Will we be robbed?

Lando Griffin · 30-05-2010 5:03pm #1

Was in the local shop and two young lads from Dublin wearing Dublin shirts buying smokes were before me. As soon as they left the shop keeper a suspecious type whispered to me " Probably be robbed later tonight" Why do us country folk still think like this?

Minstrel27 · 30-05-2010 5:04pm

You should rob the shop.

WIZE · 30-05-2010 5:05pm

because you are boggers

bonerm · 30-05-2010 5:05pm

Bogger forum

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Berty · 30-05-2010 5:06pm

You should go back to the shop with acid, tie up the shopkeeper and pour acid in his eyes, mouth and ears all whilst wearing a Dublin Jersey shouting really loudly

"WHERE'S THE FVCKING METRO" in a Dublin accent?

Biggins · 30-05-2010 5:06pm

It was probably the crowbar and gloves sticking out of their back pockets that gave him the mad notion.

mikom · 30-05-2010 5:06pm

To be honest the lads wearing the Dublin shirts were the ones that were robbed.

super_furry · 30-05-2010 5:09pm

WHICH TOWN?!?!?!?

Oh wait, wrong way around.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 30-05-2010 5:12pm

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Was in the local shop

Which locality?

Collie D · 30-05-2010 5:14pm

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Was in the local shop and two young lads from Dublin wearing Dublin shirts buying smokes were before me. As soon as they left the shop keeper a suspecious type whispered to me " Probably be robbed later tonight" Why do us country folk still think like this?

Haha, that's funny. Didn't think people thought like that.

Reminds me of the time I was working in a pub near Croke Park and two lads with Tipp jersesy came in looking to buy food and drink...no wait, they didn't. They brought their own hang sangwiches and ate them from the back of their car, the mean b*stards

brummytom · 30-05-2010 5:14pm

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Was in the local shop and two young lads from Dublin wearing Dublin shirts buying smokes were before me. As soon as they left the shop keeper a suspecious type whispered to me " Probably be robbed later tonight" Why do us country folk still think like this?

Because it's probably true?

peasant · 30-05-2010 5:16pm

was it this local shop ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOGAAlHzF4o

PeterIanStaker · 30-05-2010 5:16pm

The ones doing the real robbing wear suits and frequent No 2 Kildare St. . . .

Dancor · 30-05-2010 5:19pm

Before you know it, your village will be like Boyz in da hood

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 30-05-2010 5:23pm

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Was in the local shop and two young lads from Dublin wearing Dublin shirts buying smokes were before me. As soon as they left the shop keeper a suspecious type whispered to me " Probably be robbed later tonight" Why do us country folk still think like this?

Speak for yourself dude

MIRMIR82 · 30-05-2010 5:24pm

Collie D wrote: »

Haha, that's funny. Didn't think people thought like that.

Reminds me of the time I was working in a pub near Croke Park and two lads with Tipp jersesy came in looking to buy food and drink...no wait, they didn't. They brought their own hang sangwiches and ate them from the back of their car, the mean b*stards

Could possibly be to do with the fact that the pubs around Croke Park charge phenomenal prices for the same 'hang sandwiches' with a few 'posh' crisps beside it and they also probably didnt fancy queuing up for half the day.
home-made hang sandwich-1euro
packet of taytos-50cent
bottle of fanta-1.50
look on bar mans face-priceless:D

bonerm · 30-05-2010 5:24pm

Dancor wrote: »

Before you know it, your village will be like Boyz in da hood

How do you mean? They're already 20 years behind the times by the sound of it.

Collie D · 30-05-2010 5:26pm

MIRMIR82 wrote: »

Could possibly be to do with the fact that the pubs around Croke Park charge phenomenal prices for the same 'hang sandwiches' with a few 'posh' crisps beside it and they also probably didnt fancy queuing up for half the day.
home-made hang sandwich-1euro
packet of taytos-50cent
bottle of fanta-1.50
look on bar mans face-priceless:D

Ah here, if you consider crisps "posh" you're meaner than I thought

Don't take it personally. I was going to say Cavan but nobody would believe they were anywhere near Croke Park

Lando Griffin · 30-05-2010 5:41pm

Clementine Dead Drain wrote: »

Which locality?

Not telling you but will probably be on the next Crimeline. Anyway the last time this gent got robbed was by a local genius who was stopped by the guards at 12.30am the night in question and had no insurance. He then proceeded to rob the shop but cut himself so badly on glass if ended up in hospital. It didnt take long for the guards to break the case. At court if pleaded with the Judge that he had to pay for his insurance so needed to rob the shop. An all round idiot

bigeasyeah · 30-05-2010 5:46pm

Those lads wearing the Dublin jerseys are really from Mayo.In a plot of Byzantine proportions two innocent Dubliners will get arrested and have their home-countys name further besmirched.
Meanwhile,in their secret mountain base somewhere on Achill ,the Machiavellian Mayomen congratulate themselves whilst sorting through their ill-gotten gains.Turning to their assembled henchmen they triumphantly declare:
'It was hard work but we ll be having raspberry ripple tonight lads'

Will we be robbed?

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