Your most recent injury..

giftgrub

Just pulled a 1/4 inch wedge of glass out of the side of my foot....

It was under a cupboard in the kitchen.

Feet bleed a LOT, think Die Hard.

still painful but wine helps...

SadieSue

Ouch hope your foot is okay!

Not really an injury but I just got over an ear infection that started in my right ear and then my left ear wanted in on the action. I couldn't sleep properly for a week.

starbelgrade

I caught my knob in the CD drive on my laptop as it was closing. Don't talk to me about pain.

aidan_walsh

Paper cut.

SadieSue

starbelgrade wrote: »

I caught my knob in the CD drive on my laptop as it was closing. Don't talk to me about pain.

What was your knob doing in the CD tray!? :pac:

LavaLamp

giftgrub wrote: »

It was under a cupboard in the kitchen.

what were you doing under the cupboard....???

I nearly knocked myself out this morning, went to get something out of the cupboard under the stairs and stood up too quick, cracking the back of my head on the frame, thankfully cupboard not damaged

must be a day for dangerous cupboards

starbelgrade

SadieSue wrote: »

What was your knob doing in the CD tray!? :pac:

I was trying to burn a copy of it.

brummytom

Bent down to pick my phone off the floor in the kitchen (I'd knocked it off the worksurface, don't judge). Came back up too quickly and smacked my head off the cupboard. Fuckin hurt


So we all hate cupboards then?

Mint Sauce

does a hangover count, in that case still suffering that one

Diabhal Beag

Dislocated kneecap

giftgrub

LavaLamp wrote: »

what were you doing under the cupboard....??

My feet went under it a bit when i was standing at it...

Pulled the wedge out blood all over the shop...

Rang wife demanding to know where the f***ing plasters were..she has them in her bag.

foot is now held together with kitchen paper and duct tape

LavaLamp

ow ow ow! nice work with the "plaster" there, amazing what you can conjour up with a few household items LOL.

It really is a day to hate cupboards I think.

builttospill

SadieSue wrote: »

What was your knob doing in the CD tray!? :pac:

He thought it was the slot for his 3 1/2 inch floppy...

Boom fcuking boom.

brummytom

builttospill wrote: »

He thought it was the slot for his 3 1/2 inch floppy...

Boom fcuking boom.

dr.bollocko's version was better :pac:

Overheal

I injured my ego when she didnt call back to arrange coffee

And then I bumped my knee on the desk :mad:

Indubitable

Balls ache from too much sex.

Tar.Aldarion

hurt foot on treadmill. stupid nonrunning shoes.

FearDark

Broken toes from the clumsy buffoons I play indoor soccer with, still when Im half way through this case of Corona I wont feel my toes anymore.

Standard Toaster

Bottle of shampoo fell square on my big toe this morning in the shower. Damn that hurt, I screamed like a little school girl

Mint Sauce

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Bottle of shampoo fell square on my big toe this morning in the shower. Damn that hurt, I screamed like a little school girl

done that a few weeks ago, had my mum banging of the bathroom door panicing thinking something terrible had happened

pow wow

Impacted lower wisdom tooth just sliced the side of my gum in two and no dentist til Monday. I'd grow a knob and shove it in the CD drive and set it to 'read disc' (:eek:) rather than have to suffer this!