There is no such thing as a vegetarian who eats fish

starbelgrade

The proper term is pescetarian, also called pesco-vegetarianism; the practice of a diet that includes seafood and excludes mammals and birds.

So next time you see someone who claims to be a veggie, eating fish, you know what to call them.

(Apart from the obvious)

So apart from that & mini-marathons, anything else to add to the list of "There's no such thing as..."?

orourkeda

steak and a blow job

pesky vegetarian

Biggins

Your codding me!

(Sorry... I had to)

partyatmygaff

You're just fishing for trouble with a thread like this.

starbelgrade

This is neither the time nor plaice for bad fish puns.

fizzynicenice

There's no such thing as a vegetarian who isn't a dope.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

orourkeda wrote: »

steak and a blow job

pesky vegetarian

Blow fish, problem solved

partyatmygaff

starbelgrade wrote: »

This is neither the time nor plaice for bad fish puns.

What are trouting on about?

Doyler92

I, for one, honestly couldn't care.

papajimsmooth

Looks like we gots ourselves a college boy

starbelgrade

I'm up to the gills with these puns. If you can be bothered whiting a serious reply, then please stop posting. The puns have all been done before & nobody's going to scale & new heights with these ones.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'm up to the gills with these puns. If you can be bothered whiting a serious reply, then please stop posting. The puns have all been done before & nobody's going to scale & new heights with these ones.

Hi and whale cum to AH.. :pac:

partyatmygaff

Colten Ashy Cigarette wrote: »

Hi and whale cum to AH.. :pac:

That's an odd sounding toast :P

Dravokivich

If ya can't join'em, bait'em!

:pac:

orourkeda

Colten Ashy Cigarette wrote: »

Blow fish, problem solved

blow torch

JONJO THE MISER

Steak and 3 lamb chops for me Please.

bronte

fizzynicenice wrote: »

There's no such thing as a vegetarian who isn't a dope.

Think the aul meat might be clogging up your brain there.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

orourkeda wrote: »

blow torch

If you're into the pain game... Yikes...!!!

DazMarz

A veggie can't give a blow job... Technically jizz is a product of an animal. Well, they could give one but they have to spit afterwards.

Also, fighting for peace.... What the hell is that??? Fighting for peace is like fúcking for virginity!!!

Biggins

DazMarz wrote: »

...Fighting for peace is like fúcking for virginity!!!

:pac: very good lol :pac:
I'll have to try and remember that one. LOL

bronte

DazMarz wrote: »

A veggie can't give a blow job... Technically jizz is a product of an animal. Well, they could give one but they have to spit afterwards.

On behalf of vegetarians the world over, I must inform you you are very much mistaken Sir.

Regards, B.

Donkey Oaty

A free lunch. Bad publicity. A free period.

MoonDancer

But chickens are vegetarian, does that mean vegetarians can eat them?

Trashbat

bronte wrote: »

On behalf of vegetarians the world over, I must inform you you are very much mistaken Sir.

Regards, B.

Such a wild claim must be verified. Please provide proof

jd007

What is the sole purpose of this thread?

partyatmygaff

jd007 wrote: »

What is the sole purpose of this thread?

To help search trawlers from google to better fish for information to index boards.

CrazyRabbit

starbelgrade wrote: »

The proper term is pescetarian, also called pesco-vegetarianism; the practice of a diet that includes seafood and excludes mammals and birds.

So next time you see someone who claims to be a veggie, eating fish, you know what to call them.

(Apart from the obvious)

So apart from that & mini-marathons, anything else to add to the list of "There's no such thing as..."?

You sir are cods gift to comedy..a real ray of light. I'm really in-tuna with your sense of humour. And I really like your whiting style too. It warms the cockles of my heart and I'm having a whale of a time reading this thread. We really should form a comedy grouper here on boards.

Now some people will think you are not funny, but that's a load of pollacks.

Just for the halibut, I'm going to thank your post as a seal of approval.

IvyTheTerrible

DazMarz wrote: »

A veggie can't give a blow job... Technically jizz is a product of an animal. Well, they could give one but they have to spit afterwards.

Also, fighting for peace.... What the hell is that??? Fighting for peace is like fúcking for virginity!!!

Not true. And from what I, em, hear...meat makes things taste bad, while being a veggie makes things taste good..

Trashbat

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Not true. And from what I, em, hear...meat makes things taste bad, while being a veggie makes things taste good..

try Asparagus. Nasty!

so i hear......

kierank01

DazMarz wrote: »

Fighting for peace is like fúcking for virginity!!!

Well, the more fúcking that you do, there is potential for more virgins to be produced.

Abi

starbelgrade wrote: »

The proper term is pescetarian, also called pesco-vegetarianism; the practice of a diet that includes seafood and excludes mammals and birds.

I'm a vegetarian, and I wouldn't regard them ^^ as being vegetarians. I think they shouldn't be allowed to use or associate themselves with the term 'vegetarian'. While they choose exclude other forms of meat, fish is still meat.

bronte wrote: »

Think the aul meat might be clogging up your brain there.

This is true.

bronte wrote: »

On behalf of vegetarians the world over, I must inform you you are very much mistaken Sir.

Regards, B.

This is also true

Horse_box

Thread is floundering at this stage

GLaDOS

I always thought it made no sense for vegetarians to eat fish, it's still an animal