All things Vuvuzela herein

craggles

Where can I buy a Vuvuzela?

alwaysadub

In the vuvuzela shop.

I just checked, they're on ebay.

Sea Sharp

What's that?
I could just go and look at google to find out but hey, this thread wouldn't exist if we all did that

Biggins

A wot?
Read that rather too quick and thought he was looking for a vulva! LOL
If that was the case - I'll introduce you OP, to my ex-wife.

MagicMarker

http://tinyurl.com/25kw6y2

Holy Jesus, 1:15.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrYb9qtO8OQ

Kiera

When you find out where to buy a big horn, OP. Please let me know so i can get me one too

Biggins

Kiera wrote: »

When you find out where to buy a big horn, OP. Please let me know so i can get me one too

I had one last night. The wife got to blow it.
I'm hoping for a repeat performance tonight.

Kiera

Biggins wrote: »

I had one last night. The wife got to blow it.
I'm hoping for a repeat performance tonight.

Some people get all the luck

Purple Lemons

OP why would you even want to buy one of those?

Damn kids and their noise pollution :rolleyes:

stovelid

Sounds rude.

Biggins

stovelid wrote: »

Sounds rude.

A woman wants to blow a big horn - what would make you think that? :pac:

mike65

Some sort of sick joke

irishejit

I don't know what everyone else thinks but I can't stand these blighters.

They wrecked watching the Confederations Cup for me last year with the constant drone, just hope it isn't as bad for the World Cup with more travelling fans being in every stadium

Biggins

irishejit wrote: »

I don't know what everyone else thinks but I can't stand these blighters.

They wrecked watching the Confederations Cup for me last year with the constant drone, just hope it isn't as bad for the World Cup with more travelling fans being in every stadium

There's an obvious joke in there between horns and balls.
It just too easy though... lol :pac:

Radharc na Sleibhte

A legendary horn lol.
These things are all the rage now.
LOI games are gonna sound like Galatassary or Boca Jnrs....!!!

By the way OP, let me know where you're going with that yoke so I can avoid.

Radharc na Sleibhte

irishejit wrote: »

I don't know what everyone else thinks but I can't stand these blighters.

They wrecked watching the Confederations Cup for me last year with the constant drone, just hope it isn't as bad for the World Cup with more travelling fans being in every stadium

Absolutely agree.
I hate the Champs League away games in Turkey or Kiev or wherever.
As you say the confederations cup was ruined with them.
Artificial atmosphere. Loada bolix.

Biggins

LOL
I want one now.

http://shop.ebay.ie/?_from=R40&_trksid=p3907.m570.l1313&_nkw=vuvuzela

Radharc na Sleibhte

Deleted User wrote: »

Holy Jesus, 1:15.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrYb9qtO8OQ

LOL @ O:45.
Did they not see him sneak in???

IvySlayer

Biggins wrote: »

I had one last night. The wife got to blow it.
I'm hoping for a repeat performance tonight.

Can I blow said horn?

orourkeda

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

What's that?
I could just go and look at google to find out but hey, this thread wouldn't exist if we all did that

After all we need all the awesome threads we can get our hands on

Biggins

Post history since 9:55 this morning..

Biggins wrote: »

There's an obvious joke in there between horns and balls.
It just too easy though... lol :pac:

Biggins wrote: »

A woman wants to blow a big horn - what would make you think that? :pac:

Biggins wrote: »

I had one last night. The wife got to blow it.
I'm hoping for a repeat performance tonight.

Biggins wrote: »

A wot?
Read that rather too quick and thought he was looking for a vulva! LOL
If that was the case - I'll introduce you OP, to my ex-wife.

Biggins wrote: »

Pee shooters!

Biggins wrote: »

The boards went down on me?
First I know of it - I better not tell the wife!

Put some ice on it Biggins!

Biggins

Deleted User wrote: »

Put some ice on it Biggins!

She tried that. Then I tried it.
If you know what your doing, can be great fun.

:pac:

irishejit

[/QUOTE]Put some ice on it Biggins![/QUOTE]

ha ha, it does sound like Biggins needs a trip to Amsterdam or Thailand...

getting back on track though, i hate those things so bad i'd rather have the old style clackers back than go through listening to that din...

baldbear

Those bloody horns should be dipped in strychnine. They are going to be very annoying. AGHH. i think the real fans heads will be wrecked with these bloody ear deafeners. Sepp Blatter is some bol*ix for not banning them. A horn should be felt and not heard!

starbelgrade

baldbear wrote: »

Those bloody horns should be dipped in strychnine. They are going to be very annoying. AGHH. i think the real fans heads will be wrecked with these bloody ear deafeners. Sepp Blatter is some bol*ix for not banning them. A horn should be felt and not heard!

Sepp Blatter is a bol*ix, full stop.

orourkeda

venezuela

orourkeda

baldbear wrote: »

Those bloody horns should be dipped in strychnine. They are going to be very annoying. AGHH. i think the real fans heads will be wrecked with these bloody ear deafeners. Sepp Blatter is some bol*ix for not banning them. A horn should be felt and not heard!

Excellent advice. It would be nice to have it sucked and fondled by a member of the opposite sex occasionally too

landsleaving

Do they still annoy people? I thought everyone would be over it by now. It's just a bit of noise, not artificial atmosphere. It's a lot better than when music is blared out ocer loudspeakers when a goal is scored, at least the crowd is making the noise.

If you hate it so much, turn down the tv.

peckerhead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RbJDKg-ZBw

4zn76tysfajdxp

I hear they're popular in South Africa at the moment.

Mars Bar

In fairness OP, no matter where you post this or how many times you post it, I don't think you are going to get a serious answer!

biko

Just wait for Switzerland to get the WC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SDe2cHa02E

RonMexico

I can picture scumbags all over the country with these in no time, pissing off everybody. The army should be deployed with a shoot to kill policy.

Gannicus

craggles wrote: »

?

If I see someone around dublin with one of them there'll be a thread saying where can i get a vuvuzela removed from my hole

My name is URL

You can get them off this guy

Elessar

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Finally a chance to browse as if you're at the FIFA World Cup in South Africa!

CombatCow

Sounds like a swarm of bees...inside my head

entropi

My...ears....

why is there blood everywhere!?

Keano

My browser blocks that site as it says its a phishing site.

Abrasax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8JGhoVybkM

MiciG91

I really love them and want to bring a load of them up to the munster final and other match's they'd be great fun

axel rose

Shouldnt this be this :rolleyes:?

alwaysadub

MiciG91 wrote: »

I really love them and want to bring a load of them up to the munster final and other match's they'd be great fun

No. They wouldn't. Expect to get it stuck where the sun don't shine..

Professey Chin

I hope you burn OP

They could be banned from the Munster Final too (please please please please please please please please please please please please)

aDeener

well they have been banned from croke park, thank fuck. i only hope the provincial councils decide to do same.

Iwasfrozen

Anyone blowing a vuvuzela at a GAA match deserves it stuck where the sun doesn't shine.

Also the GAA classifies them as horns, which are banned. So you can't bring them in anyway.

Junco Partner

i was at a 7 a side soccer in my village and a friend of mines 3 younger brothers were there with them. i blocked my no. rang him and threatened to kill them and hung up.

orourkeda

If any of you people bring a vuvuzela within earshot of me at any sporting occasion prepare to get it rammed up your anus

My name is URL

No Vuvuzela.. only Uilleann Pipe