HELP NEEDED!!!

dj.humps

Hey there,I'm calling for YOU!! I NEED YOUR HELP!!

Ok here's the score...I have a game going with my best friend,inspired by the infamous "prankwars" found on youtube and collegehumour.com..The aim of the game is to display the words "F**k You" to Each other,But with some very specific rules...

1.The words have to be opened up,or displayed in some form by the person being caught out. eg. I cannot directly hand him a piece of paper with the dreaded words on it,He has to discover them himself.

2.The plan has to be "big style" and cant just be some small writing on a table that you sit at or something..It has to be an elusive and well thought out plan.

3.Scores are kept on who has gotten who,and at the the end of this year at our new years bash has to do some unspeakable forfeits which were drawn up at the start of the year.

There is a judicator of the game who will settle disputes if any arise,and judges whether or not scores should be counted or not.

Previous scores have been very good,and has provided entertainment for our whole year...this started off as a small game but had inevitably gotten very famous within our school,with bets becoming bigger and bigger on whos going to win...its gotten very out of hand.

I'm calling upon you for your best ideas!! I am desperate now,and we have both become so suspicious of each other that our plan ideas have been exhausted..

So far some highlights have been:

He made me a mockup website,in which he convinced me I was on the discoverey channel and when he sent me the link to the footage,this happened. http://eyjafjallajokull.webs.com/

I got a posh looking envelope addressed to him,he's been waiting impatiently for a reply about his munster rugby trials and so when he got this,he ripped it open to reveal the 2 words Great success

He literally broke into my house,and made my screensaver into the 2 words,arranged the magnets on the fridge and changed my xbox,computer and satnav welcoming message to the words...Big failure.

This has been going on for so long,the stakes are so high and any help in winning would be highly appreciated Thank you very much..

Abelloid

FUCK YOU

1-0 to him.

Bonito

This is epic! We need to trick him! Dammit, this needs devious minds! I'm putting a link in my sig for you!

K4t

Some night when he's asleep (or possibly passed out drunk) write the two words on his forehead so he'll see them in the mirror.

If you're in school, write it on the board in one of his classes before he gets there, or the teacher for that matter!

Costly but effective I'd imagine: Buy a load of t-shirts and get the slogan imprinted on them, hand them out to your mates at school, tell them to all wear the t-shirt on a specific day, and at lunch (or in class if you're daring enough) get them to take off their jumpers while your mate is around, voila:D

Great idea for a bit of fun and michief. Might start a game myself with someone.:D

dj.humps

K4t wrote: »

Some night when he's asleep (or possibly passed out drunk) write the two words on his forehead so he'll see them in the mirror.

If you're in school, write it on the board in one of his classes before he gets there, or the teacher for that matter!

Costly but effective I'd imagine: Buy a load of t-shirts and get the slogan imprinted on them, hand them out to your mates at school, tell them to all wear the t-shirt on a specific day, and at lunch (or in class if you're daring enough) get them to take off their jumpers while your mate is around, voila:D

Great idea for a bit of fun and michief. Might start a game myself with someone.:D

Beautiful man,I've already actually done the board one...out form teacher writes a famous quotes on the board every morning for us,And she wasn't in one morning...so I took matters into my own hands and he came in and first thing he did was read a nice big F**K YOU..Yesss

Those other 2 plans are fantastic though,Keep em coming Cheers..

Ave Sodalis

Does it count if you write the **** You on a piece of paper then tape the words over one of his favourite dvds?

Rozabeez

If you can't write it on his forehead, write it on the mirror itself.

Get him a "F*CK YOU" cake

Piriz

if you write it on a mirror in his bathroom with your finger, the next time he has a shower and the mirror steams up you will see '**** you' on the mirror..

you could spray it onto his door mat..

write it on one of his cigarettes (if he smokes)..

record a voice mail answering message on your phone and say **** you..instead of the "i am unable to take your call etc.." surely he will call you in a few days and hear it..

for the final day...get a tattoo of it and show him...thats a Win!! then get it covered up with some other tattoo (if tattoos are your thing)..

get him a plate of chips in the canteen and spell it out on the plate with chips..or write it on the chalk board menu in the canteen and ask him what hes havin for lunch

buy this book http://www.amazon.com/****-You-Rock-Roll-Portraits/dp/0811866106take it out and read it when your sitting across the table from him..

write **** you on the bottom of your coffee mug and then drink it infront of him..


hmmm thats about all i can think of mate...keep us posted!!:)

gino85

get some random chick to hand him a note with it on it if you go out drinking

Thoie

Write it in weedkiller, or mustard cress seed on his lawn outside his bedroom window.

As it's coming into summer, if he has an indoor garage, write it in lipstick on the passenger window of his car, and leave the window down. Actually, not lipstick, that would make a terrible mess. Find something that won't destroy his car, and comes off easily.

Write it backwards in black marker across the lightbulb of his desklamp. Leave him a spare bulb somewhere handy in case he needs to do some work.

Make a DVD that just has those words on it and leave it in his DVD player.

If he smokes, buy a pack of cigarettes, take the plastic off carefully, write it on the silver foil inside the pack, then replace the plastic upside down on the pack so it looks like a new pack.

Make him a pizza with it spelled out in food, ask him to take the pizza out of the oven. Alternatively, order a pizza and see if you can persuade the delivery guy to write it inside the lid of the box.

Factor 50 across the chest if he's the type that falls asleep topless in the sun.

A bit more subtle - write it on the inside of a beer bottle lid, hammer the lid back on, give him a beer. Runs the risk of him not seeing it.

dj.humps

Nice one guys,Keep em comin! He's got a nasty one inbound,He's waiting impiteltly on his car insurance letter from Allianz...I got my hands on a letter from Allianz addressed to someone else...changed the address and put in my own little message

evillive

send him some fake emails from 'apparently' normal senders such as his family or pals or whatever using sharpmail.co.uk, and a big FU when he opens it, i've really put the ****s up friends with messages from HR, or the porn police etc etc using the site

MistyCheese

Ooooh, I know what you need to do! Seriously, this will ensure that you win! Listen!

Get a life.

That way, you win!!!!111!!!!1!!!11!!!!

Bonito

MistyCheese wrote: »

Ooooh, I know what you need to do! Seriously, this will ensure that you win! Listen!

Get a life.

That way, you win!!!!111!!!!1!!!11!!!!

The ironing is delicious.

MistyCheese

Bonito wrote: »

The ironing is delicious.

So's the washing up!