Your best hangover cure

Dr.Silly

Seriously, am sitting here and feel like chucking over my keyboard.
I have the sweats, the shakes, and can't move.
Please help

SeaFields

eat something, even if you have to force it in, and then take some painkillers and go back to bed for an hour....cured!

petes

I'll bite. Moar beer.

Trashbat

Dont Eat. Makes you worse. Have two Pints. The first one should be cider, with lots of ice, to hydrate you a little bit and the second should be your normal drink of choice. Then go eat something stodgy, but not too acidic.

Follow that up with a bottle of water and one of those redoxon vitamin C tablets. And then have another two pints.

Sorted.

drunkmonkey

HB Twister, it's the quickest hangover cure known to man, trust me i'm a pro

mathie

Dr.Silly wrote: »

Seriously, am sitting here and feel like chucking over my keyboard.
I have the sweats, the shakes, and can't move.
Please help

If you have the shakes then surely you are moving?

Dr.Silly

ok, it would seem a bit odd drinking a pint in work, so that's off the agenda I'm afraid :-(

colsku

I like to lash my head under a really hot shower, the more powerful the better and then get some kip. Unless you work for the civil service that doesn't sound like an option for you at the moment tho!

Trashbat

Dr.Silly wrote: »

ok, it would seem a bit odd drinking a pint in work, so that's off the agenda I'm afraid :-(

Get a job which affords you this luxury!

petes

You have the shakes? I think this may be more of a problem than you think.

Shower and Lucozade Sport... Altho I'm still feeling like crap today
2 nights in a row midweek will do that.

JerryHandbag

4 reheated MacDonalds hamburgers washed down with ice cold cow juice usually does the trick for me

Tabnabs

Hunky Dories and coke (leaded coke now, non of that unleaded suger free stuff :mad:)

wyndham

Footlong Italian BMT on hearty Italian, extra cheese, toasted. Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, cucumber. Marinara tomato sauce from the meatballs.
Little parmesan shake if they have it.

Cured

Sykk

A big durty full Irish ffs.. Can't believe no one mentioned that yet.

Dr.Silly

JerryHandbag wrote: »

4 reheated MacDonalds hamburgers washed down with ice cold cow juice usually does the trick for me

Oh Christ, would someone get that for me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.....sounds perfect !!

colsku

or a ****...

EnglishPollop

You definately need to take a painkiller of some sort - and drink something.
I normally get a bottle of water and a can of coke and sip them alternatively - the water will rehydrate you and the sugar in the coke will perk you up.

Once you feel like eating, make it something like a sandwich or pasta.

Hope you're better soon! There is NOTHING worse than a hangover at work...:p

fonecrusher1

Best hangover cure in my opinion is a dip in the sea.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

If you can gather the energey go to a swimming pool - sauna, steamroom, plunge pool jacuzzi , repeat

If not then get a smoothi and lots of crisps

hardCopy

Two hot sausage rolls from your local
hot food counter and a large bottle of fizzy lucozade sport(the blue bottle).

Then just hold out til lunch and get some serious comfort food in.

petes

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Best hangover cure in my opinion is a dip in the sea.

That's great for people that live by the sea.

Dr.Silly

colsku wrote: »

or a ****...

lol, the state I'm in that's DEFINETELY not an option !!!!

EnglishPollop

Or a McChicken Sandwich and a coke with loads of ice

Real Clare Man

A good dump......mug of strong tea and banana sandwich.....don't eat anything that will repeat.

Wazdakka

A Blowjob works pretty well.

Dr.Silly

EnglishPollop wrote: »

Or a McChicken Sandwich and a coke with loads of ice

ok, now I defo have a craving for macdonalds ...
if a good looking girl could deliver it to me I'd greatly appreciate it.
thanks

Dr.Silly

Wazdakka wrote: »

A Blowjob works pretty well.

asl ?

fonecrusher1

Insurgent wrote: »

That's great for people that live by the sea.

Improvise. Bath of cold water. No bath, cold shower. No shower, head under cold water tap.

What usually helps me:

a litre of cranberry juice, a loaf of wheat bread and a big bottle of Lucozade and sleep it off.

stanley1

+1, get down quick to matt the rashers.

antodeco

Take a disprin before you go out (thins blood)
Hagover is not as bad the next day.

Seeing as your are passed that point, what you need is:

Pack of meanies, lucozade and a mars bar.

Pack of meanies will sort out your stomach, lucozade will give you some form of energy. Chocolate will release endorphins and you will feel a little better.

seamus

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You'll be right as rain by lunchtime!

Novella

It has to be Lucozade, it fixes everything.

banshee_bones

Two Neurofen and a pint of coke, if you can stomach that then food should be next, preferably something greasy!

antodeco

Dr.Silly wrote: »

lol, the state I'm in that's DEFINETELY not an option !!!!

If you have the shakes, it wont actually take much work from you

Mary-Ellen

Water, strawberries and crisp
Liquid, vitamin C and Salt.

Everything you washed out of your system last night

Phractal

Normally I keep drinking... But that aint an option here. Another cure is drink a heap of water, go to the jacks, throw up repeatedly, then have a few expressos loaded with sugar, some panadol, and a LOT of bready stuff with greasy sausages. Flushes ya out, wakes you up, kills the headache and fills your belly. You know, hangovers can be avoided... Just drink enough to get you drunk, then stop with the alcohol. You feel... Refreshed in the morning. Tis cheaper too!

celticbest

A two litre of Pepsi along with plenty of ice, oh yeah.......

Dr.Silly

Phractal wrote: »

You know, hangovers can be avoided... Just drink enough to get you drunk, then stop with the alcohol. You feel... Refreshed in the morning. Tis cheaper too!

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!! ?????????

seamus

Phractal wrote: »

You know, hangovers can be avoided... Just drink enough to get you drunk, then stop with the alcohol. You feel... Refreshed in the morning. Tis cheaper too!

You're one of those highly irritating people who rolls out of a club at 4 in the morning, barely able to speak your name and then sweeps into work at 9am with no trace of a hangover.

You're not welcome here.

stovelid

Blood transfusion.

Dr.Silly

only another 15 minutes before I head to lunch...
I've decided on a carvery, a roast beef with loads of stuffing and gravy.

wish me luck

Rubberlegs

Yup definitly pint of coke!! If your guts still feel dodgy I'd hit the Andrews Liver Salts. Drink em while they're still fizzling. All else failing, fingers down the throat. Gross I know but you'd feel miles better after a good meeting with Huhgie:D

piby

Your body looses a lot of potassium when you booze so you need to repalce that. High sources are honey and bananas so honey on toast will sort you out and its not to hard on the stomach. That and just keep drinking loads of water!

Although a full Irish does sound mighty good right now hangover or no hangover

Chiorino

Cool pops, loads of them. They're not as heavy as fizzy drinks. The sugar will give you a boost and the water will rehydrate you.

Dancor

Large strawberry milkshake from McDonalds

Sktchr

Ya Milkshakes or Fruit Juices...they'll refresh the system.

Avoid tea or coffee, they'll only dehydrate your body even more

stimpson

I used to swear by a spliff and a good strong cup of coffee back in the day.

Having said that, a mate once turned me on to the hydration sachets you get in the chemist for when you have the squits. Horrible salty blackcurrant stuff, but they restore your electrolyte balance which makes it easier for your body to rehydrate. Follow with 2 litres of water over the space of an hour of so. Works every time.

PeterIanStaker

5 mile run, cold shower, and a fry. What doesnt kill you makes you stronger.

Pyr0

2/3 pints of water before bed after a night out. Sorted !