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What's your definition of hell?

  • 14-05-2010 11:48pm
    #1
    nicegirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    My definition of hell would be a weekend away with about 12 to 15 girls..... thats just me though!


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  • #2
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    nicegirl wrote: »
    My definition of hell would be a weekend away with about 12 to 15 girls..... thats just me though!
    Yes. It's just you.


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Impotence that even viagra can't fix.


  • #4
    GAAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Strapped to a chair between these two useless feckers "singing" at me for eternity

    http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/ladslounge/Jedward.jpg

    *shudder*


  • #5
    mysons
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭mysons


    Fcuk,I thought that you meant real hell as in,no money,job,life,but fcuk me 12 to 15 girls,now that would be HELL.


  • #6
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    The mother in law turning up.


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  • #7
    Krusader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    Being a mod in AH


  • #8
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Sitting in a room surrounded by Hipsters all laughing about "quirky" things, watching Spongebob Squarepants and blowing into fùckin' kazoos..............that was my definition of hell.

    That or having one of those sore, pulsating, extremely visible pimples (on the middle of your face) that you just can't pop!


  • #9
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Missing a few gigs on a Rush tour. Shudders.......:eek:


  • #10
    Barna77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    A place without drinks


  • #11
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    nicegirl wrote: »
    My definition of hell would be a weekend away with about 12 to 15 girls..... thats just me though!

    We need to swap life's. Tell me do you like cockfest's?


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  • #12
    Cypher_sounds
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,214 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    GAAman wrote: »
    Strapped to a chair between these two useless feckers "singing" at me for eternity

    http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/ladslounge/Jedward.jpg

    *shudder*

    maybe you secretly like them, if not then why not just say jedward rather than bothering to look for a pic of them and sharing it with us?


  • #13
    MitchKoobski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭MitchKoobski


    Hell is a place of suffering and punishment in the afterlife.







    Also, Louth.


  • #14
    Cypher_sounds
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,214 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    Being trapped in a coal mine


  • #15
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    A Wolfe Tones concert


  • #16
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    My arse being infested with the fleas of a thousand camels and my arms falling off so as to deprive me of the benefit of scratching


  • #17
    celsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55 ✭✭celsy


    cricket


  • #18
    Cypher_sounds
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,214 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    MitchKoobski wrote: »
    Hell is a place of suffering and punishment in the afterlife.







    Also, Louth.


    Whats wrong with Louth?


  • #19
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Going to a niteclub sober.


  • #20
    MitchKoobski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭MitchKoobski


    Cypher_sounds wrote: »
    Whats wrong with Louth?
    The Corrs


  • #21
    Cypher_sounds
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,214 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    MitchKoobski wrote: »
    The Corrs


    Is one of them not daycent looking?


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  • #22
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    celsy wrote: »
    cricket
    You have much to learn.
    Cypher_sounds wrote: »
    Is one of them not daycent looking?
    He's blind.


  • #23
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Cypher_sounds wrote: »
    Is one of them not daycent looking?
    Aye, the drum/guitar kits!


  • #24
    MitchKoobski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭MitchKoobski


    Cypher_sounds wrote: »
    Is one of them not daycent looking?
    Ill admit Andrea Corr is fairly daycent but she did get married to the son of a billionaire just to keep herself goin.
    Can't forgive the other two sisters and Jim Corr though.


  • #25
    KrazeeEyezKilla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭KrazeeEyezKilla


    nicegirl wrote: »
    My definition of hell would be a weekend away with about 12 to 15 girls..... thats just me though!

    It depends on what kind of girls.


  • #26
    GAAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Cypher_sounds wrote: »
    maybe you secretly like them, if not then why not just say jedward rather than bothering to look for a pic of them and sharing it with us?

    Yeah............no

    Maybe i forgot from infrequent posting here in AH that pics do not get displayed in the posts, sherlock


  • #27
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Pauleta wrote: »
    A Wolfe Tones concert


    Shudder.

    For me, funerals.


  • #28
    nicegirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    KrazeeEyezKilla wrote: »
    It depends on what kind of girls.

    I agree. A weekend away with 12 to 15 lads, great craic!!!! :) 12 to 15 girls would be hell


  • #29
    Des Carter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 720 ✭✭✭Des Carter


    A song about things that could be described as hell!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GCyMtNl8T8


  • #30
    Cypher_sounds
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,214 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    El Weirdo wrote: »

    He's blind.

    What do you mean by that Einstein?


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  • #31
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    A world with no animals (serious answer)!


  • #32
    theboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭theboxer


    Getting stuck in a lift with Bill "I sold de apples" Cullen.


  • #33
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    nicegirl wrote: »
    My definition of hell would be a weekend away with about 12 to 15 girls..... thats just me though!

    "I would marry you only I couldn't face the hen night." What a sweet way to tell your fiance to fcuk off. You really are a nice girl.:)


  • #34
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Cypher_sounds wrote: »
    What do you mean by that Einstein?
    I'm not explaining it.


  • #35
    nicegirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    "I would marry you only I couldn't face the hen night." What a sweet way to tell your fiance to fcuk off. You really are a nice girl.:)

    God no! I would have a hen night, but not with 12 to 15 girls. I would definately have lads at my hen night....a bit more craic! A hen night with a difference!!:p


  • #36
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    I've got a good one: A week alone with my own thoughts.


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  • #37
    Paloma Big Bather
    Posts: 0 ✭ Paloma Big Bather


    Hell is other people, as my old mate Sartre used to say.


  • #38
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Daniel O'Donnel turning up to sing "Happy Birthday" to me!

    Shoot me, shoot me NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #39
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Any extended period of time spent with the parents...with no alcohol to dull the pain


  • #40
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Any extended period of time spent with the parents...with no alcohol to dull the pain

    Welcome to my last few months :o
    FML


  • #41
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Makenzie Wonderful Tooth wrote: »
    Welcome to my last few months :o
    FML

    My deepest sympathies :(


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  • #42
    KevinVonSpiel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 522 ✭✭✭KevinVonSpiel


    Having to listen to Twink, especially Twink going on radio or tv to, 'once & for all, set the record straight' so that the media will stop hounding her day & night...


  • #43
    billy the squid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    definition of hell

    a 750 ml bottle of tia maria with no milk.


  • #44
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    A world where there is no internet, no tv, no video games, no money, no jobs, being surrounded by other people's endlessly screaming children, where the only music available is a choice between polka, Jedward, Justin Bieber or Scooter and I'm subjected to getting papercuts on my eyeballs everyday for all eternity whilst militant Christians simultanious smack me in the face with a bible.

    ...*curls into a ball screaming*


  • #45
    YouTalkinToMe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭YouTalkinToMe


    Heaven


  • #46
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    Copperface Jacks


  • #47
    khmk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭khmk


    Working in a factory.

    Spirit sapping.

    Although the image of being serenaded by Barry Scott singing you'll never walk alone in the liverpool dressing room after they've won the league does make me heave quite bad.


    Y.S.B.


  • #48
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,501 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    GAAman wrote: »
    Strapped to a chair between these two useless feckers "singing" at me for eternity

    http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/ladslounge/Jedward.jpg

    *shudder*

    hell would count as just 1 second.


  • #49
    vampire of kilmainham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    Having two broken arms and not being able to J*** OFF:eek::eek::eek:


  • #50
    vampire of kilmainham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    KevinVonSpiel wrote: »
    Having to listen to Twink, especially Twink going on radio or tv to, 'once & for all, set the record straight' so that the media will stop hounding her day & night...

    Your luckey you werent watching the LATE LATE SHOW last night she was right there in your face:eek::eek::eek:


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Being trapped in Fr Jack's underpants hamper!


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