Fat Girl Rodeo

Larianne

I was in the pub last night and one of the lads happened to mention this. I didn't know what he was on about but when he told us I was totally shocked. This explains it :http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fat%20girl%20rodeo
That is one of the meanest things I've heard anyone doing. Now the guy said he's never done it and I think he regretted ever mentioning it as we gave him a pretty hard time about it.

Have you ever done it and if so, why?

General Zod

noone has ever done anything that is mentioned on Urban dictionary.

SadieSue

That's so mean! Fellas are awful lol

NothingMan

My girlfriend isn't fat so I just call out her sisters name. Pretty much the same effect.

PK2008

Hahahahahahaha


Thats going on the list

RoadKillTs

You would want to be prity messed up to do that in fairness.

Hasmunch

General Zod wrote: »

noone has ever done anything that is mentioned on Urban dictionary.

I have this "friend" who tried one or two things on it

AAAAAAAHHH

Larianne wrote: »

if so, why?

Because she was fat.

AnonoBoy

I suspect any lad who would actually think that's a great idea would in reality be so grateful that he's getting anyone to sleep with him he'd say absolutely nothing.

Scarydoll

Jayney thats horrible:eek:

Duggy747

Hasmunch wrote: »

I have this "friend" who tried one or two things on it

It wasn't "Farming" or "Flossing" was it? :pac:

itsallaboutheL

*looks up*

*waves at everybody on their high moral gound*

*continues pissing self laughing at OP*

Abrasax

The possibility of a sharp spike in Fat Girl Rodeo incidents in nightclubs around the country this weekend has increased, thanks to the OP.

Larianne

General Zod wrote: »

noone has ever done anything that is mentioned on Urban dictionary.

Well there's facebook groups on it.

PK2008 wrote: »

Hahahahahahaha


Thats going on the list

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I suspect any lad who would actually think that's a great idea would in reality be so grateful that he's getting anyone to sleep with him he'd say absolutely nothing.

Yeah, that's it really.

Hasmunch

Duggy747 wrote: »

It wasn't "Farming" or "Flossing" was it? :pac:

No plain old felching

WindSock

Yeah, isn't there some other game where you have to kiss the ugliest woman that you find and laugh about it with your mates? I sincerely hope all the people who participate in this kind of thing get raped from a SUPER AIDS riddled manwhore and fall off the face of the planet.

Handsome Bob

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

*looks up*

*waves at everybody on their high moral gound*

*continues pissing self laughing at OP*

LOL, would you do it yourself? Didn't think so.

itsallaboutheL

LZ5by5 wrote: »

LOL, would you do it yourself? Didn't think so.

I'm not quite that much of a prick!!

I'd consider it though.

EDIT:

I probably am this much of a prick

WindSock wrote: »

Yeah, isn't there some other game where you have to kiss the ugliest woman that you find and laugh about it with your mates? .

Mwaaa

I'm sick of all ye holier than thou merchants.

And i've cheated on an ex.

There are ye happy.

Bastards.

PK2008

WindSock wrote: »

Yeah, isn't there some other game where you have to kiss the ugliest woman that you find and laugh about it with your mates? I sincerely hope all the people who participate in this kind of thing get raped from a SUPER AIDS riddled manwhore and fall off the face of the planet.

Woah woah woah, the chick might be gettiing one of the only kisses of her life and you want to deny her?

Bazzy

WindSock wrote: »

Yeah, isn't there some other game where you have to kiss the ugliest woman that you find and laugh about it with your mates? I sincerely hope all the people who participate in this kind of thing get raped from a SUPER AIDS riddled manwhore and fall off the face of the planet.

But you might get a kiss then?

Larianne

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

I'm not quite that much of a prick!!

Really?

:pac:

WindSock

PK2008 wrote: »

Woah woah woah, the chick might be gettiing one of the only kisses of her life and you want to deny her?

At the price of utter humiliation? Not really.

Unless she knew what game was being played and she snowballed him for his efforts

General Zod

facebook is hardly the last bastion of honesty on the internet :P

WindSock

Bazzy wrote: »

But you might get a kiss then?

So might you, I guess...

Larianne

General Zod wrote: »

facebook is hardly the last bastion of honesty on the internet :P

I know. I only looked up Facebook to see if it was true. But some of the other guys last night had heard of it.

I am regretting posting this now as it will have given utter eejits the idea of something to do at the weekend.

Bazzy

WindSock wrote: »

So might you, I guess...

Only if your asking

PK2008

Larianne wrote: »

I am regretting posting this now as it will have given utter eejits the idea of something to do at the weekend.

Any plans this weekend, sweet cheeks?

Handsome Bob

Larianne wrote: »

I am regretting posting this now as it will have given utter eejits the idea of something to do at the weekend.

I doubt it. But if they do, may they inadvertantly pick the roughest woman in the club who will go on to give them an absolute hiding.

General Zod

Larianne wrote: »

I know. I only looked up Facebook to see if it was true. But some of the other guys last night had heard of it.

I am regretting posting this now as it will have given utter eejits the idea of something to do at the weekend.

It's abstract humour. People find the idea of doing something funny when in reality being faced with the actual prospect of doing it they would back out.

It's like those of us who find the idea of suspending bono of a bridge and screaming "ELEVATION!" over and over at him as he begs to be let back on hillarious, but we wouldn't actually do it in reality.

Larianne

PK2008 wrote: »

Any plans this weekend, sweet cheeks?

har har.

WindSock

Bazzy wrote: »

Only if your asking

Ok. But I will take your pic and post it onto the site to laugh at it later with the girlies

Just had a look at the facebook group there. Full of English twatheads like I imagined.

Menengroth™

General Zod wrote: »

It's like those of us who find the idea of suspending bono of a bridge and screaming "ELEVATION!" over and over at him as he begs to be let back on hillarious, but we wouldn't actually do it in reality.

We wouldn't?

Abrasax

I'd say it's an urban myth rather than something anyone would actually do.
Anyone cruel enough to do it is facing being ejected from the club, if not getting a bruising from said lady, or her friends.

Mr.David

Fat Girl Rodeo: The only type of rodeo where the bull not the matador that gets impaled on a horn

General Zod

Menengroth™ wrote: »

We wouldn't?

I wouldn't, I'd probably get a bill for the royalties for using the song.

--LOS--

you would want to have nil sense of humour to do this.

Snowie

apprently im adorrable acording to the urban dictionary.....

Larianne

Abrasax wrote: »

I'd say it's an urban myth rather than something anyone would actually do.
Anyone cruel enough to do it is facing being ejected from the club, if not getting a bruising from said lady, or her friends.

Well apparently, the guy starts dancing with the girl behind her and she thinks this is great. He then starts whispering in her ear "You're the ugliest, fattest.. etc. etc." and that it takes her a while to understand what he is saying and sure by that time I think the girl would be more upset than anything else and run off and not tell her friends.

Abrasax

Larianne wrote: »

Well apparently, the guy starts dancing with the girl behind her and she thinks this is great. He then starts whispering in her ear "You're the ugliest, fattest.. etc. etc." and that it takes her a while to understand what he is saying and sure by that time I think the girl would be more upset than anything else and run off and not tell her friends.

But do your friends or their friends actually do this?

Larianne

Abrasax wrote: »

But do your friends or their friends actually do this?

No, a guy I was talking to in the pub mentioned this to the group. I can't remember what the conversation was about. But he then said he never did it himself but a group of guys he knew of.

Yeah maybe he was making it up.He certainly made it clear he didn't do this. I was just really shocked by it.

Bazzy

WindSock wrote: »

Ok. But I will take your pic and post it onto the site to laugh at it later with the girlies

Once I get to play tonsil tennis with a windsock that'll keep me happy you can laugh away afterwards no bother

YFlyer

NothingMan wrote: »

My girlfriend isn't fat so I just call out her sisters name. Pretty much the same effect.

Yes agree. Why not pick up some good looking bird in the club. Bang her from behind and then call her by a different name and hang on.

Abrasax

Larianne wrote: »

No, a guy I was talking to in the pub mentioned this to the group. I can't remember what the conversation was about. But he then said he never did it himself but a group of guys he knew of.

Yeah maybe he was making it up.He certainly made it clear he didn't do this. I was just really shocked by it.

I'd be amazed if it goes on that often.
It's cruelty of the playground variety that even most kids would probably be too classy to stoop to.
I hope there aren't too many adults running around thinking this is fun.

Bazzy

Abrasax wrote: »

I'd be amazed if it goes on that often.
It's cruelty of the playground variety that even most kids would probably be too classy to stoop to.
I hope there aren't too many adults running around thinking this is fun.

We are still in AH anything goes I am sure it was meant as a joke !

Abrasax

Bazzy wrote: »

We are still in AH anything goes I am sure it was meant as a joke !

Even so, I might just stage a sting operation this weekend.
I'll don a fat suit and minidress and head out to the local night club and clobber any would be rodeo-ers, then run off into the night.

Bazzy

Abrasax wrote: »

Even so, I might just stage a sting operation this weekend.
I'll don a fat suit and minidress and head out to the local night club and clobber any would be rodeo-ers and run off into the night.

Get your fat suit you've pulled

Abrasax

Bazzy wrote: »

Get your fat suit you've pulled

The names Mz. Devere, but you can call me Bubbles.

amme

Fat Girl rodeo is happening in secondary schools around the country! I know a school that had a guy expelled for it only last week. minus the sex obviously! Lads hop a girl's back and away they go!

Hasmunch

It was P-Diddy who started it all not so long ago

http://s133702574.onlinehome.us/pictures/blog/diddy.jpg

stovelid

I like Cowboy Glassing as well

That's when you see Fat Girl Rodeo jockeys geting a beer bottle up the side of their head.

Seriously though: assuming it's not an urban myth, if a friend of mine ever did what's outlined in the OP, I'd find it very hard to ever respect (or speak to) him again

Bazzy

Abrasax wrote: »

The names Mz. Devere, but you can call me Bubbles.

You awul romantic