats.

funkyjebus

MagicMarker wrote: »

Well people don't usually walk cats.

but some do. ive seen it, on a lead and all

orourkeda

Absurdum wrote: »

wanna see my pussycat?

pussy hmmmmmmmmmmmm

bonerm

There does seem to be an extreme lack of imagination when it comes to pet ownership this country. Either that or too much legal redtape. For instance, I'd love to have a pet lion or chimp that I could take round the park for walkee's. So in that regard I do wonder why I don't see them all over the place.

mathie

Yes but do you like dags?

stovelid

Both are great pets, in different ways.

IvySlayer

I have a puppy He's great.

I had a dog before, she died, was one of the worsts day ever Had a cat too, evil thing. Some guy kept birds in his shed, my cat found her way in and killed all 13 of them. Had to give her a new home after that.

easyeason3

Dogs are great because:
- They are affectionate.
- They will play fetch & football.
- They somehow seem to know when you're in a bad mood & are extra affectionate to make you feel better.
- They have big spiky teeth that robbers don't like so they are less likely to break into your home.
- They just look cool.

Cats are great because:
- Ah, mmmmm...I suppose they kill mice & rats but a good dog will do that too.

Kiith

Because dogs are cool.

http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cooldog.jpg

Banned Account

My grandparents had a semi-ferral Tom cat called jaws - it used to hang around the boiler house and attack visitors - evil bistard.

I also knew someone who had a dog called fanbelt.

L.Jenkins

Was going to call my dog, dog! Has to be more original than the usual names you'd give a dog.

easyeason3

djhunter30 wrote: »

Was going to call my dog, dog! Has to be more original than the usual names you'd give a dog.

Mary.
It works really well if the dog is male.

matrim

Janiyah Calm Eyebrow wrote: »

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary*:

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Al
though I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an
attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely
made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I
am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonightt. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,
I could hear th e noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what
this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The
bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My
captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell,
so he is safe, for now..........

Did anyone else read this and hear it as the voice of Stewie from Family Guy?

storm2811

Smug dog loves this thread..

http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/smug-dog-birthday-hat-cake-12677453981.jpg

Duckjob

matrim wrote: »

Did anyone else read this and hear it as the voice of Stewie from Family Guy?

ROFL. I did straightaway.

Fratton Fred

We have a pet dog and when I say "We" I mean, me, my wife, my daughter and the cat.

Our cat hated the dog at first, but when a ginger tom was bullying her and the dog chased it off, she realised that maybe this stupid, drooling smelly thing might have its uses after all.

When the cat feels like a bigger bed, she chucks the dog our of hers, if she doesn't fancy her dinner, she pushes the dog out of the way and eats hers.

When the cat tries to knock the lid off the fish tank though, the dog grasses her up to get her own back.

Yes, you've probably noticed, in my house there is two women, and a female cat, even the dog is a bitch.;)

I like the pub.

Banned Account

Joshua Caddison has a cat - they went to mexico - he's a cnut.

anniehoo

Had a dog for 14 yrs, loved her to bits and still miss her. Have a cat now and hes the business. Dogs and cats are both brilliant tbh and i love both equally. Yeh cats can be aloof and selfish, but if you put the effort in the love ye get from a cat (they dont give it up easily) can be just as good as that from a dog!

minister poxbottle

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when ya boot them up the hole only joking

skywalker_208

matrim wrote: »

Did anyone else read this and hear it as the voice of Stewie from Family Guy?

Yes - straight away from the first line

Zombienosh

I had dogs all my life but recently got a cat too.

so now in the house theres 2 dogs and a cat. I think cats are amazing, much smarter and less demanding and whiney. dogs are cool too but sometimes they just keep annoying me and barking