im fooked dahlings

skepticalone

right , as of today im now officially fooked , my cars been reposessed, my house will be seized by the bank and the slap faced hog who thought my x husband was a fine catch shall now be queueing for handout along side him , such is life in a recessionary ireland. Any one have some humour to cheer me up?

MagicMarker

Could be worse, you could have my job.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

My friend Kevin tried to do a wheelie on his bike in front of a big crowd of girls and fell off and everyone laughed at him and he went red and went home

bonerm

skepticalone wrote: »

right , as of today im now officially fooked , my cars been reposessed, my house will be seized by the bank and the slap faced hog who thought my x husband was a fine catch shall now be queueing for handout along side him , such is life in a recessionary ireland. Any one have some humour to cheer me up?

I'm confused. Are you saying that you're a slap-faced hog?

Superbus

skepticalone wrote: »

right , as of today im now officially fooked , my cars been reposessed, my house will be seized by the bank and the slap faced hog who thought my x husband was a fine catch shall now be queueing for handout along side him , such is life in a recessionary ireland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

MagicMarker

Mack Moldy Gasket wrote: »

My friend Kevin tried to do a wheelie on his bike in front of a big crowd of girls and fell off and everyone laughed at him and he went red and went home

His name wasn't Tory was it?

ScumLord

There's always someone worse off than yourself, find that person and laugh at their misfortune. It helps me.

x PyRo

Walked past a restaurant last night and on the window it said - 'Order anything you want, if we don't have it, we'll pay you €500'.

Went in and ordered 'Giraffes kneecaps on toast'.

A short while later, the waiter returned with a cheque for €500 in my name and said "It's your lucky day, we're out of bread"

jd007

skepticalone wrote: »

right , as of today im now officially fooked , my cars been reposessed, my house will be seized by the bank and the slap faced hog who thought my x husband was a fine catch shall now be queueing for handout along side him , such is life in a recessionary ireland. Any one have some humour to cheer me up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gppbrYIcR80

Duggy747

ScumLord wrote: »

There's always someone worse off than yourself, find that person and laugh at their misfortune. It helps me.

When will you people leave me alone

skepticalone

lol of course im not a slap faced hog .....im a fookin fine thing .....

PK2008

Soon you will be free of all ties, you will be reborn.

Cookie_Monster

Ah well, thats what happens when you take part in the over-reaching celtic tiger lifestyle.

bonerm

skepticalone wrote: »

lol of course im not a slap faced hog .....im a fookin fine thing .....

pix or gtfo

jd007

skepticalone wrote: »

lol of course im not a slap faced hog .....im a fookin fine thing .....

bonerm wrote: »

pix or gtfo

I have to agree with bonerm here

stovelid

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

Ah well, thats what happens when you take part in the over-reaching celtic tiger lifestyle.

When I spotted this thread, I bet myself a big dirty cheese-burger that there would be a moralistic David McWilliams tit-**** rejoinder on the first page.

Yum.

/approaches cooker rubbing hands together

jd007

jd007 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gppbrYIcR80

Whoever was holding that camera is an ass. Was funny for a second but it then it just got a little mean looking.:(

keithg89

skepticalone wrote: »

lol of course im not a slap faced hog .....im a fookin fine thing .....

Been waitin for the perfect time to use my first one of these *clears throat proudly*

Pics or GTFO!!!

skepticalone

just heard on the radio that the government is drafting new law this week to ensure folk like me dont end up in jail courtsey of our debts ....so i guess that hunky screws and fab lesbians are also gonna be denied me eh?

pebbles21

skepticalone wrote: »

lol of course im not a slap faced hog .....im a fookin fine thing .....

So are you over 30 and desperate then?

keithg89

first time and i lost to bonerm

Latchy

skepticalone wrote: »

just heard on the radio that the government is drafting new law this week to ensure folk like me dont end up in jail courtsey of our debts ....so i guess that hunky screws and fab lesbians are also gonna be denied me eh?

You could throw a brick through the window of your local shopping Mall / gardai station ,that will guarantee you at least a week in jail

phill106

skepticalone wrote: »

right , as of today im now officially fooked , my cars been reposessed, my house will be seized by the bank and the slap faced hog who thought my x husband was a fine catch shall now be queueing for handout along side him , such is life in a recessionary ireland. Any one have some humour to cheer me up?

On the bright side, it no longer matters if your house was in negative equity...

Cookie_Monster

stovelid wrote: »

When I spotted this thread, I bet myself a big dirty cheese-burger that there would be a moralistic David McWilliams tit-**** rejoinder on the first page.

Yum.

/approaches cooker rubbing hands together

no problem, hope you enjoy it.

stovelid

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

no problem, hope you enjoy it.

Frying the onions now.

theboxer

skepticalone wrote: »

lol of course im not a slap faced hog .....im a fookin fine thing .....

But you are homeless.:)

phill106

theboxer wrote: »

But you are homeless.:)

so easy picking!
Your place or mine love? Answers always yours!

Fremen

It's not until you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.

skepticalone

theboxer wrote: »

But you are homeless.:)

A gals gotta use her charms .....licks lips and twirls hair ...have you seen the size of my boobs????

bonerm

Fremen wrote: »

It's not until you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.

*Ssssssshhhhhh*!!!! One of the rules is you're not supposed to talk about it. :mad:

phill106

skepticalone wrote: »

have you seen the size of my boobs????

We are waiting....


fap....fap fap....

jd007

skepticalone wrote: »

A gals gotta use her charms .....licks lips and twirls hair ...have you seen the size of my boobs????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgoXUzIwXk0

Kivaro

Deleted User wrote: »

Whoever was holding that camera is an ass. Was funny for a second but it then it just got a little mean looking.:(

No, it would have been mean if she left the kitten fall into the mouth of an angry pitbull.

The clip was hilarious. Here's a euro: buy a bottle of 'sense of humour'.

MrStuffins

Your internet connection is still working........

LFC5Times

Was the woman your ex hubby left you for better looking? :cool:

bazmaiden

LFC5Times wrote: »

Was the woman your ex hubby left you for better looking? :cool:

little bit harsh man

LFC5Times

bazmaiden wrote: »

little bit harsh man

This is after hours my good man, political correctness gone mad part 2

elchupanebrey

What you need is to be taken out for a good steak, a nice bottle of red, a couple of cigars and some good conversation.

That should cheer you up.

RoadKillTs

I'm surprised the OP didn't see it coming

SoulTrader

skepticalone wrote: »

.

Are you an alone skeptic, or a one who is skeptical?

billymitchell

skepticalone wrote: »

right , as of today im now officially fooked , my cars been reposessed, my house will be seized by the bank and the slap faced hog who thought my x husband was a fine catch shall now be queueing for handout along side him , such is life in a recessionary ireland. Any one have some humour to cheer me up?

Twink???

MrStuffins

Is it just me who pictures the OP as this chick?

skepticalone

MrStuffins wrote: »

Is it just me who pictures the OP as this chick?

sorry to dissappoint ya , that chick is alright but im a dark haired minxy :cool:

MrStuffins

skepticalone wrote: »

sorry to dissappoint ya , that chick is alright but im a dark haired minxy :cool:

Seriously?

skepticalone

RoadKillTs wrote: »

I'm surprised the OP didn't see it coming

i fooking did actually ....................:mad:

elchupanebrey

MrStuffins wrote: »

Is it just me who pictures the OP as this chick?

Add in a bit of running mascara and you've got it I think:D

skepticalone

MrStuffins wrote: »

Your internet connection is still working........

yes , im going to lie here ...naked ...covered in baby oil .....and wait for the big burly bad guys to remove me from my house ..........or , was that last nights fantasy ???hmmmmmm

MrStuffins

skepticalone wrote: »

i fooking did actually ....................:mad:

Webcam?

skepticalone

MrStuffins wrote: »

Seriously?

YES

MrStuffins

skepticalone wrote: »

yes , im going to lie here ...naked ...covered in baby oil .....and wait for the big burly bad guys to remove me from my house ..........or , was that last nights fantasy ???hmmmmmm

Ok. now i think THIS is the OP!

skepticalone

MrStuffins wrote: »

Ok. now i think THIS is the OP!

ah now come on ....as i already said ....i have boobies ...big ones , long black hair ...im a 30 something woman ...and im not that fooker TWINK