have you ever used a bidet ?

lucozader

??

dezzyd

Nope, but i do remember asking my dad when I was younger what they were, and he told me they were toilets for midget people. And yeah, I belived him at the time

I have.. Used to wash my feet in them when I had athlete's foot and I'm pretty sure I was bathed in there when I was like 1.

ScumLord

Sure have, not in the way it was intended but when you put something that looks like a toilet in the bathroom and don't warn people that it's not in fact a toilet then you've no one to blame but yourself when you find a poo wedged in the drain hole.

Dancor

No, but I have been on holidays all week and had been tempted.

Biggins

Yes.

Abrasax

I've used one in Scotland.
I've used one bidet and I've used one be night.

My name is URL

Yeah, a few times while on holiday. Was thinking of getting one in my house.. they're great!

Nemanja91

Got sick in one on holidays, and into everything else in the bathroom

Absurdum

yes, it was very sensual

ElaElaElano

IBFB




In before Fluttering Bantam

Lando Griffin

Jesus no wouldnt know how to spell it never mind crap in one

Tomebagel

i want the 2 minutes it took me to google bidet back please.

GirlOfGlass

I also had to google it.

alwaysadub

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Jesus no wouldnt know how to spell it never mind crap in one

Kinda defeats the purpose of one :eek: :pac:

I've used them to wash the sand off my feet when i'm abroad. Never used it properly though.

Abrasax

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Jesus no wouldnt know how to spell it never mind crap in one

You don't crap in it, dude, you merely wash your ass in it.
I think they're great.
Much more hygienic and there's nothing like the flow of warm water running delicately down your asshole.

GirlOfGlass

This disturbed me.

stovelid

I tried one once on holiday. Couldn't work out to flush it which tended to stink out the room so I just stuck to the regular jacks after that.

Yeah, in Ibiza.

It was relief after many bouts of diarrhoea !

thetonynator

Why would anyone want to use something thats only use before you used it was washing the shíte off peoples arses????

I have pissed in the bidet many times though . . .

storm2811

When I was young I went into the bathroom in my aunt's house and seen one,thought it was a children's toilet,didn't find out what they were untill I was about 6,thought it was a bit weird to have a tap on a toilet alright..

Tar.Aldarion

GirlOfGlass wrote: »

This disturbed me.

make it stopppppp

PeterIanStaker

I dont use them, think the water tastes funny. . . .

Demonon

They are a lot more hygenic than toilet roll , and are used in pretty much every country in the world except ireland/england/usa. If you got some sh1te on your arm, leg, face, wherever - would you just keep wiping it in with dry toilet roll until it was gone or run some water and soap over it. I rest my case! Bidets ftw!

Professey Chin

Bidet to you to sir

Karl Hungus

I've used one of those funky Japanese toilets with the built in bidet. Like this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Modern_japanese_toilet.jpg

It was, in a word, awesome.

GirlOfGlass

Demonon wrote: »

They are a lot more hygenic than toilet roll , and are used in pretty much every country in the world except ireland/england/usa. If you got some sh1te on your arm, leg, face, wherever - would you just keep wiping it in with dry toilet roll until it was gone or run some water and soap over it. I rest my case! Bidets ftw!

Why don't people just shower instead.

Midnight_EG

Yep, in Germany, China, France, Italy, Ireland, Spain, England and Australia.


All worked magnificently :pac:

mikom

Used one on the set of Glenroe.....

Joe Cool

Have never used one but I've always wondered what you do after, is there a common 'bidet/ass towel' which is used much like the hand towel?

If the answer is yes I'll pass.

Demonon

Joe Cool wrote: »

Have never used one but I've always wondered what you do after, is there a common 'bidet/ass towel' which is used much like the hand towel?

If the answer is yes I'll pass.

You can use a specific towel if ya want (I mean what does it matter if your arse is clean anyway) but to be honest most just use a small amount of toilet roll to dry off. I actually encountered one in Italy with a built-in hot air "arse dryer" so to speak. I've lived in Germany and Italy where these are common and don't understand the negative attitude to them in Ireland. They think we are disgusting wiping sh1te back into our arses with dry toilet paper. Using bidets also means there's less chance of getting piles and other rectal infections.

DubMedic

Paging the Flutt to AH.

Radharc na Sleibhte

This one time, I had a **** in a bidet.


Wait, what's a bidet again?

Radharc na Sleibhte

Demonon wrote: »

You can use a specific towel if ya want (I mean what does it matter if your arse is clean anyway) but to be honest most just use a small amount of toilet roll to dry off. I actually encountered one in Italy with a built-in hot air "arse dryer" so to speak. I've lived in Germany and Italy where these are common and don't understand the negative attitude to them in Ireland. They think we are disgusting wiping sh1te back into our arses with dry toilet paper. Using bidets also means there's less chance of getting piles and other rectal infections.

But what do you use to clean?
The power isn't enough to blast the ****e off.

dezzyd

MikeySligo wrote: »

This one time, I had a **** in a bidet.


:eek: Why I ask. Why :eek:

Midnight_EG

MikeySligo wrote: »

But what do you use to clean?
The power isn't enough to blast the ****e off.

Yes it is!

Demonon

MikeySligo wrote: »

But what do you use to clean?
The power isn't enough to blast the ****e off.

You don't need power to "blast the ****e off" straight after taking a dump. The running water is more than adequate. Maybe if you left it there a few days you might need some power.

Beast ASI

Yeah, I've got one in my house.

They're excellent

Abrasax

MikeySligo wrote: »

But what do you use to clean?
The power isn't enough to blast the ****e off.

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Bidet

Radharc na Sleibhte

Abrasax wrote: »

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Bidet

Is there anything the internet can't teach us.

Stinicker

As a teenager on Holiday in Lanzarote we had just arrived in our apartment and my sister had just looked at the bathroom and came into the kitchen and proclaimed "Mom, there's a really low water fountain in the bathroom, but the water doesn't taste that nice!", My mom and I nearlly died laughing and my father then stupidly blurted out, its a footbath for washing your feet, both of them had never heard of a bidet, (pronounced, bid-ay).

yoshytoshy

I thought they only used them down the country ,

Bidet Hokey!

Wade in the Sea

Does beat doing a handstand in the shower in fairness:D

I keep seeing this thread and reading "bee-det" instead of "bee-day"... Anyone else?

yoshytoshy

Deleted User wrote: »

I keep seeing this thread and reading "bee-det" instead of "bee-day"... Anyone else?

It's french I think ,so it doesn't matter:D

Mick Daly

I thought you shít into it and then wash your arse off.

Do they use a bidet to clean the anal passage for the porn films? How come he never gets shít on his dick? How is her passage cleaned so well?

GrumPy

I think there cool. Love using them whilst on holidays.

Mick Daly

Mick Daly wrote: »

I thought you shít into it and then wash your arse off.

Do they use a bidet to clean the anal passage for the porn films? How come he never gets shít on his dick? How is her passage cleaned so well?

You do realise hot women don't shit?

Gummy Panda

Mick Daly wrote: »

I thought you shít into it and then wash your arse off.

Do they use a bidet to clean the anal passage for the porn films? How come he never gets shít on his dick? How is her passage cleaned so well?

They use a enema before shoots and keep baby wipes on hand.

chilloutman

i have used one they are the business guys, nice and clean wash them old salty balls while u are at it.

Mick Daly

chilloutman wrote: »

i have used one they are the business guys, nice and clean wash them old salty balls while u are at it.

Why are you're balls salty?