"My mommy took my Beer"

OutlawPete

This guy phones the cops cause his Mom hid his Beer

Charles Lee Dennison, a 32-year-old New Port Richey man, was jailed Friday after he allegedly called 911 to report that his mother had "stolen his beer."

According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, deputies were called to Dennison's home ironically on Dennison Rd. because he wanted his mother arrested for "taking his beer." He threatened to call 911 repeatedly unless his mother was taken to jail. Officers reported that Dennison was very intoxicated when they arrived on the scene.

Dennison was booked into the Land 'O Lakes Jail and charged with making false 911 calls. He remains jailed in lieu of $150 bail.

Source

Was he an idiot to phone the emergency services?

Coors he was.

/Sorry

**Timbuk2**

Whatever ales him...

alwaysadub

FFS,he's 32?! Thought maybe it was a teenager when i started reading it!

kiffer

This is the greatest miscarrage of justice ever.
Somebody get this man a beer STAT!

ejmaztec

His mother should have stolen his beer a lot earlier.

brummytom

Dennison was booked into the Land 'O Lakes Jail

Jesus Christ, and they say our Prisons are like hotels

PeterIanStaker

Dennison (to big burly guy in jail) Hi, I'm new here, what's your name?

Big Burly Guy: Bend over.

Dennison: Nice to meet you Ben . . .

epgc3fyqirnbsx

She stole his beer ffs! She should be locked up, in fact prison is too good for her. And she should be sterelised to ensure she can't produce any offspring :pac:

Mimikyu

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dr gonzo

"According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, deputies were called to Dennison's home ironically coincidentally on Dennison Rd."

Fixed that for them.


She wont let her son leave home, takes his beer and wont pay his bail after he justifiably called the police on her...Who is this woman?!

Abi

brummytom wrote: »

Jesus Christ, and they say our Prisons are like hotels

If my mother hid my drink she'd wanna book herself a hospital bed.

stovelid

What a fantastic name for a jail.

brummytom

Abigayle wrote: »

If my mother hid my drink she'd wanna book herself a hospital bed.

I have to hide drink if there's any in, to stop dad getting to it first

stovelid

Will additional charges follow for still living with his ma at 32?

brummytom

stovelid wrote: »

Will additional charges follow for still living with his ma at 32?

He's being sent to the Land O' Lacks prison

inforfun

Haley Hissing Arrowhead wrote: »

She stole his beer ffs! She should be locked up, in fact prison is too good for her. And she should be sterelised to ensure she can't produce any offspring :pac:

That should have happened 33 years ago.

Donkey Oaty

There's a picture of Mr Dennison here:

http://mugshotsusa.com/pasco-fl/21793

Edit - sorry, already posted in main article.

javaboy

LoL prison. lol

Gary4279

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

There's a picture of Mr Dennison here:

http://mugshotsusa.com/pasco-fl/21793

Edit - sorry, already posted in main article.

those ears are huge, they won't touch him in prison.:D

dr gonzo

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

There's a picture of Mr Dennison here:

http://mugshotsusa.com/pasco-fl/21793

Edit - sorry, already posted in main article.

Wow hes sunk quite far since playing Golum in LOTR's.

starbelgrade

Gary4279 wrote: »

those ears are huge, they won't touch him in prison.:D

They call them love handles in most prisons.

Jako8

On a slightly related note:

http://mugshotsusa.com/pasco-fl/21870

Charges : False Imprisonment.
I wonder why?

PeterIanStaker

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

There's a picture of Mr Dennison here:

http://mugshotsusa.com/pasco-fl/21793

Edit - sorry, already posted in main article.

He looks like he could go on Maury and deny someone's baby. lol.

Dravokivich

Them Yanks sure are nuts... there was another story I read last year where a woman rang the police becuase McDonalds didn't have any chicken nuggets..

the dumb broad woman thought they were abusing her "rights".

OutlawPete

Dravokivich wrote: »

Them Yanks sure are nuts... there was another story I read last year where a woman rang the police becuase McDonalds didn't have any chicken nuggets..

the dumb broad woman thought they were abusing her "rights".

I seen that one you are talking about but this one is even worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ12Ry-hD6I

Dravokivich

^

reminds me of work

You'd be suprised how childish people don't realise they get when someone says "no" to them...

Kanye

OutlawPete wrote: »

Was he an idiot to phone the emergency services?

Coors he was.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahaha.


I work in a pub and I use that all the time:

Random cnut: "Can I get a Coors, please" (let's pretend people say, "please" to bar staff)

Me: "Coors you can."

Also:

"Bud, please"

"No worries, bud."

and

"Two Guinness"

"It's Guinn-i"

and

"Can I get a White Cabernet Sauvignon?"

"No. Fuck you."


The last one's my favourite.

starbelgrade

Kanye wrote: »

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahaha.


I work in a pub and I use that all the time:

Random cnut: "Can I get a Coors, please" (let's pretend people say, "please" to bar staff)

Me: "Coors you can."

Also:

"Bud, please"

"No worries, bud."

and

"Two Guinness"

"It's Guinn-i"

and

"Can I get a White Cabernet Sauvignon?"

"No. Fuck you."


The last one's my favourite.

You must have people on the floor laughing the whole time with those gems of hilarity.

dubtom

*picks myself off floor*
Yes,what was the joke.

Kanye

starbelgrade wrote: »

You must have people on the floor laughing the whole time with those gems of hilarity.

Well, actually, people generally find it amusing enough. I suppose it doesn't read well, but I was talking about real life - you know, the place where sounds come out of your mouth instead of letters appearing on a screen.

It's difficult for someone who spends their life on the Internet to appreciate this and banter can make boring reading. You could try your imagination for some tips on experiencing inter-personal communications. If you're still having problems, reboot... or something.

Sharpshooter

According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, deputies were called to Dennison's home ironically on Dennison Rd. because he wanted his mother arrested for "taking his beer." He threatened to call 911 repeatedly unless his mother was taken to jail. Officers reported that Dennison was very intoxicated when they arrived on the scene.

The idiot drank it and forgot.:D

Apolloyon

Let's hope he'll be a wiser bud from now on!