How do i get rid of her?!

alwaysadub

Right people,i need your help.
A couple of weeks back,i bumped into a girl i hadn't seen in at least 15 years,we weren't exactly the best of friends back then,but we got on alright.
So,chatted away for a bit,then when i was going, she asks for my phone number,couldn't really think of any way to say no, so gave it to her. Then she found me on Facebook too the same day.
The day i gave her my number,i woke up the next morning with about 3 or 4 texts on my phone from her that she'd sent during the night. She sends me a message on Facebook,and if i don't answer it straight away,she texts me it as well.
She's constantly texting or Facebooking me asking what i'm up to,when i'm back home,how am i etc etc. Doesn't make any difference to her whether i answer or not,she keeps it up. She's starting to annoy me at this stage.
How the fcuk do i get rid of her before i wake up one morning to find her camped outside my house?!
She's a bit sensitive,and i'm a caring soul,so i can't just tell her to fcuk off.
I'm not changing my number cos i've had it for years and years and she's not worth the hassle changing numbers involves.
So any ideas are welcome!

Collie D

More info needed. Are you male or female? Do you think she fancies you or just wants to be friends?

4zn76tysfajdxp

tl;dr Get an abortion.

Gran Hermano

Time for the "it's not me... it's you" chat.

smellslikeshoes

If you're a guy. 3 words, I AM GAY

FearDark

Need more details.
Is she hawt?

Coriolanus

Come onto him/her. Its a win win situation, either you get laid, or you get rid of the person sharpish.

edellc

Just keep ignoring her eventually she will get the message a bit of hassle for now i know but better then telling her where to to and hurting her feelings

SadieSue

Its a lot easier if you tell her that you find her constant messaging worrying. Tell her exactly how you feel and she'll get the message. I know its really awkward but you really don't want it to drag on for ages as it will be worse in the long run.

TheVoodoo

Propose to her, she'll be scared off. It cant go wrong.



Or you could just slowly start to not reply to her messages, dont fuel the fire and all that.

knight_of_cake

just start by changing ur statuson facebook to "In a relationship" and if that doesnt work thm within a few week changed to engaged.

Collie D

SadieSue wrote: »

Its a lot easier if you tell her that you find her constant messaging worrying. Tell her exactly how you feel and she'll get the message. I know its really awkward but you really don't want it to drag on for ages as it will be worse in the long run.

Plus one to that. Nip it in the bud. If you let it drag on the more chance of her getting attached or hurt. Do it now and all will be fine. Don't just ignore her, it's not very nice. Honestly the best policy. "Sorry, I'm not too interested in you" may be blunt but does the trick without anyone getting hurrt too much before. I'm assuming you're a guy here btw and that she is coming on to you.

PeterIanStaker

Block her off FB for a start.

bijapos

pics or.........

gurramok

How did ye recognise each other after 15yrs?

Did ye just get off the set of Star Trek?!

Jax Teller

50 euro and you won't hear from them again .

--LOS--

You're both girls right? She's obviously a pain in the behind so just ignore her, block her from FB and she'll get the idea, you don't owe anything to her. You were friendly when you met her as most people would be, you couldn't really refuse your number but if you want her off your case, don't give her any encouragement, you're not mean for not wanting to be friends with someone.

Standard Toaster

Get down to B&Q and get yourself a shovel and a bag of lime.

Kiera

Collie D wrote: »

Plus one to that. Nip it in the bud. If you let it drag on the more chance of her getting attached or hurt. Do it now and all will be fine. Don't just ignore her, it's not very nice. Honestly the best policy. "Sorry, I'm not too interested in you" may be blunt but does the trick without anyone getting hurrt too much before. I'm assuming you're a guy here btw and that she is coming on to you.

She's a girl.

Collie D

Kiera wrote: »

She's a girl.

How do you know? Very suspicious. Are you the person she's talking about. Why don;t you f*ck off and leave the poor girl alone, you stalking b*tch?


Job done.

Kiera

Collie D wrote: »

How do you know? Very suspicious. Are you the person she's talking about. Why don;t you f*ck off and leave the poor girl alone, you stalking b*tch?


Job done.

I only stalk dudes, Collie

Woow_Aqualung

If only Facekicker was here.

Collie D

Kiera wrote: »

I only stalk dudes, Collie

I have stalker, double entendre intended

Kiera

Collie D wrote: »

I have stalker, double entendre intended

Sorry, you're not my type.

Snowie

sounds like the kinda girl whod do anything to please you......

Collie D

Kiera wrote: »

Sorry, you're not my type.

Lesbian :pac:

Agricola

Did anyone else read that thread title as "How do i get a Ride off her?"


No..............

Just me then. One track mind and all that

alwaysadub

Oh sorry,i'm a girl,she's a girl,i don't fancy her,and no,she's not that good looking! But i'm not a lesbian..

I haven't changed much in 15years i've been told!

Lando Griffin

Too late you have already given her something she desires. Book her a holiday to Thiland and give her a white Teddy stuffed with cheap drugs as a travel companion. You might get the odd postcard every few months but chances are she wont be bothering you for twenty years.

dlofnep

Send her a text saying "That freak keeps texting me and messaging me on facebook all the time."

Then send her a text like 30 seconds later saying "Oops, wrong person".

You'll never hear from her again. And for good measure, I'll ride the sorrow out of her if she's good looking.

--LOS--

fcuk my answer was so sensible :eek:

and hello again AH, so is this girl a lesbian?

destinybabe

I guess tell her you're not much of a texter/great at writing back to people,that you hate all that- it'll give you an excuse so you don't have to write back (except sparingly) and hopefully give the hint you don't appreciate all the messages 24/7 & gently give the vibe that you're seeing someone and have a busy lifestyle.It's gotta be awful not being able to go on facebook/look at your moby without feeling compelled to reply or else you'll be inundated with more messages :eek:

alwaysadub

--LOS-- wrote: »

fcuk my answer was so sensible :eek:

and hello again AH, so is this girl a lesbian?

Hmm,i dunno, maybe she fancies me! :eek:

Happens a lot tbh :pac:

Gummy Panda

alwaysadub wrote: »

Oh sorry,i'm a girl,she's a girl,i don't fancy her,and no,she's not that good looking! But i'm not a lesbian..

I haven't changed much in 15years i've been told!

Just send her a FB message saying "Have you ever lick another girls ass?"

It will either scare her away or invoke a single white female situation. It is worth the gamble.

Tigger

tell
her your boards usernasme

--LOS--

alwaysadub wrote: »

Hmm,i dunno, maybe she fancies me! :eek:

Happens a lot tbh :pac:

Hai
purty crown you got there.

baldbear

Ask for her address then send a poo in a bag to her and tell her your mad and aren't allowed to have friends. Sorted.

yerayeah

Well, if she's on boards, you might have solved your problem with this thread if she sees it!

bonerm

Haha, you facebook-using, phone-owning, conversation-having, relationship-making people make me laugh.

Kiera

How about sending her a link to this thread over facebook?

WindSock

Collie D wrote: »

Lesbian :pac:

Slut

Wolfe Tone

Huh, everyone seems to have a crazy female stalker these days. And a lesbian too you say? Some people have all the luck

WindSock

She sounds like she might have a tiny little cuckoo living in her brain department, OP. I would be careful not to be too dickish in cutting her out. Maybe just don't 'entertain' her messages too much, then she will probably get bored and move onto something else.

Denerick

Lord knows I could do with a female stalker.

Collie D

WindSock wrote: »

Slut

Hmmm, have we met?

alwaysadub

Denerick wrote: »

Lord knows I could do with a female stalker.

give me your phone number and i'll set you up with one. You won't be disappointed

Crann na Beatha

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alwaysadub

Kiera wrote: »

How about sending her a link to this thread over facebook?

Thought about that! Think i'd have to wait till i was drunk though,i'm meaner then :pac:

moonpurple

just tell her your partner is getting uneasy with the comms..

Dean820

Met a girl out last night, mentioned my name and gave her my phone number. She's been texting me non-stop ever since, added me on facebook....all of me not replying. A good ego boost however.

Kiera

alwaysadub wrote: »

Thought about that! Think i'd have to wait till i was drunk though,i'm meaner then :pac:

PM me her FB and i'll do it